Classy? Yes, that's kind of the point. I'm really into the old-fashioned, classy, chivalrous types. ^^
Yes, monocles! I love them lots. ^^ Every man should have a monocle and a tophat. I know you're a bondage freak, m'dear. Hairy armpits...Ew?
Dude, they are...and that's why we find them creepy. Neh?
Oh, silly Noxy, why did you have to ask? My Fetishes: Waistcoats Tailcoats Monocles Shaggy hair Pale eyes Tangerines Fur Red and Black Plaid Chains Ties Licking my upper lip (Dead serious.) People touching their faces Auburn hair I'm freaky...(And there's probably a million others, too.)
Decorate my bedroom. Please...the beige and denim thing kills me softly and makes me emo. T.T
Are you dying of an allergic reaction, Silver? That's unfortunate. Sadly, all I have is an old Doctor Spock's.
Um, I guess I'll choose B, then. Sorry for the inconvenience. ^^
That was phail. >.<
Of course, dear. xD Not if I threaten him with pictures of Britany Spears naked!
I'll have to call him from a pay phone, then...in a quiet crossroad in a dark city, under the only lit streetlamp for miles. That way it'll give out the whole overdramatic-crap vibe.