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    Me back on. =D

    Me back on. =D
    Profile Post by Ol'Sephy for Mike, May 17, 2009
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    Okay, pardon a poor noob and deprived loser, but what is this, "fourth wall?" I saw a comic book panel that strangely reminded me of one of my friends in real life, but that's about the only clue that I've gotten so far. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!

    Okay, that's it for now.
    Post by: Ol'Sephy, May 14, 2009 in forum: Forum Families
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    Ow! What the sh*t, man? That still hurts!

    *pulls out bullet and looks at it*

    Why would you shoot your own Royal Jester?! And, by the way, Acme Brand doesn't make the best Anti-Immortal Bullets... As is now obvious by how ineffective this one was on me. Try Omega Brand. It'll cost you an arm and a leg, but it's worth it! You'll be making pink mist out of immortal people's heads in no time. I recommend the hollow-points. Highly effective at close or long range...

    Ah, sh*t. I just gave you advice on how to kill me, didn't I?

    *pulls out a small device with a red button on it*

    I think that I'll use this device now. A street vendor sold it to me! He said, "Press that button to go where nobody can touch you. Very good if somebody is about to kill you!"

    *presses button*

    Good bye, m'lord! I will now be safe from --

    BOOM.

    ((Damn street vendor...))
    Post by: Ol'Sephy, May 13, 2009 in forum: Forum Families
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    Your Majesty, the King of Kings! It is apparent that I am not one of "your immortals," which are "different." I cannot be killed by anything!

    However...

    I can be stabbed, ran over, dismembered, castrated, (please don't), ground up into little pieces, or otherwise horribly maimed, but, I assure you, I will survive. I will heal the wounds. If it would normally be instantly lethal, then...

    Let's not think about that, shall we?

    I can also juggle, if Your Majesty would wish to see...?

    *pulls out two chainsaws, a large kitchen knife, and a small thermo-nuclear warhead with a blast radius of about five feet*

    Shall I begin, m'lord?
    Post by: Ol'Sephy, May 12, 2009 in forum: Forum Families
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    'Sup, Fady?

    'Sup, Fady?
    Profile Post by Ol'Sephy for fadedphantom, May 12, 2009