She wants you inside her INSIDE HER BERJINGO
plesioth can suck a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
You should throw your man-panties on stage afterwards
It was a present from my mom, but no I was reading children's literature by the time I was 4
I know I should probably find this cute or something, but it just seems strange to me because I was reading The Lord of the Rings in 2nd grade
it was fucking week this week? no one sent me a memo
of course she wasn't a regular waitress she was a veloceraptor waitress ... [I'm a velociraptor]
I was the waitress at Applebees these hips don't lie
thank you all for participating in this experiment called "thoughts TMM has over the course of an hour"
deez nutz g-unit jigga what what
Conor Oberst is pretty cool beans, I have a lot of respect for him in a similar sense as Benjamin Gibbard, they do good shit
I'll download Lifted now and check it out I dunno what the first one is that you suggested :O
looks like a poorly made signature for use on internet forums whoever made it should probably eat several bags o' dicks and die from aforementioned bag-o-dick eatin' maybe asphyxiation unless that gets him off people do that you know like David Carradine died in bangkok bangin his kok with a prostitute chokin himself he liked it he knew karate you know? Kill Bill was a cool movie lots of chicks fighting yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh not the black one though wasn't she on Mad TV? I think so lol cheerios uma thurman got raped in a coma lol that probably sucked dude you think maybe coma-watcher people do that? sick ... kinda awesome though unless they're uggos eww ugly people in a coma? damn, they lose on all fronts well atleast they're not outside (with their ugliness) ugly people should go into comas more often think we could do that? maybe I'll do it when I become President I'll just pass a bill be all "Hey congress" and they'll be all "Yeah Mr. Prez?" (I pass a law that everyone has to call me "Mr. Prez") and then I'm all like "Ugly people are so ugly, right" And they all jiggle in agreement so I'm like Ugly people coma bill ugly people gotta be in comas by like a certain time sorta like TV signals switchin over, and hybrid cars all you uggos gotta just...idk drop a toaster in your bathtubs by the end of the year and get into a coma so I dun have to lookit you damn I would be the greatest President ever (well duh, with an awesome name like Mr. Prez) you think they give Nobel Prizes for that kinda thing? They'd probably invent one for me the "infinitely improved humanity forever and always prize" I'd win it every year Einstein ain't got **** on this maybe Walt Disney would come back to life because all the ugly people are gone he froze himself because of that, you know? that and jews dunno what I can do about the jews, that's kinda a touchy thing someone beat me to that one don't want to seem unoriginal I'd be the Carlos Mencia of Genocide ... I'm not sure who should feel more bad about that the Genocide or Carlos Mencia hmm Genocidlos Men-cya-later lol get it I wonder if there are Nobel prizes for awesome puns there should be the nobel prizes really don't cover a significant number of awesome things worth getting a gold medal over people get gold medals for ping-pong I mean seriously the fuck? and badminton hehe you know what the thing you hit in badminton is called? a shuttlecock (lol) oh man dude shuttlecocks would be fuckin awesome that's what I'll tell NASA to do I'll be like "Hey NASA" and they'll be like "si?" (because I moved NASA to Mexico so people would stop having a reason to go to Florida) (too many old people and tourists, srsli) so yeah, "Dude NASA, make space shuttles look like cocks" "que" "cocks" "que?" "cocks" "por que?" OH GOD I HATE YOU NASA WHY DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT SPACE So then I move NASA out of Mexico because seriously, the fuck I'd probably miss all the tacos though ever watch a space shuttle blast off while eating a taco? aaaaaaawesoooome I'd have to move NASA somewhere I can still do cool shit while things go boom not Iowa because then I'd be watching shuttle go off next to a bunch of corn I'd be all HEY CORN WATCHA DOIN and corn would be like "Photsynthesis" ... "YOU'RE SO BORING CORN I HATE YOU" So yeah, Iowa is out (why do people even live there?) forget it where are there a lot of Italians? because I probably wouldn't miss the tacos so much if I had a plate o spaghetti but then I'd probably look all messy :\ Presidents can't be messy, they have to look cool like the Fonz omg omg at my inauguration, I'm going to make it so that "Hail to the chief" cuts out randomly and people will be all like OMMMGGGGGG (ladies will probably cry) and I'd be all *leather jacket* I GOT DIS And then, theres this jukebox and I walk up to it and SMACK IT SOME SENSE and then Hail to the Chief starts playing again it would be the most bad ass thing to ever happen in history ever The Chief Justice would probably suck my dick right there while still swearing me in he'll be all MMF UMPH HRGH SLURP GARGLE and I'll be all "I do" ... does the president say "I do"? screw that I would say "FO SHEEZY" *double thumbs up* *smile to the cameras* then I nut on him (he'd probably become a born-again christian afterwords) so anyway I'd probably conquer Italy so that I could put NASA there and have a pizza pizza pizza pie hehe anyone remember Zoombinis? and that one part, where like you run into the rock monster, and he goes "MAAAAKE MEE A PIIIIIIZAAAAA" I sometimes shout that during online video games to confuse people ask Ken, we play Monster Hunter and we're hittin up this Hermitaur so I'd be like "Hey Ken" "This Hermitaur is gonna make me a pizza" and I'd proceed to shoot at it with my bowgun shouting MAAAAAKE ME A PIIIIIIIIZAAAAA and Hermitaur would be like "QUIT IT, LANCE" If you could hear me say it this would probably complete your life but you can't because you're not bffs with me having a bff is really helpful nowadays because it becomes an answer to anything frat boys be like "wanna hit up that gnarly kegger later, broham?" "idk my bff chlamydia :\" and he understands completely so they go back to their dorm and listen to Dave Matthews Band while sipping naddy ices and having sideways visor caps because, you know their left ears need to be protected from the sun Dave Matthews Band abbreviated is DMB which is kinda like WMD so, I'd probably name all of America's nukes after Dave Matthews Band songs "Crash", hehe global nuclear extermination would be fun times under my command because all the nukes would have silly names "Half of China has just been destroyed under the great girth of Oprah Winfrey" "fuckin niiiiice", I say as I'm playin SNES in the background of our secret military base and then we all fist-pound (real quick though because I'm fighting Scar in Lion King) (I just got done beating Aladdin) so yeah, then the entire popular of the earth is annihilated by our largest nuke ever conceived appropriately dubbed "khhottie30" and I'm left with my entire presidential cabinet (which consists of all supermodels/porn stars) (positions were selected by their unique talents) ("Speaker of the House" has a nice mouth, if you know wha m sayn?) so with the population of the earth depleted it's up to me to repopulate the earth with awesome children who possess the genetic make-up to be tall and sexy with awesome child-bearing hips who have no problem putting out in front of cameras basically what I'm getting at here is that it would be the best. earth. ever.
this song is like poop for my ears
bitches don't know bout my conor oberst
Then you shouldn't be looking for a review if you don't have the time to actually read about the game.
Please don't steal my bike
superhuman strength only when you're asleep
