Who wants to help me achieve this ambition?
If you look hard enough, sometimes you can find light brown pants to wear in case you get tired of your dark brown pants.
Would he be called Tony Tony Chopin?
Asking for a neighbor. She's paranoid about women's shelters because any of the ones that are feasibly close have a "take all women" policy that would keep them from turning away the person she's fleeing from. Not asking in Help With Life because it's not my life and she's not really a friend, just a person that I want to help out if possible.
That's how I feel whenever I fill out a job application.
Should I continue? Spoiler
At this con, I met an actress who played a major character in an anime called Shuffle!, which at the time I had not yet recognized as crap. She signed my journal thingy and, since there wasn't much of a line I asked, quite innocently, if she would ever consider reprising her role for a dub of the game Shuffle! was based on. This seems perfectly reasonable. To you, dear reader, this merely sounds like a fan of a show asking an actress in that show how likely it would be for more content to be released. What you probably don't know (because I haven't told you yet) and what I had forgotten (because I was running on two hours of sleep) is that the game version of Shuffle! is extremely pornographic. And that's the story of the time I accidentally asked a respectable and intelligent woman if she would ever be in porn.
I'm thinking about doing a Greg Universe cosplay but I don't want to get an actual sunburn over my whole body.
If there are words on your shirt that are large enough to read from five feet away, I am going to assume that I am allowed to read them. If you are offended by a man reading a t-shirt whose message is "only for women," the best course of action is to wear that shirt exclusively in spaces where men are unlikely to be, such as restrooms designated for use by women, baby showers before the 1990s, or a lesbian orgy. Failing that, I suppose you could carry a megaphone and, upon entering any room, use it to inform its current occupants that the shirt you are wearing is only for women to read, but that might be a bit excessive.
If Usopp is supposed to be from Africa if he were in the real world, why is he white?
Please explain your choice in a comment.
You need to play Super Lesbian Horse RPG right now. That is all.
I'll just eat some trash.
...has really bad handwriting and the person who processes the paperwork reads "anesthesia" as "euthanasia?"
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way...t-tweets-in-defense-of-comedy-and-trevor-noah
...named after a book that nothing good should ever be named after?
AKA: KS is bored and it's Pi Day, so he decided to write this stupid one shot fanfic thing. There are unmarked spoilers for both Evangelion 2.22 and the early events of 3.33. LAST TIME, ON REBUILD OF EVANGELION Shinji Ikari almost caused the Third Impact, but Kaworu Nagisa came out of nowhere and impaled Unit-01 with the Spear of Cassius, winning the day and saving everybody except Shinji, who has been rendered comatose inside the plug of Unit-01. While in the plug, Shinji dreams about his friends, family, and what a total mind**** this experience has been for him, as well as a bunch of traumatizing stuff because Unit-01 is kind of part of him or something. He dreams about these things for five years in the plug, until his comatose mind gets bored and starts to wander. For the next nine years, he dreams about one very simple thing: Circles. This is probably the story of Shinji's comatose and often very Seinfeldian musings on the subject. "Man, circles are weird, aren't they? They're all round and stuff. I mean, look at the inside of this plug. It's perfectly round, but it didn't have to be. They could have made it square, or pentagonal. If nothing else, it help to keep the aligned properly in the plug hole thingy. I wonder what would happen if were misaligned. Would anything happen? Probably not, but it still seems like the kind of thing that they might be worried about. If nothing else, I would have expected them to have a notch or something on the plug so it would only be able to go in the one way but no, it's perfectly round, which is weird. You know, I bet that's why Unit 01 was rejecting the Dummy Plug earlier! It was simply misaligned! Yes, that's got to be it! I can't believe my father made such a simple mistake! " "Come to think of it, AT Fields kind of have circles, don't they? They're more like hexagons than circles, but in the end I supposed that's what a bunch of tightly packed circles would look like, right? Like a beehive. I wonder if bees have AT fields. Oh! I wonder if a bee could pilot an Evangelion. Surely being taken away from its hive would cause sufficient trauma to such a small and social bug. I bet I could be a bee. Bees are tough, but very shy and liable to accidentally kill themselves if there's a sufficient danger to their hive, which is what they care about the most. That's kind of like what I did for Rei, right? I mean, I'm dead, aren't I? Yeah, I'm dead in the plug, just like one of those bugs with the stinger. What are those called again? I was just thinking about them. Huh. Bug rhymes with plug. Bug. Plug. Plug. Bug. Plugbug. Bugplug. Blug? Pug? I don't really like pugs. The only pugs I've met seemed to really hate me, even more than Asuka does. They're very ugly too, but I guess they're ugly in a cute way. " "You know what else is cute? Circles. I wish I'd paid more attention in school about circles. I never did quite understand that whole area thing. Pie are squared? Pies aren't square! You know, now I've got all the time in the world, I should try to devise something for the area of a circle that makes more sense. So I guess since I'm dead and dreaming, I'll make a circle now. Okay, I've got my circle, now I need to figure out how big it is. Wait! I don't have to do that! I can just decide how big it its. Okay, so from one side to the other, I'm going to say that it's one meter. Okay. Good. We have a one meter long circle. Now I need to figure out how big around that is." It took Shinji five years of thinking about circles to get to this point. For the next four years, Shinji will continue his long and often digressive calculations in his mind to figure out the area of his hypothetical circle. Unfortunately, he will be awakened by WILLE moments before the solution comes to him, thus proving once again how futile it is to hope that Shinji will get any semblance of a happy ending. The End
I have seen and handled hundreds of bras and panties in the past year and it's highly probable that a few dozen of them have been worn at least once. I can't wait to find a less gross job.
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER Spoiler Man, that ship sank fast. >.> <.< Get it? It's a play on words. Spoiler You know, because people were shipping those two ships and then the ship that they were shipping with the other ship sank, thus sinking the ship between those ships. TL;DR: I just made the word ship look really weird to you.
Did she leave or something?
