Damn. I really had no idea. I can't really say that I know how you feel. The only one I can say that I understand was being assulted by some punk *****s in my neighborhood. My crime? Being respectful and "talkin like a white boy"( I live in a very ghetto black neighborhood) Otherwise, I would be lying if I did. I go by faith on alot of issues. But, from what I've seen, you seem to be a victim of the animalistic school system. The victim of a bunch of teenagers who have no moral groundings and are basically a bunch of pack animals that just run with the pack. Kids today in this run-with-the- pack culture are just extremely cruel. I just really do not feel your pain because I was homeschooled for the better part of my life. I grew up with my two brothers. It is why we are so close and not just living in the same place like alot of siblings today. Anyway, you seem to really be going through alot. And I really apologize for assuming. I just see alot of forum topics like this everywhere and the majority are just a bunch of liberal, whiney, immature, brats who are mad because mommy won't let them go to a Linkin Park concert. While your troubles sound pretty bad, All I have to say is don't complain and don't curse or disrespect your parents. Because, in the end, it is you that will come out golden. The old saying "It could ALWAYS be worse" really rings true. Your parents could beat you everyday and starve you. You could be homeless and living under a bridge in a box. You could have AIDS, You could live in a shack with no electricty and have to **** in a bucket. You may feel that your life is pretty bad, but I can think of alot of people who would give all of their limbs if they could switch lives with you. Sometimes you just gotta learn to take the good along with bad if you cannot help the bad. Try to think of the good things that you have in life and be thankful for them. Be thankful that you have these things to alleviate your stress. And think of where you would be without them. That is all I can say. I hope you find real happiness in life and in your future, both far and near. May God keep you.
Metal, maybe. Or Darkness.
I don't have violent parents. Far from it. I have disciplinarian parents. My parents know what they can and cannot do to me. They have told me that if I don't like their rules, I can go down to child services. Maybe you don't know this but you are livin the high life. Workaholic parents or no, you are living it. "Controling your life" or no, you are getting free internet, free clothes, free food, and free shelter. All of which YOU MOST LIKELY DIDN'T PAY FOR! And all that they ask of you, in exchange for all this, is that you follow their rules and do what they ask. If I don't like those conditions, I DON'T HAVE TO STAY!!! My parents have said to me "Look, No one is forcing you to stay with me and follow my rules. The only one forcing you to stay is YOU! Cause you KNOW that you are not capable of providing all of these things for yourself." My parents are strict on alot of things, but they have NEVER forced me to stay with them. I CHOOSE to stay! Because, I NEED THEM! It's not illegal to beat(spank) your kids. And I know kids and teens get stress. Never said they didn't. I'm just saying that you will know REAL stress when you stop living off mommy and daddy and are on your own. And I will say that your stress PALES in comparison to the stress of being an adult in this world. And I'm not pessimistic. I'm just really respectful to people who have lived longer than me. Even people I don't really like.
What respect? You have to EARN respect before you can get respect. I caught the liberal(not political, social) parenting advice in that. so far, liberals are the only one who believe that teens and children are equal to adults. Obviously, children have rights. They have the same rights we all have, the right not to be abused, the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. But the state says that until me and my brothers are 18 years old, my parents are legally responsible for us. That means they have to make decisions about our actions because ultimately, they are responsible for us. TEEN AND CHILDREN ARE NOT EQUAL TO ADULTS! Teens and children are nothing but impressionable young humans who are RULED by their childish wants and selfish impulses. My parents know that I'm growing. Hell, they consider me a grown man because I am 16 and am physically capable of impregnating a woman. But just because you are a teen and you can do that does not mean that you know how to live. Yeah, I have a brain, I can think for myself, But I don't **** about living in the real world. And as my dad says, "Life is a *****!" I can think for myself all I want, But I still don't know **** about taking care of myself after I'm on my own. I'm still learning from my parents(more so, my dad cause he's a man) about how to take care of myself. Teens saying that your parents need to let you learn for yourself is nothing more than an excuse so they can get their parents to get off their back and let them do whatever the hell they want. And why the hell do teens seem to think that they know more or are more smarter than their parents who(assuming they aren't teen parents) have lived longer? I'm sixteen, my dad is forty, and my mom is, either 39 or 40. my dad has FORTY years of experience of life over my sixteen. I ain't telling him ****! If he's wrong, and I know for certain that he is wrong, I will correct him. But I can't tell him that I need to be independant. You know what he and my ma would say? "Of course you do." "So, get outta my house, stop eatin my food, start paying bills, get a job and get a house." "You can be as independant as you want then." And THAT is what parents need to start sayin to their kids and their teens. The person who started this topic, this is what your mom should have said to you when you were being all disrespectful and sassy. "Oh, you don't fear me? And you gonna backtalk to me? Well, GET the **** outta my house NOW! I ain't lettin some disrepectful punk who think he/she all grown eat my food and then backtalk to me. Who the hell you think you are?" That what I think your mother should have said to you. Sorry, if it seems mean, but this is what might be is needed since teens wanna act like they all grown. I got smart like you did. One. Time. My dad grabbed the back of my neck and nearly threw me out the house. Never again. As for ProLucrecia, I think the whole "overprotective" thing is cooked up by teens whose parents won't let them do whatever they want, when they want. And your parents are older than you. So I'm gonna have to say that they have seen some real **** in life. You would do VERY well to listen to your so-called "overprotective" parents. My parents have loosened the reins abit for me, But I still answer to them. Their final word is law and I trust their judgement far more than ANYONE on this forum. Thank You for listening to my rant. Nice talking to you.
The reason I believe teens have that rep is because in this culture, alot of teens get to an age and they think that they all grown and that they can do whatever and nobody can say **** to them. My view on that is that if you are still livin with your parents, and heavily relying on them for resources, then you need to shut the hell up with all that backtalk. You ain't payin for that internet. Whoever has the gold makes the rules. As for "mentally maturing" on a forum, bah! You don't mentally mature by talking on a forum to geeks you barely know about irrelevent crap like Kingdom Hearts. You really mentally mature by having to pay bills, having to worry about how you gonna pay the rent, Having to worry about getting a place to live, getting food, making a decent income. THAT'S how you will get alot of mental maturity IMO.
Namine as a Keyblader? Let me put this in a simple term. NO!!!!!!!!!!! Kairi should have been written out of the story and Namine should have been a stand alone.
Me and W are definataly not eye to eye on immigration and big spending, but other than that, He has failed to severly dissapoint me. If there was a more conservative option, then yes, I would vote for the other guy, but except for immigration and all of its issues, Bush has not dissapointed me. That's my opinion personally. I think he will be one of those Presidents who will be looked upon much more favorably as time goes on. Like I said, I have not always agreed with his methods(Dude, the current dems want to see you destroyed! THEY HATE YOU!) But if you look at his track record, it's nothing to be really ashamed of. (Unless you're a liberal) --historic tax cuts that have sent the economy skyrocketing over the past 5 or more years and, as the news reports today, have sent poverty to record lows and employment to record highs--no easy task, by the way, in the chaotic wake of 911, and despite the expenses of war, the deficit is shrinking. --the vigorous global response to islamofascist terror that would have been unthinkable for a Democrat of the current cut. Despite the propaganda of the loony left [and sometimes even the fringe right], the war is moving in the right direction at last. --probably his most lasting legacy: the appointment of very solid conservative justices to the Supreme Court that has almost tipped the balance back to sanity there [one new appointment away from really cementing that, however]. --compared to several past presidents, he has led a largely serious scandal-free and honest administration, reflecting on the character of the man himself. Have there been several serious disappointments? Sadly, yes, there have been. But they don't detract from his accomplishments. I vote for him again to piss libs off. :satisfied:
Maybe that's why teens have such a bad rep. Because they get a certain age then ya'll think ya'll grown and ya'll can do whatever the hell ya'll want to. I read your story. And all I can say is, that you might as well have told your mother "I don't love you, I hate you, I wouldn't care if you died." when you said that I don't fear you. You were completely disrespectful. I say this because I was raised in a family that taught me to have complete respect for my elders. I was raised to not follow my "friends" and to follow people who truly have my best intrest at heart. And to see your mother completely disrespected by you after all she has done for you(raising you, bathing you, PAYING 15.99 a month for your internet, feeding you, looking out for your well-being) just really sickens me. To be honest, my mother would have punched the hell outta me till she drew blood. You don't EVER disrespect your parents like that. My dad said this once, "You have alot of enemies in this life without making enemies of people that are supposed to be your allies."
Well, excuuuse me. I didn't know she was French. Don't have to be all sarcastic about it.
Are you saying that just to make fun of me? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Well, at least you admit that you chose to become a homosexual. I personally think its bad, but whatever, do what you gonna do. This is America, after all.
Why is that? I'll explain. Muslims believe that when they die, their sins are balanced on a scale. If you've done more good things than bad, you go to heaven and vice versa. But, Muslims also believe in an event called the Jihad or "The Holy War". In which they must convert the world to the religion of Islam. If one does not comply with becoming a muslim, they must be killed. In this war, the muslim jihadist believe that if you die in the holy war, your sins are immediately forgiven, you go right to heaven, where seventy-two virgins await you. The joke was that 72 VIRGINIANS(A state in this country, assuming you live in the USA) await the muslims, but they mistranslated it. Glad you liked them. :laughing-smiley-004 Most of the jokes, you have to know allitle something about politics from both sides, stuff about the politicians, stuff about the econemy. Not insulting you, just saying.
Soccer is gay. GO CLEVELAND BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The title says it all. Here are some of my favorite right-wing jokes. I did not write these so kudos to whomever wrote these jokes. These are some of my particular favorites. Anybody who leans right of center on this forum will probably appreciate these(I hope I'm not the only one).Some libs might not. To them I say, I've put up with the liberal smugness of Family Guy, Bush is an idiot jokes, Republicans are greedy jokes, and other liberal sources of humor, so let me have equal time to joke back. THIS is just for fun! POLITICS FOR DUMMIES: FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you milk. NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk down the drain. DEMOCRAT / SOCIALIST (Same thing these days...) You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. The government takes one and gives it to someone else. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital. IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing. Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up. -------------------------------------- A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" ''Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she was a conservative Republican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too." The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" She pauses, and lets out a smile. "Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a liberal Democrat." ----------------------------- Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around, and talk with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him any more. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it! ----------------------------------------- Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your spouse and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer: Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Conservative Answer: BANG! Southern Conservative Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" ---------------------------------------- Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did, and replied, "That tasted like bull sh**!" The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low." (Yeah, I know. Rasict joke, huh? But I liked it. I hate Jesse Jackass) --------------------------------------- TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.... It creates a hostile work environment. ------------------------------------ The Marine and the Insurgent A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman." "He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'" "So there we were, standing in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us." ------------------------------------------ A Republican and Democrat are walking down the street and come across a homeless man with a sign that says "Please Help". The Republican pulls fifty dollars out of his pocket and gives it to the homeless man. He also gives the man his business card and says "Get something to eat and get yourself cleaned up. Then come and see me and I'll give you a job." The Democrat sees this and thought that was nice. The Democrat wanted to do something for this man also....after all being a Democrat means he likes to help people. So the Democrat reaches into the Republican's pocket, pulls out another fifty dollars and gives it to the homeless man! ------------------------------------ A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a "Thank-you" note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those idiots deducted $95.00 in taxes!" --------------------------------------------- THE LARK PROGRAM (This one is my favorite) A Lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply: The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington , D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers! . We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nailclippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him. Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it? Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching. Good luck! ------------------------------------------ A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to come in was an Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me. Im collecting disability!" ----------------------------------- When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next; he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 67 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden whined through blood and broken teeth and said, "This is not what you promised me." *The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Demyx got in his way. And started the fight. The pansy got what he deserved. Xaldin was trying to turn the Beast into a heartless and gain his nobody. Marluxia was a manipulative traitorus *******. Larxene was a *****. They were the bad guys, trying to attain their goal through foul means. **** them all. Especially Demyx. Little pussy.
Ok, what's with hating Sora for beating Org XIII. What are we coming to if we are sypmathetic to the bad guys and hate the hero for stoping them.
Why are people getting all weepy over nobodies and heartless? HELLO? They are the BAD GUYS!!!
My most disliked character...Kairi. She never integrated Riku into the friendship; in fact, she just took him for granted, even when they found each other again. There was, like, NO Riku-Kairi bonding of what-so-ever, and CoM doesn't count because that wasn't really Kairi. She only EVER included Sora, never Riku (ie: going alone with Sora on the raft, the sunset scene, when she said, "We'll be together everyday, right Sora?", and when Hayner points out that Kairi was only looking for Sora, must I go ON? :P). She drove Riku and Sora's friendship apart, instead of keeping them together. She never should have instigated the racing (twice) between the two - in fact, she should acted as the mediator. Her role would have also been more effective if she was seen as a little sister to BOTH Sora and Riku, instead of a one-sided romance towards Sora. She's a MARY-SUE people. And the definition of a Mary-Sue is that she's: 1) pretty 2) befriends everyone (ie. Twilight Town gang) 3) exists purely for a romantic interest of the characters 4) better than most people, but too humble to admit it (ie. can we say RANDOM Princess of Heart? Like, is she Ansem the Wise's daughter or something? What gave her THAT right?) 5) get random fighting abilities, in which they can kick ** (ie. the random Keyblade in an attempt to include her by producers o.O) 6) naive and innocent (ie. was she even aware of the competition between Sora and Riku for her - that is assuming Riku did like her... I like to think he mostly used her for his own ego) oh, AND she gets a Nobody!! Woot! Let's give her everything! o_O Kairi was utterly USELESS in the game. Sure, she instigated the plot, but then she was a trophy in the end. I mean, Square could have thought ways around her too, if they'd bothered, jeez. How was she useless, you may ask? 1) she was unconcious or held prisoner for the majority of the games. In KH2, she could've been more useful by collecting information (ie. eavesdropping) for aiding Sora. 2) she didn't help collect things for the raft, in fact she was laziest of the three 3) in KH, she didn't even help with the opening of the portal - she has no abilities, but to stand there and look pretty - and she isn't even that dropdead gorgeos, dammit (hell, her NOBODY was more useful than she was!) 4) she didn't contribute anything to the friendships except create competition and chaos Yeah... she DID try to help Sora (twice)... but that was the producers' attempt to redeem her somewhat... That's why I don't like Kairi. Then again, we can't hate Kairi, because there isn't enough character in her to hate. She was a bland and uninteresting character, who was randomly thrown into the plot. Still, I only blame Disney for this. Before Square teamed up with Disney, Square ran rampant with strong and very well developed females. And cool males. So, I guess what I'm saying is...**** DISNEY!!
Uh, the happy protagonist was Zidane. But there is a difference. Zidane...MATURED!!! Sora's still an annoying brat. Anyway, the lamest line for me was when he caught Iago backstabbing them. "Iago, you were supposed to be our friend! But you've been playing both sides just to save yourself." Don't know why but I thought that was gay. Where's eskarrah? He hates Sora with a passion.
That line, in and of itself, was stupid. The KH script writers suck.
