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Played for like hour and a half so far. I don't give a fuck about the graphics or the storyline or whatever the fuck it is people whine about when it comes to this game, i'm having shit-tons of fun. Got the claws and the hammerfists, i like the fists better. I don't think i can explain how awesome it is to jump off the motherfucking empire state building and just start punching the shit out of the army.
Picked up the first season of Freakazoid from the library yesterday. Shit was awesome, but, It's Candle Jack, you cunts.
http://news.aol.com/article/child-r...l.com/article/child-rapist-gets-1-year/529719 David Harold Earls is getting 1 year because of a plea bargain struck with prosecutors is suspending 19 of his original 20 years. The prosecutors agreed to the plea bargain because the case rested largely on the testimony of a 5 year old girl, the victim, who made contradictory statements on the stand. Anybody else pissed off?
Anyone else into this band? They're broken up now I think but their album Cinematographic is pretty good. Listen here http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.artistalbums&artistid=7015&ap=0&albumid=8030279
This one's for you, bud. SO HERE I AM, ESCAPING THE IMPERIAL SEWERS. FUCKIN ASSASSINS EVERYWHERE. BLADES ARE GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED, I JUMP IN AND HELP OUT, FISTS FLYING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. BOX POPS UP SAYS HEY YOU NEED A WEAPON I GO FUCK YOU BOX MY FISTS ARE WEAPON ENOUGH. NOW THE BLADES ARE LIKE GTFO SO I HEAD THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND THERE'S FUCKIN RATS EVERYWHERE THEY'RE ALL LIKE "SQUEAK MOFO" AND I'M ALL LIKE "BITCH PLEASE" AND I PUNCH THOSE RATS DEAD. GIVE A SKELETON A RIGHT HOOK AND HE'S FUCKIN OUTTA THERE, HE'S NOT GETTING UP AGAIN. ZOMBIE WALKS UP AND HE'S ALL HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRMMMMM AND SHIT, TWO JABS AND HE'S DOWN. SNEAKIN UP ON THIS GOBLIN I GO ALL NINJA AND SHIT I HIT THAT BITCH WITH MY FINGERS AND HES' FUCKIN DEAD. EVERYTHING'S FUCKIN DEAD, THANKS TO MY FISTS.
Hand to Hand fighter this time. At the moment i'm just walking around and punching shit til it dies. I fuckin love this game.
with the lack of respeck i am getting. Doesn't everybody realize that i am the original KHV E-thug. Without me there would be none of you.
That we know everything we could ever care to know about Obsessed. Let's make a new goddamn question time thread.
I looked fukkin sexy as fukk today. No joke. Zip up hoodie, skinny jeans, socks and sandals, striped silk boxers, and hair flipped to the left. Bitches were fukkin all over my dick, all the time. Rolled up to the library. Saw a fukkin gorgeous girl. We almost fucked but there were some kids around and yo dawg that shit ain't cool we gotta keep those kids kids you know stop em from swearing and fucking until they're 12. Saw some other bitches. Looked into their eyes. Saw what they were thinking. You know what they were thinking, khv? I'll tell you. "Goddamn look at that sexy mothafukka right there he's so fukkin sexy jesus h. christ what's this wet spot on my panties oh fukk i just came 6 times." That's right. Went to applebees afterward. 4 waitress came to my table, all trying to serve me at once i was like BITCHES CALM THE FUCK DOWN I ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU. I eenie meenie minie moe'd that shit like a motherfukkin pro. Bitch was all like " Oh honey what you want to eat you want some of this? you want some of this?" Bitch nearly got naked right there i was like BITCH I GOT FAMILY AROUND CALM YO'SELF. Got a bacon-burger instead. Needed some more bacon.
Guess my name, KHV.
Having fun, actually. Decided to be an archer dude this time around. Found a rusty iron bow in while escaping from jail and a couple of arrows. Skipped the city and went hunting deer. Sneak around, find some deer. Draw an arrow and find my mark. Wait for it, wait for it, fire. Repeat until i run out of arrows. Sell meat and plants i find at the nearest city, buy more arrows and maybe a repair hammer. Go back outside. Been doing this for about an in game month. Feels great.
I was getting ready for work today, and part of that includes shaving. So I'm getting ready to shave, and I take a second to check myself out in the mirror. I came to the conclusion that I am the sexiest E-Thug ever.
Pandora found this band for me, Sioen, and this song, At A Glance, and I can't stop listening. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-6mCnO0M8
titled "This is the story" And i go "oh shit maybe i'll get bel-aired." I read the whole fucking thing. My eyes rebelled and tried to scale the rugged cliff side that is my face, but i shoved em back in, hoping for some semblance of a theme song. NOTHING. I got NOTHING. Had to do it myself.
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