PM' ed you the closest thing I got, I' m not sure it' s PG13 enough for this forum. This will have to do either way, going to sleep now.
Euh ... youpi ?
Badass. English badass to be accurate, but in works in every language : Tu sais, la dernière fois que j' ai été en Allemagne j' ai vu un homme écraser tout le monde. On s' est légèrement disputé. Voila voila.
I suspected you got the "broken" thing thrown at you a lot. But as Astrid pointed out in the second vid you don' t have to be "broken" to be rigid about your communication standards and your expectations. The irony wasn' t lost on me. It was my point to begin with, we all have our own. You don' t have to be autistic or asexual to have a hard time explaining them. Just so you know, someone in my family is autistic, you might be happy to hear he has a girlfriend. Also, the actress who plays Astrid has an autistic sister. Thoses scenes didn' t strike me as unrealistic. Well, parallel dimension people aside.
Oh. One of those. There there, you' re just a partial **** up like everyone else. Now gulp that Ben and Jerry' s.
Da fuk did I just watch. xD Wait is that ... is that a Sayan capsule ? I don' t twit. I refuse to twit. That bad ?
You' ve been super quick on that one, it usually lasts hours.
Erm ... what' s Goat Simulator ? And did they seriously remove Kojima from the MGS5 credits ?
Yup. Not sure there' s a link, but a bit earlier I noticed the thread about assexuals didn' t have any page selection anymore. I had to enter its first page and click next.
I think I talked at the first person enough to avoid throwing that kind of caveat thrice a sentence. We' re all talking about ourselves here. Most men have turn ons and turn offs. Knowing you' re not into it at all would be a turn off for me is all I was saying, and I' m not exactly the only man who thinks (or rather reacts) like that. It doesn' t mean you can' t be a nice friend to have around, but it does mean our sex life would be boring from day one. So no, I wouldn' t even try getting in such a relationship. Now if we' re talking about someone who doesn' t mind getting sex anyway and is somehow decently skilled at it in spite of her lack of attraction ... sure, I guess I could at least try. But I' m very dubious about that. The metaphor obviously has its limits, I hoped the vids under it would make my point clearer. It' s those scenes that brought the metaphor to my mind in the first place. It' s not just the parts about autism mind you, I thought the candy exchange was also quite symbolic. Also, alternate Astrid breaks my heart. I can see why it was hard for her father, but I also do feel empathy for her situation.
Congrats ! Here' s one drink for you, two drinks for me, three drinks for you, four drinks for me ...
I really wouldn' t recommend playing it for its story. Complete useless filler crap. Not to mention Rebecca instantly goes from badass in 0 to useless in 1. As a game I didn' t like it as much as ReMake, but not by far, I still played it to death. Its switching and inventory mechanics can get tedious here and there, especially on further replays, but if you ask me it still beats the full action shooters the series has become.
Sure, I' m just not sure you get where we' re coming from. Saying that a relationship without sex is a friendship is a shortcut, it' s hard to explain. I understand that you don' t need to have sex to fall in love, but I don' t see that as the romantic side of things and sex as an unrelated purely physical activity. Sex is very much part of the romantic dynamic for me, the best part actually. An asexual would be unable to reciprocate that, you can' t fake it. Before "asexual" became a word asexual women were said to be "frigid", which semantically implies coldness, the polar opposite of hotness. It' s literally a turn off. I didn' t sleep left and right like a rabbit when I was a teenager, I needed feelings and confidence as well, but once I had both sex was the natural next step. I' m not sure how I could turn the tables on you to make you understand. Maybe you should ask yourself if you could marry an autist. As in someone who would genuinely love you but would barely reciprocate the signs of affection you send his way. At least not in the way you wish he would. You might be able to overlook it for a while but in the long run it would eat you up, you' d feel miserable. Spoiler
I meant their own kids, most people would rather have it that way. Besides I imagine artificial insemination isn' t exactly cheap (if it is even legal/available where you live), and adopting is rarely easy peasy.
I just realized there' s something that was never brought up when I looked it up : do asexuals want kids ?
Oh right, there' s something I wanted to say about that. It might keep us afloat for a while, but it would be doomed to fail in the long run. Knowing it is a chore for my partner would be a huge downer. I need someone who likes both giving and receiving that way, and not just a little. There' s nothing more arousing to me than knowing my partner is having a great time.
Lol. You probably meant it as a joke, but between hunting and poking I' m honestly not sure which instinct women are most likely to be in denial about.
In any decent French or Belgian library I suppose. I doubt they bothered publishing it abroad, French humor doesn' t translate very well (the Pythons were spot on about that). Not to mention it doesn' t care one bit about blasphemy or obscenity. Apparently Fluide Glacial (the magazine that published Superdupont) has an online edition for apple and androids.
I google it when Laurence Fox brought it up, apparently scientists aren' t quite sure what to make of it. And if they don' t, I don' t either. That being said, I had no particular desire for sex either up until I reached my first orgasm. Before that masturbating was pleasurable alright, but nothing to write home about. It took me quite some time to figure out how this was working. Hell, I' m still learning to this day. I' ll spare you the details but there' s all sorts of stuff I can do now, things I didn' t know could even be done. I' m told the female body is even more complex to figure out. Maybe some asexuals simply never bothered exploring their body, or did but failed to "hit the nail", or outright can' t. Faithfulness would be of paramount importance on both sides for me. I don' t mind spending long stretches of time just "going solo". However, as far as I' m concerned, if sex is off the table then all we have is a friendship.
Spoiler: Belle Lyrics ( Quasimodo ) Belle C'est un mot qu'on dirait inventé pour elle Quand elle danse et qu'elle met son corps à jour, tel Un oiseau qui étend ses ailes pour s'envoler Alors je sens l'enfer s'ouvrir sous mes pieds J'ai posé mes yeux sous sa robe de gitane A quoi me sert encore de prier Notre-Dame Quel Est celui qui lui jettera la première pierre Celui-là ne mérite pas d'être sur terre O Lucifer ! Oh ! Laisse-moi rien qu'une fois Glisser mes doigts dans les cheveux d'Esméralda ( Frollo ) Belle Est-ce le diable qui s'est incarné en elle Pour détourner mes yeux du Dieu éternel Qui a mis dans mon être ce désir charnel Pour m'empêcher de regarder vers le Ciel Elle porte en elle le péché originel La désirer fait-il de moi un criminel Celle Qu'on prenait pour une fille de joie une fille de rien Semble soudain porter la croix du genre humain O Notre-Dame ! Oh ! laisse-moi rien qu'une fois Pousser la porte du jardin d'Esméralda ( Phoebus ) Belle Malgré ses grands yeux noirs qui vous ensorcellent La demoiselle serait-elle encore pucelle ? Quand ses mouvements me font voir monts et merveilles Sous son jupon aux couleurs de l'arc-en-ciel Ma dulcinée laissez-moi vous être infidèle Avant de vous avoir mené jusqu'à l'autel Quel Est l'homme qui détournerait son regard d'elle Sous peine d'être changé en statue de sel O Fleur-de-Lys, Je ne suis pas homme de foi J'irai cueillir la fleur d'amour d'Esméralda ( Quasimodo, Frollo et Phoebus ) J'ai posé mes yeux sous sa robe de gitane A quoi me sert encore de prier Notre-Dame Quel Est celui qui lui jettera la première pierre Celui-là ne mérite pas d'être sur terre O Lucifer ! Oh ! laisse-moi rien qu'une fois Glisser mes doigts dans les cheveux d'Esméralda Esméralda Spoiler: La main verte Spoiler: La main verte Lyrics J'ai pensé que peut-être On pourrait nous permettre De fumer nos pets J'ai pensé que le bien être Se retrouve dans la fête Et que ce commerce fait recette "Va te faire mettre !" J'ai compris en fumant Que fumer c'est de l'argent Et que j'en donne à des gens Qui allègrement amassent les Bagues en diamant Sur le dos de pauvres paysans Alors c'est Bang Bing Boum ! J'ai la solution Des tonnes de graines pour des hectares de plantations Faites fleurir les jardins, décorez les balcons Expliquez à vos voisins que fumer vous coute du pognon Je veux fumer de l'herbe de qualité Boucher le trou de la sécu en fumant mon tarpé Ne plus transpirer à chaque controle d'identité Qu'on arrête de m'considérer comme un drogué Alors c'est Bang Bing Boum ! J'ai la solution Des tonnes de graines pour des hectares de plantations De Mars a Octobre, c'est la bonne saison Y'a plus qu'à espérer qu'on arrache pas tous mes pieds!! J'ai pensé que peut-etre Toutes ces tunes malhonnêtes Servent à nos dirigeants Qui s'entêtent et répètent A dire que la fumette C'est pas bon pour les gens J'ai compris qu'pour du chichon Tu peux aller en prison Que l'alcool tue à foison Que si la légalisation N'est pas le mot d'ordre de ces bouffons C'est qu'ils ont de bonnes raisons Alors c'est Bang Bing Boum ! J'ai la solution Des tonnes de graines pour des hectares de plantations Faites fleurir les jardins, décorez les balcons Expliquez à vos voisins que fumer vous coute du pognons Je veux fumer de l'herbe de qualité Boucher le trou de la sécu en fumant mon tarpé Ne plus transpirer à chaque controle d'identité Qu'on arrête de m'considérer comme un drogué Alors c'est Bang Bing Boum ! J'ai la solution Des tonnes de graines pour des hectares de plantations De Mars a Octobre, c'est la bonne saison Y'a plus qu'à espérer qu'on arrache pas tous mes pieds Alors c'est Bang Bing Boum... I' ll send you the translations later. You clearly have no clue how much can be done with smelly cheese alone. Let me introduce the superhero you never knew existed : Spoiler
