That nose is browner than Weasely Snipes with a tan. :3
Why do you hang your undies where I can see them? D:
Yes. He is that awesome.
Congrats, I made a thread about you. And that rarely happens since I usually only make threads for other people. More love for Hitna <3
Yeah so someone needed help on how to do this so I made this. It's my 3rd tut, but I actually remembered to put pictures on this one so thats a plus >_> Part one Part two If you have any questions, just ask. Since I already know how to do this, I tend to leave things out.
I got married again. This time to Angel =D. She's not gonna be posting to much in the spam zone but I least I can hug her on msn :3
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. :3 Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know. Later that day while getting off to the teenager across the street I was reminded of my first sexual experience. At the time, I was twelve. I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Congrats to kairi_li for getting 100 rep =D
.................Is a girl ._.
Guess who just got married? =D
Roxas did it~ "He ****ed with me for the last time. The police are at his house." So many awesome words have never been spoken. It appears Roxas has finally gave Boris the Tard his 'just desserts'. Looks like we may never have to worry about idiot trolls or hacked accounts again.
Well the wonderful prodigy wrote a very beautiful song. It was so lovely that it brought tears to my eyes D: So I thought I'd share Roxas's song with you guys~ I want you, to know that I do See in your eyes, the fire that burns the lies You tell. I cannot tell. You cannot tell. Just say farewell. Met somewhere else Like a vibrant dream A curse between us Like the open sea The victim of Lost opportunity And in the end It’s just you and me I don’t know why you have to try so hard, In the end you’ll still be a ******. Just hop on a plane; Forget about the pain, Your parents will go through when you have run away. Get on with no fear, And come over here, It’s time for me to hold you dear We can dance in the rain, Help each other through pain Dear Xaldin I’ll wish to see you again. I see you everyday It’s just not the same As you in real life Or a faceless username Please tell me that You’re here to stay A sigh of relief Will leave me today Others say they love you But they have no clue They should just realize That I am meant for you Address this letter to you So please don’t cry Simply use your time To send me a reply I don’t know why you have to try so hard, We’ll all still give you our best regards Just hop on a plane Forget about the pain Jessica will go through when you have run away. Get on with no fear And come over here It’s time for me to hold you dear We can laugh everyday Play games every night Dear Xaldin please tell me what I’m saying is right. Thoughts of you always make their way Into my head, each and every day A cycle of vicious come and go It doesn’t even matter, what the **** do I know? Dear Xaldin, please ignore this letter to you Rip it up, just whatever you do Make sure to never talk to me again I don’t wanna be your god damn friend. I don’t know why you have to try so hard, In the end you’ll still be a ******. Just hop on a plane; Forget about the pain, Your parents will go through when you have run away. Get on with no fear, And come over here, It’s time for me to hold you dear We can dance in the rain, Help each other through pain Dear Xaldin I’ll wish to see you again. I don’t know why you have to try so hard, (no one cares) In the end you’ll still be a ******. (Let’s just be fair) Just hop on a plane; (you don’t need me) Forget about the pain, (I don’t need you) Jessica will go through when you have run away. (in the end we’ll have nothing to do) Don’t come near me (Dear) I don’t want to be with you (Xal) Stay away from me (Din) It’s the best thing you can do (I) Get off the plane. (So I) Save your parents the pain. (Can never) Dear Xaldin I never wanna see you again. (Feel this pain.) ~Enjoy these lyrics that were released from an unidentified insider~
Just because I dont wanna be wrong xD
They have funny names LOLOLOLOLOL
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ZOMG! You can call madiyasha either madi or yasha D: Which do you prefer?
Well, there are no characters. Im a liar, therefore I lie. Although considering that this is the spam zone, this topic could turn to foot fetishes and ponies made of sugar :3
Yay. Now im copying everyone by putting a song in my siggeh. Beck FTW! :3
Room: KH-Vids rules! Password: alice Kitty and me need 2 more people :p
