No one talks to me until my sig is a woman dirty dancing with a fish.
Alright guys, each of you pm me a list of 5 questions and I'll answer them all with my actual voice and no script via livestream tomorrow night(Friday) at 7:00pm. It's only as exciting as you want it to be, /khv/. Rules: 1. Only 5 questions per person 2. I don't care what you ask, I'll probably answer.
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Seems to have the most cliched story ever. But gameplay. Oh god gameplay.
If I could break the 3rd wall of my life With some sarcastic statement of the day Would the laugh track be loud Would it be alive Or some digitized recording of a chuckle From a broken actor with a sad career Would I have written it or would Would it be written by a team of corporate comedians Entertaining themselves Would I be primetime would Would I be lifetime Would I be censored or dubbed Or cut out altogether Would I care if I were Would I see the screen and And how thick would it be and Would it blur the face of my fan Would he laugh at me for being fucking funny Or for trying at all would Would he be there at all Is he there at all?
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much. Thank You, Billy " Smiles " Evans
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http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/ I don't even.
Where's Worst Male Member? You never made the thread.
3 letters suddenly isn't enough. I wonder why.
Choose your fate.
Oh hey.
You've made livestream a terrible, boring, boring trend. And even ones that are worth watching are no longer appealing to anyone.
I present to you: Cin's Nightly 2 hour Streaming of Majora's Mask Until he Beats the Game: The movie Join me on my perilous adventure through clock town. Last night, well, I skipped lst night's stream. I was hanging out with friends, couldn't really stream while 2 hours away from the computer. Tonight's adventure: WE ATTEMPT TO TACKLE THE SECOND DUNGEON OH FUCK My stream channel: http://www.livestream.com/Whattheshitisthis
Until I saw the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are?
The movie I was streaming last night inexplicably stopped halfway through, so I'm starting the movie over now for people who want to see, and then in about 1 hour we should be getting to the part where it stopped, so people who wanted to finish it from last night can actually see the ending. Stream starts at 5:50
I present to you: Cin's Nightly 2 hour Streaming of Majora's Mask Until he Beats the Game: The movie Join me on my perilous adventure through clock town. Last night we barely did anything. I did a bunch of hard shit that I couldn't do without being really really boring, in the end I got like 3 heart pieces and a (large)quiver of arrows. Tonight's adventure: WE TURN INTO A GORON My stream channel: http://www.livestream.com/Whattheshitisthis
