van- well its sorta attached to my body so i cant do anything about that and yes cause im evil ho
hey can i be vanitas
van- any time b!tch! (pulls out chi blade) ur move
van- yay says the guy who wearing a white skirt to cover his mangina
i am van- i demade this wedding to stop now for aqua you are my true love and if you dont Van S and NO heart will have a suprise for you all xemnas- i love supri-- (gets shot in the neck from a dart nocking him out
Hey aqua has old ven Been on at all
Van- hey do you no were riku is I need to show him something in that dark ally
Van- so Anyone seen ven
van- im back with cookies
van s-( gets destoyed) vanitas- well this sucks time for my kamikazi attack shoots beams of darkness at everyone and then gets sent to santas house van- oh cookies and toys GOT GO SEE YA tommorow guys
vanitas- ugh dont hurt me--- got ya throws riku to the ground and then starts to cheer i one vanitas s- attacks aqua
van-this isnt his kh anyway his filed a divorce for sexual harrasement vanitas- why dont we make this even more intresting (makes summens the chains the xeonort used on terra so no one can get out
van- blocks all van s- makes dark clones and nockes eveyone back van- now all of u will parishe in oblivean (comes out of beam with darkness flowing out of him and a glowing chi blade ) try me
van- yay bye (fades into the ground and emerges behind kairi nocking her out) the time has coem (summerns kingdom hearts) for the keyblade wars to begin (van is chaneling energy in kh while van s is protecting him)
vanitas- that woke me up (takes sword out and unversed start swaing all over the place surronding the group sheperd gets nocked out and MF AND no heart cant fight anymore vanitas- well now it looks like the end for all of you, unversed ATTACK (unversed att everyone in swarms and do alot of damage)
van s- jumps and attacks riku really fast then jumps into sky shooting a beam of darkness at him army all dyes from the nuke shepperd- pulls out pistoal and nocks roxas down "five min ago i lost 30,000 men in the blick of an eye and the world just fuc*kin watched today you dye vanitas- nocked out NO HEART- slams keyblade into roxas head
vanitas- ow! whats yours is mine ( jumps in sky grabs kairi and shoots darkness into her nocking her out of the sky MF- attacks roxas with his fire attack sheperd- i need back now ( a whole army comes in with guns rockets and nukes and attacks eveyone
MF- slows time down for eveyone else at keyblade graveyard- van-wow you really slowed them down i think im growing a beard no heart nocks roxas back far enough to escape
van- (stands on rock holding chi blade) my comrades to day we make our final stand today we will be victorious (makes clones of himself and they attack evryone while van and team excape to the keyblade graveyard
we always do it and this rpg is no fun if you dont laugh at yourself sometimes you will get used to it vanitas- "blocks and dives into the ground and jumps up shooting dark fira at riku NO HEART- attacks aqua and roxas
