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My body is ready.
Because they're all better than you.
I don't need ladies all I need is you babe
I tried to properly convey through clues in the images/dialogue who the people represented were without directly labeling/naming them (RvR had to be directly named, which kinda annoys me, but I couldn't figure any other way to convey it was him) But apparently not everyone caught on to the clues, so I'll list who was represented and you should be able to guess Staff: DPWolf Fayt-Harkwind Ioan Mike Styx Trigger Catch the Rain Deathspank Roxasvsriku Spdude Darkwatch Misty Repliku Should Be Staff: Cyanide Hime_cut Farore Atlas ワンダ TheMuffinMan
Shut up you! I killed Thor with my junk
I hate when people read way far into shit and draw weird comparisons with my threads.
sucka*****
what the fuck is a jellybaby are they massive and provide orgasms because if so, then that is absolutely appropriate
Why hello there Funny how we keep crossing paths like this. You there, with your heads full of eyeballs and goo...and me, well..me with my enormous penis. It's almost as if the great black hand of fate plucks me, like fresh cotton from a Georgia plantation, and places me gently in the warm embrace of your white slave-driving arms, and as such I am the means in which to fuel your crack-addicted womanizing ways, and through my presence you find purpose and fulfillment in this world. We are bound together by an unbreakable destiny, You & I, with your need to be a ****** website populated by people who aren't funny, and my need to make other people angry on the internet. Can't you see, my dear KH-Vids? We complete each other. But really, let's get back to my enormous penis. "Enormous" might even be too modest of a description, it's astronomical, really, so much so that they say too much exposure to my penis and you'll start to see God. Now you may be asking, "TheMuffinMan, you herculean upholder of all that is sexy and good, how does this affect you?", and I shall tell you now! Yes, I have seen a God, and that God was Thor. He came upon me from the great golden city of Valhalla, and brandishing his mighty hammer he challenged me and my penis. Our respective "tools" clashed in the night, sending streaks of lightning across the skies in a battle that raged on for what seemed like days, but for my penis that is but an afternoon quicky before brunch at Denny's. We fought in deserts, on icebergs, in dark city streets, and even upon a children's merry-go-round, eventually ending at the rocky shores at the end of the Earth. With our backs to the endless abyss we clashed once more, and with such force seismic waves rippled through the ground beneath us. "How!", he chokes out as he struggles to hold his ground, "How do you last for so long!". Sensing the fatigue within him I stare into his eyes, eyes which stare back at me with a faltering will to fight, and I say to him "I AM BROLY MY POWER IS MAXIMUM", and with a final push his hammer shatters in two. Casting away his hammer and falling to his knees like the broken man he is, arms limp like my penis would never become, the Viking God concedes his golden chariot and endless supply of hot and sexy wenches to me. As I ride off into the sunset, leaving him powerless at the ends of the Earth, forever to dwell on his defeat at the hands of my glans, I turn to him and shout "Also, lots of Viagra!". And that's how babies are made. Now then, what did I make this thread for again? Oh yeah, as a celebration of my return, I have decided to treat the Staff as a whole to a group look into your True Selves. So, here you are, enjoy: Spoiler And a special bonus True Self: Spoiler Meanwhile; at the "Should Be Staff" Headquarters http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1504/shouldbestaff.png
Otaku Queen, more like should-lay-off-the-snack-foods queen
Cut/Uncut debate is such a touchy one, if you watch the Penn & Teller: Bullshit episode on Circumcision it really makes you think that it's an unnecessary or hardly beneficial practice and is sorta like an abuse situation that we justify with "well, they won't remember us mutilating them, it won't matter!" But to be quite honest I think uncircumcised penises are gross/fugly looking :\ so just on an aesthetic level, I'm happy with the chop-job done on my junk
Black people can't triforce
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Quitting on your own terms looks better on future job applications than getting fired. Being fired implies you did something wrong to lose your job, with quitting you can simply play it off as something admirable like life issues got in the way or what I do, when applying for a job somewhere if they ask the reason you quit your last job put "not enough hours", as it shows you have work ethic and all that jazz
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Found it
so that's when I told the hooker, "Not on MY Yacht!", ha ha! and then I socked her one in the jaw. Oh, hello, didn't see you all there! Probably because I'm wearing my "make everyone invisible but dem hot n sexy pieces of ass, yeahyeahyeah" X-Ray spectacles that I got for $14.95 + shipping out of an ad in "Men's Health And Also Body Building And By The Way We Sell Speedos Too Hey Wait Has Anyone Seen My Bootleg Copy Of 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain, You Know, The Movie With The Kids That Look Like Hanson And Holy Shit Is That Hulk Hogan It Totally Fuckin Is Jesus Christ He's Beating Up Ninjas This Is Amazing Monthly: Swimsuit Edition". I'd recommend you get a pair, but then again when you're wearing these the only person on Earth that you can see is me. Now then, on today's menu is the member Cyanide, and what a feisty catch he was! I lost many Alaskan crab fishermen on that day trying to tame this beast. Now, part of that might have been because we weren't catching crabs, or on a boat, or at sea at all...unless the inside of an active volcano counts as "at sea", and by "crab fishing experience" I chose to interpret their profession as "willing participant in volcano god sacrifice", but in the end it was a learning experience for everyone involved. For example, I learned that maybe my faith in a fiery volcano god was misplaced when seeking the whereabouts of nubile brazilian children, and they learned what it's like to be liquidated. So prepare yourself Cyanide, for you're about to be served a heaping plate of TRUTH, with a side-order of REVELATIONS, and a tall glass of GOAT SEMEN. Spoiler ¡DIOS MIO!
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