Xigbar would puff out his chest and act like he was the original Zim. "Who is this Xigbar you talk of?" His voice of Zim was going into his mind and his vocal chords, but for some reason Axel knew he wasn't the real deal. He didn't show it though, hence him acting like he's not. Luxord blinked, continuing to flail his little arms around like he was swatting at a fly, closing his eyes and taking the piggy, squeezing it again. For some reason the Gir suit made him seem happier than when he wasn't able to wear it. ( God. I get distracted so easily now. oO; )
"Puny humans!" Xigbar shouted while jumping in, having Luxord follow. Glaring at the two, he'd do as the two intended on doing: annoying the Organization with their costumes. That was the plan. Luxord practically rolled in, huggling the piggy. He'd squeeze it to make it give off a squeaky sound, giggling a bit. He'd put it on his head and sat on the floor, moving his arms up and down for a bit, showing off his green and black outfit. ( Holy. I would of posted sooner but I got caught up with ToD on Furc o.O )
( This is gonna be hard without Foxxie...I have to do both Xig and Lux, and I do a bad Lux as it is! Ugh x.o Lux will be yellow, xig will be purple. I guess Green will be the both of them or something.) Xigbar followed Luxord and looked around to show off his costume, doing some of Zim's voice phrases. "PUNY HUMANS!" he shouted out, saying towards the rest of the 'absenst' Organization members. But, 'Zim' hatched an idea. "Let's go bug Demyx and Axel...." he said, grinning evily while rubbing his hands together, cackling like Zim. Luxord was walking around behind Xigbar now. His piggy was still with him as he followed Xigbar, not really paying attention. He was still wondering how long it took him to make the costumes for smaller people and how long it took. But soon after he heard Xigbar shout 'Puny humans,' he snapped to attention, acting innocent like he was paying attention the whole time. He'd shrug and close his eyes, making the happy Gir face when the idea of bugging Axel and Demyx came to play. "Sure!" he said, putting his black paws in the air. The two of them would scamper over to Axel's room, going to check there to see if they were in there first. Xigbar would knock on the door, kicking it open and inspecting it. The two didn't know if they were in Axel's room, Demyx's room, or somewhere else, so they were pretty much on a scavenger hunt for the two.
Luxord would laugh like Gir as the two of them cosplayed as one of their favorite characters of a tv show they both seen. He'd do random Gir quotes, like "Where's my moose?" Or "I loved you piggy, I loveded youuuu." The two were a total fanatic of Invader Zim, and they intended to show the whole organization this. Luxord would scamper around, trying to show the nearest organization member this, but wouldn't know where to look. However, he didn't give up hope! Not like he had hope in the first place...he always relied on luck.
Luxord would act like gir and play around in the plushies before looking to Xigbar's attention. "....Awwwww, he's cute." He was being random, like he always was, then began to go around being Gir some more. "Hey! Let's go around and show everyone!" he said, crawling out of the box, grabbing one of his piggies and walked out of his room. He waited for Xigbar to stop gawking at himself and hurry up and catch up with him.
Luxord would snicker before flipping his hood back over, going back into Gir mode. "Maybe." he said, shrugging. He walked over to his closet and practically leaped in, piles of random plushies of people from cartoons flying out of the door. He pushed a big(big to his chibi form) box out of his door and sighed after doing so. He jumped in and scrambled around, digging through it as if it was a dog with sand. Piggies flew out of the box, mooses, anything that was collectable by Gir. Even rubber tacos flew out of the box. He, shockingly enough, had a Zim costume. In fact, he had all the Invader Zim cast outfits including a squirrel, the freaky guy that has the funky hair(can never remember his name xD) some random students, you name it Lux has it.
Luxord flopped on the floor, Xigbar clueless as to him being Gir. He'd hold back his giggles before getting up, grabbing his piggy and walked over to Xigbar. He unzipped some of it and pushed the hood off of the outfit, revealing that he was indeed Luxord. He'd stick his tongue out at Xigbar playfully, closing one eye. "I've been here the whole time, Xig."
AUGH! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DO MY...eyes, not ears...EYES DECIEVE ME?! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! Although I do know what you mean. I got kicked off of every electronic for getting an F o-o;;;; BUT AT LEAST YOU GET TO GET ON AT ALL D:! *makes grabbyhands at*
Luxord would waves what little black arms he had before being completely babbled to by Xigbar. He tilted his head and walked back to his room like Gir, bringing out a piggy that he had. He never showed anyone about his Gir fantasizing objects; they were hidden deep in his closet. He had the piggy in his hand, dragging it across the floor. It'd be hard to tell the difference between the original Gir and the cosplayer. He was such an addict of him when he was younger, and he's been able to do his voice for a long time, he knew all of his walks, his stances, his poses. He'd leer down at Xigbar and show him the piggy, then hug it a bit. "I love you piggy!" His voice would resemble some of Gir's, but he wasn't directly on target. He did the best he could and he flopped on the floor, laying on his side. "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?" he said, now kicking his legs agenst the floor and doing 360s on the floor. Clearly he was having fun on account of his nonstop circling on the floor. After a while, you'd expect a little dust cloud of sorts to appear from the constant running around. But nevertheless, he'd continue to do so until he got tired. He'd get up and brush himself off, staring into thin space before running up and down the halls, shouting "Weeeheeee! I'm running! I'm running! Woooohooohooooohooooo!" almost as loud as his lungs were capable to doing so. He'd stop at to where Xigbar first spoke; pretty much spazzed; poking him a bit. He really didn't realize that being in the Gir suit made him feel like he was Gir, but he knew that he wouldn't be able to be a robot. The tongue dangling on the suit would sway as he did the Gir stance when his back is arched backwards slightly. ( Lawl, Luxord's a cosplayer. xB )
( n.n Phear Luxxy's adorableness. :3 ) Luxord would look around and try to find other people, mainly looking for Axel and Demyx to show off his suit. He'd be random and say "Where's my moose?!" cosplaying as Gir quite well.
( QUIT ZOOMING ON PAGES! I can barely keep up! xDD ) Luxord would notice that he's all alone in his room now, missing some events of major importance....or so he thought. He stood up from the floor and fixed his pants before trailing outside his room and walking down the hall. But before he got really far, he quickly turned back and ran into his closet. He dug through outfits and found a dog one( yush, I'm stealing Gir's dog outfit xD) and put it on. He could fit in it finally and that made him happy. His foot sounds made an adorable sound as he stepped, and he went around and tried to show it off by walking around in his gir suit.
Luxord would blink. "Axel brought me up here...Well, when you see him, give me my thanks...." He'd sigh and flop back on the bed, putting his hands over his eyes and stretching lightly, giving a long yawn. He'd roll around on his bed before falling off. He'd giggle though, thinking that it was fun. "It's more fun to fall off the bed when you're a kid.."
( All Mish needs is an artillary wacking stick and she's fine. n.n xD And this is late, but YAY 200 PAGES! :B ) Luxord would squirm a bit, his eye twitching in his dream. He was having yet a weird one, more like a nightmare to him. He was in the biggest gambling place in Las Vegas, but......HE WAS LOSING! He was losing everything. His bets always lost, he got the wrong things at the slots, his luck at completely ran out. Once he was placed on his bed, he squirmed in it, shaking his head and mumbling, "No! It was on the 3! The 3!!!" Before a while when he clearly lost everything he had to bet; including his clothing, he woke up with a shocked expression. He looked around, noticing he was in his room. "How'd I get here?" He spotted Xigbar on his bed sleeping. He was in his covers. 'Did Xigbar bring me to my room?' he thought to himself.
( I've noticed that there's a lot of....how shall I say this nicely...there's a lot of leet and netspeak used in this rp, and lately it's been giving me a headache to try to read. ) Luxord would spit out the soap that was shoved in his mouth then glared at Xigbar when he said that it was his fault. 'Some friend..' he thought to himself. Why in the hell did the organization care about destroying a place? Destruction was the main 'fun' the org had to do at all! Now he was being punshed for having fun?!
( Woah. Talk about blank with a capital B. ._o Anyway, sorry I never posted for a while. n.n; ) Luxord would blink after being shoved off of Xigbar. He looked like he was fine as it is, but crying made him feel better. "We're not kids...but it's good to act like kids again seeing that we can't reverse the growth..." he said out of complete and obnoxious randomness....apparently anyway. He scratched the back of his head and picked up his card and got back to the top of the stairs, taking one last leap against it. But instead of doing it normally, he leaped pretty much and put the card under his feet, doing a little flip in the air and landing on his feet on the stairs, sliding down once more. He'd skid to a stop when he reached the bottom, flopping on his stomach and taking a small snooze. For some reason, he tended to take plenty of catnaps since he was still in his child form.
( He didn't HAVE Dominoes, he called the falling of racks dominoes. xD; )
( FOXXIE! YOU STOLE MY IRL EVENT! xDDD ) Luxord would watch as the racks would go ontop of one another. He didn't care for what the rest of the org did, but he always messed around in Walmat. Walmart was his chaos home. He'd put his hands up in the air and screamed, "DOMINOEEEESSS" loud enough for the whole Walmart to hear. He giggled like a madman and walked over to Xigbar, helping him up first. "Woo! Let's cause more chaos! Ehehehehhee!" It seemed that Luxord looses his mind when he goes to Walmart. Just ask the workers at the last Walmart he destroyed.
Luxord would blink as everything from his cart disappeared. Furious, he'd shout, "DEMYYYYYX!" in anger. Nevertheless, he got the perfect idea of...card surfing? Lux jumped into his cart, grabbing a mop that was nearby and propelled himself and went down the isle, although what he didn't know was that he was going down the same isle as Xigbar was. There was no way to stop or turn back. "ACK!" he said before Xigbar and Luxord's cart would collide. Luxord flew forward and did a 360 in the air, landing on his back with a loud soundaffect. "Ugh..." he'd say softly before giggling like a madman. "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
Luxord would continue to whimper into Xigbar, before the waterworks slowly began to die down. He'd still be holding onto Xigbar, not really knowing what he was doing. All he could remember was that he was card surfing with Xigbar and nothing more.
Luxord would cackle as he went down through the cereal isle, grabbing one to his liking. He grabbed it while zomming by, knocking down a few other boxes but didn't really care. He was BORN in causing messes in stores. He was so evil at his job too. When he got to the chips section near the soda, he grabbed a bag of chips, made a shifteye look, grabbed some shampoo, and opened both of them up. He had a devil's grin on his face when he poured some of the shampoo into the chips. He sealed it back up with nobody watching, taped it back up. He was good at his job; he made it look like nothing happened. He snickered and set it back down on the rack. "Ehehehe. They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin', tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty!" he sang. The song was majorly his theme, especially when he did deeds like this. A devil twinkle shown in his eye as he scooted off, giggling the whole time he did so.
