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  1. Jube
    Let's see it like the rarity and fragility of the object.
    Level 1: One specific object that is incredibly easy to break/can vanish easily
    Level 5: A large variety of objects that will give you immortality as long as it exist in this or another universe. It can even exist in concepts such as your mind.

    Fill in the inbetween.
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    Posting for ANOTHER lady
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  5. Jube
    Posting for a lady in need
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    The point isn't how much you used it.
    The point is there's virtually no reason whatsoever for you NOT to use it once you have it.
    It takes off 40% of secret bosses health just from spamming it with no planning whatsoever. It's a stupidly balanced spell that breaks the game in an already incredibly easy game.
    And I personally have no satisfaction from pressing the "Kill the enemy" button, I'd prefer if I just killed the enemy without the game going "Alright cool, let me play this cutscene that shows what you COULD have been doing"

    Coded didn't have any moments where the game took control of the character for me therefore it is automatically better.
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    It's a Japanese JRPG so no older then 21


    DID I JUST SAY A JAPANESE JRPG!?
    WHAT'S NEXT!?
    AN AMERICAN HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!?
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    This is what happaned the last time Kojima announced that he would no longer be making Metal Gear Solid games and would be focusing on new IP's instead
    [​IMG]
    A week later, Metal Gear Solid V was announced.


    Also Kingdom Hearts will be made with a 606945 trillion dollar budget and 90% of it will go into Mountain Dew marketing.
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    SEX
    There I said it
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    THE WINDS OF THE KI-
    Oh whoops, I thought this would be a different thread
    Post by: Jube, Jul 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube
    Eraqus is a Keyblade master
    Xehanort is a Keyblade master
    Aqua is a Keyblade master
    Mickey is a Keyblade master
    Terra WISHES he was a Keyblade master
    Xehanort tells Terra to go find darkness or some ****
    Terra goes out to find darkness or some ****
    Ventus follows Terra
    Aqua follows Ventus
    Disney **** happens
    Ventus meets Sora and gives him the gift or whatever
    Terra meets Riku and gives him the gift or whatever
    Aqua meets Kairi and gives her the gift or whatever
    Xehanort takes the darkness out of Ventus and makes Vanitas I think
    Vanitas is a penis head
    Vanitas wants to fuse with Ventus or something
    Xehanort wants them to fuse so he can make X-Blade
    Eraqus tries to kill Ventus
    Terra goes full dark mode and kills Eraqus
    Terra gets mad
    Aqua fight Vanitas I think
    Terra fight Xehanort
    Terra goes full dark mode again and gets his body taken over by Xehanort
    Terra turns into Brown Terra
    Terra also turns into an armour
    Terra fights Brown Terra
    Terra beats Brown Terra
    Meanwhile Aqua like sacrificed herself or something and now she's in the realm of darkness because why the hell not
    Mickey fits into all this somehow
    Brown Terra got his ass kicked so hard he lost his memory and went to ANOTHER ****ING WORLD
    Ansem finds him
    Ansem takes on Brown Terra as apprentice
    Brown Terra is all like "darkness, hearts"
    Brown Terra turns gets his heart stolen or some **** and makes Brown Ansem
    Also makes Xemnas
    Brown Ansem goes back in time to give young Xehanort space altering powers
    He could do that by the way
    Xemnas makes organization
    Xemnas says they all have no emotions(he lied)
    Riku gets posessed by Brown Ansem
    Then he doesn't
    Sora turns into a heartless and makes Roxas
    Sora kills Brown Ansem
    Riku(who was a bad guy for most of the game) gets locked in Realm of Darkness with Mickey
    Sora goes to Castle Oblivion
    Sora kills a bunch of Nobodies who when you think about it other had very little bearing on the overall plot
    Namine rewrites Sora's memories and he forgets his killing spree
    Sometime before this Xion was made from Sora and her and Roxas and Axel were all cool bros and then Xion went cray cray and died
    Sora goes to sleep
    Meanwhile Riku is finding the DARKNESS and embracing it I think
    This makes him turn into Brown Ansem. He will be referred to as Brown Riku Ansem
    Brown Riku Ansem/Blind Riku fights Roxas
    "WHY!? WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYBLADE!?"
    "SHUT UP!"
    Riku Brown Ansem won the fight
    Ansem Brown Riku and Christopher Lee kidnap Roxas and put him in glorious virtual world
    Roxas is pretty cool with this
    Then it breaks down
    Then Sora wakes up
    THEN KINGDOM HEARTS 2 HAPPANED
    Then Christopher Lee died trying shoot the moon with his beam
    Then Ansem Riku Brown stopped being brown and turned into Blind Riku
    Then he turned back into Riku
    Then they all fought Xemnas(Axel died by the way)
    And killed Xemnas

    And that was the end
    NOT!
    Then Yen Sid asked Sora and Riku to come be Keyblade Masters
    Riku passed
    Sora failed
    Meanwhile Axel didn't die
    Well he did
    But he came back as a human because that's what happens when the Nobody and the Heartless die
    Yeah
    Anywho
    So Axel is back
    And he's got a Keyblade
    And so is other members of the Organization
    Meanwhile Xehanort with his kickass time travelling bullshit comes to the future to like do some bad ****
    And then a new organization is formed that consists of
    Xehanort
    Old Xehanort
    Xemnas(he's alive by the way)
    Brown Ansem
    Also Christopher Lee never died but actually went to the Realm of Darkness
    And Aqua has been there for the last
    forever
    doing
    nothing
    but like touching herself.

    BASICALLY!
    KINGDOM HEARTS IS SOME CRAZY ****
    AND I'M SURE KINGDOM HEARTS 3 WILL END WITH BIG BOSS EXPLAINING TO ME HOW NAOMI TOLD HIM ABOUT FOXDIE WHILE HE WAS IN A COMA
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    I will NOT spoil Dangan Ronpa at all. In fact, I'll be so nice as to put it in a spoiler tag

    THIS IS A MAJOR SPOILER FOR DANGAN RONPA! DON'T
    ****ING
    CLICK IT
    ALRIGHT!?
    JUST DON'T
    Junko is the mastermind
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    I'm sure you could find SOME use for that
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    TIme to avoid spoilers like the plague
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    Probably control your garden or some ****
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    Well then good thing you're a talentless hack then
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    Come get your super cool power and ****
    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
    Only one roll, don't be a fagola and pick something.

    But that's not all. Whatever number you post ends with determines your level

    1-2 is Level 0. You have no talent and can't even use the power that you've obtained
    3-4 is Level 1. You can use your power but only to such a minor extent that you might as well be a Level 0
    5-6 is Level 2. Hooray, you can actually use your power for self defense against regular people. You'll probably still get your ass kicked by 3-5's but atleast you can do SOMETHING with it
    7-8 is Level 3: You are now a threat to other people with powers. You can use your powers pretty damn well
    9: is Level 4: You can use your power to a great extent and probably take on a few armies with it
    0: Is Level 5: You can use your power to it's maximum potential. A god among men basically.

    And of course, to check your post number, just click "reply" on your post and look at the bigass number next to your name


    Also you must fight the poster above you. Have fun
    Thread by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013, 41 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    The combat now focuses on Reaction Commands. All enemies must be finished off with reaction commands. If you fail you die.

    There are 5 Disney Worlds. You must do them over 5 times throughout the game

    We at Square Enix are proud to announce Day 1 DLC. Pre order from EB Games to get the "I payed for this" Keyblade.

    We have also decided to throw 70% of our resources to an expansive online multiplayer mode where you can play with your friends. The Singleplayer will be 3 hours long.

    Aqua will NOT appear in this game

    We have replaced all spells with Reflega. It is encouraged that you use Reflega throughout the whole game. We have changed the square button into the reflega button.

    We are proud to announce that we have brought back that ******ed MP recharging thing. That was cool and innovating right?

    We still refuse to bring back Trinity symbols

    We will no longer be using decks(this is gonna happen and I'm still pissed off)
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
    There's a difference between rebelling against the old man and rebelling against the old man to listen to another old man who you've known less then the old man.

    And I don't really see Aqua as a lapdog, she's a keyblade master, that means she's actually pretty wise. She has her concerns and Eraqus's concerns also align with hers, so naturally she obeys them. Worried about Terra? Go find Terra. Darkness sucks ass? Go tell Terra not to use it so much. And it's not like she's a COMPLETLE slave to him or anything. She still spends the game helping out a bunch of Disney characters from their predicaments because she's also a good person.

    It's not that she's a "do no wrong" character or a mary sue, but more like a "gets **** done" character and I like that.

    Birth By Sleep is the best Kingdom Hearts game as far as I see it becase

    1. It doesn't amount to MASH X. USE REFLEGA. PRESS TRIANGLE like Kingdom Hearts 2 did

    2. I personally think that the combat and ability system used in Birth By Sleep is as ideal as it get's. There's no be all and end all deck(atleast on Critical mode) and the game encourages you to switch it up by making new decks and given you access to an EXTREMELY large variety of abilities, more then in any other Kingdom Hearts game. Magic attacks, Physical attacks, Magic and Physical attacks, Weird ass **** like "Break Time", the game had a very large variety of moves and spells to use which that alone I believe makes the combat better then Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, CoM and DEFINITELY 300 and whatever days. DDD comes close but I found Flowmotion to be a little too overpowered.

    As far as I see it...

    1.Birth By Sleep
    2.Dream Drop Distance
    3.Kingdom Hearts
    4.Chain of Memories
    5.Coded
    6.Kingdom Hearts 2
    7.A homeless man taking dump on your face
    8.358/2 Days

    Well yeah but it's just the most obvious one at the moment. I can mention why he didn't suspect that someone telling you to go into the woods and rip out a little girl's heart wouldn't be SOMEWHAT questionable until the very last moment but whatever.
    Post by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jube
    I just realized
    Pretty much
    ever problem in the Kingdom Hearts universe
    stems from Terra
    being a complete
    ****ing
    MENTAL DEFICIENT.
    Seriously what is WRONG with this guy? How the hell do you actively end up HELPING Maleficent?
    Could you imagine this ***** talking to you
    [​IMG]
    And then you going
    "Yep, completely legit person"

    I mean Ventus was a little dumb too but atleast he had the benefit of being a curious guy who wanted to see the worlds. Terra is just unreasonably stupid throughout the whole game.

    I swear Aqua is the only protagonist who doesn't end up being tricked or making some ******ed decision.
    Thread by: Jube, Jul 23, 2013, 51 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone