It's better then worshiping Jesus. http://shiantology.com/
I'll just give you a few minutes to fix that.
You have laser vision.
I KNEW THIS **** SOUNDED FAMILIAR. Thank ya kindly, sir.
I'm a Water Monkey.
Aw, quit complaining about 47 minutes of awesome, when the average human wastes 8 hours doing nothing on a bed, every night.
I dunno, I'm only 9 minutes in.
I'm honestly not sure what it is.
I KNOW I've heard those lyrics before...
...I approve.
...I don't get how this is an oxymoron.
As a healthy human being, you're supposed to be able to do it.
This became ****** when he tried to insert some sort of story.
Speaking of which, saw a Maddox calender in Borders a few days ago, totally was gonna freak out but I was standing next to my Mom so I couldn't.
Completely different accents.
Fine, the next time you strangle me I'll be sure to crack a knock-knock joke.
Maybe if you got over your masochistic fetishes.
You've been funnier.
...that's Bleach. A Filler episode of Bleach, which is an anime about an organization of Death Gods which wage war against evil spirits.
I've heard this one before. It looks like a planes crashing into buildings, right?
