Robert Ford is a puss.
how smooth my face is right after i shave. Goddamn. I'd beat a baby's bottom in a contest any day.
15 packets of Splenda. It's just not the same.
What do i do now.
some notes for the first 19 pages of the literature book version of The Odyssey. This is pretty boring.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/25/movie-trailer-spike-jonzes-where-the-wild-things-are/ You make my heart sing. You make everything...Groovy. Discuss.
My mom's pre-ordered copy of Twilight came in the mail today. They're watching it right now. If i don't post for some time, it's most likely because i killed myself after hearing it from my seat at the computer multiple times.
My head hurts.
Epic heroic; majestic; impressively great Please, KHV, stop using this word. You never get it right.
Chris Redfield is a pretty cool guy, eh punches boulders and doesn't afraid of anything.
a smell like cigarettes creeps softly through the vents the room is filling up with smoke and little bodies tell all the boys and girls from school to keep breaking all the rules to let their parents know they're individuals datura flakes off from your lips you've lost the swagger in your hips your eyes are turning blue to gray your skin feels soft and sagging down your arms drag across the ground with each step you take and they fall from the jungle gyms and they fall and piss away each night among the sound of bodies crawling round the room i can smell their flesh on everything left in this room chalk and scattered crayons on empty desks for weeks finding clumps of unwashed hair caught between the vents blowing carry their little bodies to the cemetary so gently please don't let their necks crook towards the ground.
Man goes to the movies. Says he can't decide which one he wants to see. Says he wants to see a good movie. Says he's uncertain about the movies, having only seen vague previews. Friend says "Oh, this is simple. Great movie, Watchmen, is in theaters. Go and see it. Should have a good time." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, Friend... Spoiler it's full of glowing blue penis
Tomorrow.wat
I chose Star Ocean and i'm just wondering if i made the right choice or not. Your thoughts?
That one day i will be so popular and well liked that i could, during lunch, grab a girl and start fucking her on the table without anyone minding. "Is Nick fucking that chick...on a table? Damn that kid is cool"
It's a free verse memory poem. Tell me if it's good or not. Play Ball I pitch it as fast as I can which isn't very fast at all he hits it hard really slugs the thing it goes up and up and up out of sight I'm watching it's ascent it peaks starts to fall like a baseball shaped meteor Falling into the grass, grass green as leprechaun vomit I turn smile on my face ready to tell him it's his turn to get the ball back Then I notice the bat has left his hand and from the way it flew you'd swear it had wings Crash Course Destination Forehead He shouts “Fore†Four seconds too late I try to duck but my reflexes are terrible I'm only eight; what does he want from me I can only watch as my blue aluminum attacker comes closer closer closer Impact. I fall.
and then you went back and played them when you grew up, and you discovered that they actually were really freakin hard. #1 example for me is Rayman. Those music levels are a bitch no matter how old you are.
Damn. I've heard complaints about RE5, but i liked it. Say what you will about the controls and the story and etc etc but it's fun, i had fun playing the demo. Also chainsaw dudes are a lot harder to kill this time around. Took me 4 red barrel explosions, 2 hand grenades, 1 incendiary grenade, and 7 or 8 rifle headshots to down the fucker.
We wouldn't have this.
Goddamn. Not as scary the first time around, but i still jump every now and then. Killed the merchant on accident. Freaked out, cause i wasn't sure if he came back or not. But he did. All is well. Should i buy the rifle? Right now i have the handgun, shotgun, and TMP with a stock. Also like 10 grenades. I have just enough room for it but i dunno if i should just wait til later. I'm at the part right after you kill the giant fish.
