No, But I do have Ice Cream... But to do that, you'd have to have torn my chest open. Then you'd have to know the password...
Who is this? *Sniff* ...I do not know... He smells short...
I have no diary... Only an internal database... Therefore, you are a liar...
Hm... You avoided it... I respect you, and your lovely signature featuring Agito...
A puupy? Por moi? Merci!
Oh... Well, you obviously didn't have them prepared the correct way!
My Trap?
As long as they tasted decent!
...Alright... But I'd still like a pony...
But... Technically, I'm not...
January 31st!
Merry Unbirthday! I has presents for you... But no pony... :(
Sorry, better now?
I concur, Mr. Darkwatch...
All your tea and crumpets are belong to us! *Killed*
A Little Piece Of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
You certainly are a strange Muffin... Where you made with Chemical X?
Gimme my pony!
But......................... [I REALLY WANTED A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS, AND I DIDN"T GET ONE! NOT EVEN A PONY BODY PART, OR A PONY EPIDERMIS, OR A PONY SHAPED GIFT CARD! WHY DOESN'T DALK GET ME THIS STUFF FOR CHRISTMAS?!?!?!]
I love you, Bridget...
