http://uk.ds.ign.com/articles/119/1195775p1.html Go to the “Comments†part of the page. I laughed so hard at posts 6 and 9.
Since I can't find it and I'm too lazy to keep looking, I'll just make a new one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Staff, I'd like my username to be changed from Te Deum to Tequila, please.
Since I'll be hitting 300 posts soon, I was thinking about a name change. So far, I only have six. If you think of any other ones, tell me. [Opinions and/or suggestions please.]
Source Think about it. 7 years. Can you survive a tsunami for that long?
and his/her username is Artemis Fowl. I can't ****ing wait to see his/her intro thread. /excitement
Spidey has a keyblade!
I mean really, it does.
Does that mean that it will come out somewhere around late Fall, early December 2012? Or around Summertime?
is this?! I leave for a few hours and.... WHAT THE ****
I go back to the top of the slide Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride
Exhausted and overworked, Santa Claus has decided to convert to Judaism to lessen his workload and decrease his stress. Mr. Claus's first inkling that Judaism was his new intended path was when he was unloading one particularly heavy bag of gifts and muttered "Oy, Oy, Oy!" instead of "Ho, Ho, Ho!" Santa took this as divine inspiration and began some serious reflection on the matter. Mr. Claus sat down at his computer desk at the North Pole and itemized the benefits of bringing toys to Jewish children. Most obvious, was that there were many less children to service, approximately only 3,000,000 Jewish children, as opposed to almost 500,000,000 Christian children. The next obvious benefit was that he had eight days of Hanukkah to deliver all of these gifts instead of jamming the entire shipment into one night, which constantly required the already weary Santa to travel at the speed of light to accomplish the task. Finally, the straw that broke the reindeer's back was the realization that Jewish households had far more delicious cuisine to offer Gefilte fish, chicken soup, blintzes, knishes and the like are more palatable than the milk and cookies he got bored with just after the second century. Circumcision won't be necessary for Santa, because that's already been taken care of in a freak accident involving frostbite after getting stuck in a tight chimney. Santa has left the frigid, brutal confines of the North Pole and has begun his toy shop anew in the sunny climes of Miami Beach, Florida He has fired all of those annoying elves and replaced them with nice Jewish retirees from New York. He is now known now as Senta Klatz.
I just downloaded GIMP (ver. 2.6) and no matter how many times I try to open it, this pops up: Am I doing something wrong?
is a lot more entertaining than actually going.
The flooded coast of former Los Angeles. Two warring nations of North America—the Republic and the Colonies. Born into an elite family in one of the Republic’s wealthiest districts, fifteen -year-old June is a prodigy. Obedient, passionate, and committed to her country, she is being groomed for success in the Republic’s highest military circles. Born into the slums of the Republic’s Lake Sector, fifteen-year-old Day is the country’s most wanted criminal. But his motives may not be as malicious as they seem. From different worlds, June and Day have no reason to cross paths—until the day June’s brother is murdered. And Day becomes the prime suspect. Now, caught in the ultimate game of cat and mouse, Day is in a race for his family’s survival while June tries desperately to avenge her brother’s death. But in a shocking turn of events, the two uncover the truth of what has really brought them together and the sinister lengths their country will go to in order to keep its secrets. Source: http://legendtheseries.com/ This is a great book, guys. It's like a future version of Les Miserables, mixed in with The Hunger Games. I suggest you go to your local bookstore and check it out.
[video=youtube;Uh0CMcLiRkw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh0CMcLiRkw[/video]
Then I realized it's 6:13 AM in America and 12:14 PM here in Spain. /facepalm
oh hey look i got wi-fi..... Well! I'm finally in my resort, and I found the Wi-Fi cable. So I can go on KHV. UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
