--Tear us down Throw you out Screaming down the halls Spinning all around and now we fall
Do, Do you got a fru-it bowl handy? Do, Do you know how to plant a fruit tree? Tell me, Are Are Are Are you, Are you juicy, and delicious? Cuz I might need some time to clear the hole in my fruit and I I've tried every remedy And nothing seems to work for me Baby, (baby) This situation's driving me crazy And I really wanna be your pineapple But the one before you left me so Damaged, Damaged Damaged, Damaged I thought that I should let you know That my fruit is Damaged, Damaged So Damaged, (So Damaged) And you can blame the one before So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (Baby I gotta know) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (What you are gonna do?) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (Baby I gotta know) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (What you are gonna do?) Do, Do you got a fru-it bowl handy? Do, Do you know how to plant a fruit tree? Tell me, Are Are Are Are you, Are you juicy, and delicious? Cuz I might need some time to clear the hole in my fruit and I You try to gain my trust Talking is not enough fruits speak louder than vegetables You gotta show me something My fruit is missing some pieces I need this pineapple put together again Damaged, Damaged Damaged, Damaged I thought that I should let you know That my fruit is Damaged, Damaged So Damaged(So Damaged) And you can blame the one before So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (Baby I gotta know) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (What you are gonna do?) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (Baby I gotta know) How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it (What you are gonna do?) Can you fix my F-R-U-I-T Cuz it D-A-M-A-G-E-D Can you fix my F-R-U-I-T Tell me are you up for the challenge Cuz my fruit is Damaged, (Damaged) Damaged, (Damaged) I thought that I should let you know That my heart is Damaged, (Damaged) So Damaged, (So Damaged) And you can blame the one before Damaged, (Damaged) Damaged, (Damaged) I thought that I should let you know That my fruit is Damaged, (Damaged) So Damaged, (So Damaged) And you can blame the one before So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it My fruit is Damaged, Damaged, Damaged. My fruit is Damaged, Damaged, Damaged. My fruit is Damaged, Damaged, Damaged. My fruit is Damaged, Damaged, Damaged. My fruit is Damaged.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AklJbg4u_i8&feature=related Holy Shit!
[i refer to myself as "we"]
so we offer you free beer.
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well, i just got the book today, and personally i loved it, I think the commentary was comical yet very informative. My favorite story by far was either "The Fountain of Fair Fortune", or maybe "Babbity Rabbity and Her Cackling Stump"
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood Johnsonmire. She was named Little Red Riding Hood because when she was born, her mother super-glued a BLUE riding hood to her head. The blue riding hood was XXL sized and she was wearing it since she was born. When she was seven years old, her mom asked her to take five pounds of sugar to her grandma, who lived in a forest 342 miles away, in the middle of a giant forest filled with dangerous wild animals and child molesters. Obviously, Little Red Riding Hood cheerfully agreed and skipped off into the forest carrying her basket. But what she didn't know was that the basket didn't have REAL sugar, IT HAD SPLENDA! (dun dun duuuuuuunn....) So when she arrived at her grandma's her grandma grabbed her by the neck and yelled, "THIS ISN'T SUGAR! THIS...IS...SPLENDAAAA!!!!" Then she threw Little Red Riding Hood against the wall. "WHO THE FUCK EATS SPLENDA?!?!?! SPLENDA TASTES LIKE CRAP!!!!" Little Red Riding Hood knew she was in trouble, and that she could die at any given moment, so she thought of a plan to escape while her grandma was destroying her bed. She ran to the back door of the house, then she stole the 3-inch tricycle from the cupboard and then busted through the screen door and rode awkwardly through the forest The trike however, was only 3 inches big, so it broke after 10 seconds and Little Red Riding Hood crashed into a tree. The second her skin touched the tree, it spontaneously combusted, the blue riding hood she had on burst into flames, and Little Red Riding Hood ran, yelling in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" She yelled "HOLY CRAP I'M ON FIRE!!!!!" Little Red Riding Hood tried to stop, drop and roll, but she was in a forest, so all the trees caught fire, so she ran as fast as she could. She was still on fire when she made it to the road, then a pimpmobile came speeding down the road and it hit Little Red Riding Hood. She wasn't on fire anymore, but she was embedded into the grill of the pimpmobile. So one of the pimps inside came out and pulled her out of the pimpmobile's grill. Then, P. Diddy stepped out of the pimpmobile and gave her 300$, then she skipped merrily back to her house as if nothing had happened. When she got home, her mom asked "Where have you been?!" Then Little Red Riding Hood showed her the 300$. "P. Diddy gave this to me after he ran me over with his pimpmobile after i burned the forest down!" she told her mom. Then her mom took the money and grounded Little Red Riding Hood. After Little Red Riding Hood was in her room, her mom left to the red light district and then came back three hours later with several suspicious white stains on her dress. Little Red Riding Hood was angry at her mom, so she concocted an Evil Plan to take her unholy revenge on her mom. She created a giant missile to destroy her mom while she was driving to work. The missile was made out of peanut butter, because her mom was allergic to peanuts. Little Red Riding Hood was ready to fire, but she messed up and it headed to her grandmother's house. As the giant, deadly, and delicious missile headed to the house, her grandma looked out the window and yelled, "DAMN YOU LITTLE RE----" She was cut off because the missile blew her into millions of pieces. Little Red Riding Hood knew she didn't kill her mother, so she fled to Antarctica and met a penguin named Cappuccino Jones. They soon fell in love and had 15 kids. When someone asked her about Cappuccino Jones, she simply said: "You can't help who you fall in love with, we just learn to live with it, leaving a whole lot of questions that dont need to be answered..." "But...if He's a Penguin, How did you...?" a person asked her "LEAVING A WHOLE LOT OF QUESTIONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE ANSWERED..." THREE YEARS LATER... The Little Red Riding Hood's mom mysteriously disappeared, then was found dead in a glacier that came from Antarctica...... ~FIN~
This one i made as a Kairi Tribute and as a gift for a friend of mine here on the site. Hope you guys like it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7rlLdtd7so
Im gay, there, now you all know, correct?
*runs around naked*
It was the night before Kwanza, and everyone was exited and happy, well, almost everyone... In a snowy mountain outside of KwanzaTown, there lived an evil woman who hated Kwanza and all the people in KwanzaTown. She wanted to destroy KwanzaTown and ruin Kwanza...Her name was Snow White. She had seven dwarves that did her evil bidding and did all sorts of evil things for her. That night, Snow White plotted to steal all of the Kwanza stuff the people in KwanzaTown had. So she made herself a disguise and called herself Carmen Sandiago. What Snow White didn't know was that there was a notorious thief named Carmen Sandiago, so she was arrested and took to a maximum security woman's prison. That night, she got shanked and got a jail tattoo. She was in jail only 13 seconds when the REAL Carmen Sandiago was found then escaped. So she was set free. She still didn't give up on her plot to ruin Kwanza. She decided to use her Snow White-copter to airlift the Kwanza stuff to her secret mountain lair. One of her dwarves however, who is named Suicide-y, went with Snow White, but then jumped out of the helicopter and fell to his death. Snow White didn't care because she learned that she could save 15% or more on her car insurance by switching to Geico. Since she wasn't paying attention, she crashed into a cloud and jumped out with a parachute as the helicopter crashed into Hanna Montana's house, causing a giant, fiery explosion from which no living thing can survive. Hanna Montana's funeral was to be next week. Snow White was angry...So she got her giant blimp and she flew over KwanzaTown, carrying an atomic bomb that she planned on dropping on KwanzaTown. But then, Snow White had an epiphany, and she found out the true meaning of Kwanza...But it was too late, she dropped the bomb and KwanzaTown and everything in a 300 Kilometer radius was blown off the face of the earth... ~FIN~
Story... 1965, Oslo, Norway... A massive castle with several towers looms over a small village. The village was abandoned, and the castle had no windows, and the only way in or out was through an old wooden drawbridge. The village was abandoned only about a month earlier, due to a visitor that told a terrifying story. A young girl of a far away land once came to the castle, there she was treated marvelously by the castle's lord. Then one night, she was sent to the highest tower and then locked inside. As she slowly began to die, she went mad, and for the remainder of her time alive, she sat in a small wooden chair in the center of the small room. The room however, has a small skylight, and so from the time she died, whenever the full moon arose and it's light went through the skylight, the skeleton of the girl returned to life, and she was flesh and blood once more, but only if the moonlight was shining on her. During the night of the full moon, she walked about the castle,singing the song of her suffering, filling the village with grief and sadness. And so the all the villagers fled the village, and many, many years passed, the skeleton girl passed from the pages of Norway's history into it's legends, most people have believed the story but some tried to prove the legend wrong, venturing into the castle, not many of the people survived, and those who did never spoke about it. And now several people once again attempt to solve the mystery of the skeleton girl and the windowless castle, to seek the truth about the poor innocent... Will they survive this game of murder alive? Antoinette Blue Rules 1. This is a HORROR genre RP, therefore, there will be instances of terror and scary moments. 2. If your gonna play the murderer, you can basically be anywhere when your not persueing someone, and you can also pop out of areas where one of the characters might go. IE. Closets, behind large objects, hidden through secret passages, ect... 3. You can't kill another person's character without their permission, but if their character is hurt in some way, (they trip and fall down during a chase, or they choose a hiding place in which the murderer could pop up, they can die even without permission. 4. every character has ONE, ONLY ONE chance to kill the murderer with a weapon, the weapon is only usable if they are about to die, and then the murderer and said character can battle. 5. If the murderer is killed, the rest of the characters can finish the RP without any of the murderer's traps, though the traps the castle already have will stay active. 6. The main objective is to find the location of the tower in which the skeleton girl is kept and to find the Skeleton Key which unlocks the ANY tower door. NOTE: there are six towers, if the character unlocks a tower in which the skeleton girl ISN'T in, they automatically have to engage in a battle with the murderer, giving up they're only chance to fight the murderer if they die and/or escape. Character Sheets: For murderer: Alias: (AKA the name the murderer is know as) Weapon: Appearance: Age: Past crimes: Conviction records: For characters: Name: Age: Appearance: Weapon: Bio: Personality: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nibal Age: 20 Appearance: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g288/animegrrl06/a1411436.jpg Weapon: Bow + Arrows Bio: Nibal always liked legends and creepy haunted places. when she had the chance to explore the castel, she couldn't refuse. Personality: calm, well-mannered. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nolan Campbell Age:26 Appearance: He wears a dark blue t-shirt and usually dark blue jeans that match his shirt Weapon: Katana Bio: Three years ago, Nolan researched the ScissorMan Murders of Norway. He has had several close calls with death and other paranormal dangers, so he was even more intrigued when he heard news of the skeleton girl Personality:He is cool and collected at times, but usually cries when he gets in arguments. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Name:Eve Age:21 Appearance:http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn309/RockLeesLilShadow/Anime People/anime_girl_with_gun.jpg Weapon: automatic pistol Bio: As a child she frequently saw what she was sure were ghosts but was never able to prove it. Now that she's heard about the Skeleton Girl, she's determined to prove this one is real. Personality: kind in nature but is rather sarcastic. She doesn't stand down easily from her opinions.
I've been pondering that alot, and even though in some parts of the world prostitution is legal and its also a popular profession for those who can get licenses. (Yes, there are prostitution licenses). Do you think prostitution should be legalized in all parts of America? I think that it should, because if it's a person's choice to do what they want with their body whether harmful or non, if they really want to, I believe people have a right to.
Baby, can’t you see I’m calling A fruit like you Should wear a warning It’s dangerous I’m fallin’ There’s no escape I can’t wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You’re dangerous I’m lovin’ it Too high Can’t come down Losing my head Spinning ‘round and ‘round Do you feel me now With a taste of your juice I’m on a ride You're a watermellon I'm slipping under With a taste of a fruity paradise I’m addicted to you Don’t you know that you’re a watermelon And I love what you do Don’t you know that you’re a watermellon It’s getting late To give you up I took a fruit From my devil's cup Slowly It’s taking over me Too high Can’t come down It’s in the air And it’s all around Can you feel me now With a taste of your juice I’m on a ride You're purple I'm slipping under With a taste of a fruity paradise I’m addicted to you Don’t you know that you’re purple And I love what you do Don’t you know that you’re a watermelon Don't you know that you're awatermelon With a taste of your juice I'm on a ride You're purple I'm slipping under With a taste of a fruity paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're a watermelon Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now With a taste of your juice I'm on a ride You're purple I'm slipping under With a taste of a fruity paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're a watermelon Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now
i was talking with Xaale on MSN, and i had an idea: i would remake the Britney Spears "Womanizer" song to say pineapple instead of womanizer. Since i call her Aqua Pineapple it fits really good! XD here are the lyrics: Superstar Where you from, how's it going? I know you Got a clue, what you doing? You can play brand new to All the other chicks out here But I know what you are What you are, baby Look at you Gettin' more than just a re-up Baby you Got all the puppets with their strings up Fakin' like a good one But I call 'em like I see 'em I know what you are What you are, baby Pineapple, pine-pineapple You're a Pineapple Oh, Pineapple, oh You're a Pineapple, baby You, you, you are You, you, you are Pineapple, pineapple Aqua pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You got me going You're oh so charming But I can't do it You pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You say I'm crazy I got you crazy You're nothing but a pineapple Daddy-O You got the swagger of a champion Too bad for you You just can't find the right companion I guess when you have one too many Makes it hard, it could be easy Who you are That's just who you are, baby Lollipop Must mistake me, you're the sucker To think that I Would be a victim, not another Say it, play it, how you wanna? But no way I'm ever gonna Fall for you Never you, baby pineapple, pine-pineapple You're a pineapple Oh, pineapple, oh You're a pineapple, baby You, you, you are You, you, you are pineapple, pineapple Aqua pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You got me going You're oh so charming But I can't do it You pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You say I'm crazy I got you crazy You're nothing but a pineapple Maybe if We both lived in a Different world It would be all good And maybe I could be your girl But I can't 'Cause we don't pineapple, pine-pineapple You're a pineapple Oh, pineapple, oh You're a pineapple, baby You, you, you are You, you, you are pineapple, pineapple Aqua Pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You got me going You're oh so charming But I can't do it You Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah You say I'm crazy I got you crazy You're nothing but a Pineapple Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah Boy don't try to front, uh, I Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah pineapple, pine-pineapple You're a pineapple Oh, pineapple, oh You're a pineapple ,baby
AND l'M PROUD!!!!!
