always complaining about how women are misrepresented in video games and movies but how come when I go to the mall the place is always 75% women's stores and 25% men's stores? HMMM? WHEN ARE YOU TREACHEROUS FIENDS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT UNFAIR REPRESENTATION!? DON'T ACT LIKE ANGELS, I SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE!
Today's story will be told through a series of videos starring none other than yours truly. After being exiled from the forum for a year I become very bored, so I did a few things to keep sane without all of you, my beloved "friends". First, I stared in a movie I wrote about absolutely nothing other than stroking my own ego. I even have an IMDB page now because I'm awesome. **** yeah me. Then I flew to Los Angeles to meet some of my internet friends because why the **** not, I mean I couldn't log into KHV so what else is there to do, right? While I was there we decided to climb a mountain for reasons unbeknownst to me. We also filmed a music video while there on that mountain in LA because what else do internet people do when they meet in real life, right? k have fun with my shameless self promotion bye
The sexual tension between the two of you is far to abundant for a children's forum, you two need to just go have sex somewhere already and skip all this public flirting.
Oh hey look it's me, reanimated in the pink. I'll tell you all about my adventures later.
You either kill yourself and are regarded as taking the coward's way out or you don't because on some level you're too afraid to kill yourself and thus are secretly a coward deep down inside. These are just things I think about on bad days.
Then friday night I go to Waffle House and see both of my exes who didn't know each other before are now best friends. They're plotting my demise and no one can tell me otherwise.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/no-more-amaury-weather-threads/ just merge them all like the No Staff Online threads And someone please make Amaury a twitter because I don't think he knows how to sign up
Because often times when I type a verse in a place where I don't frequently type my verses I end up liking them a lot ...I died in a thought today Blow out my brain and ink blots will spray Might carve a mouth in my wrist so my wrist can speak Instead of writing all these letters I address to the beat They wanna "Tupac Me", leave me a mess in the street Cause I don't be dressing discreet, or maybe trayvon me They throwing hate on me, cause I be out in Trapanooga Where they trynna trap a ***** so I have to keep it moving Fo' these cops can grab a ***** on some false pretenses ***** we pensive... I use my broke thoughts to provoke thoughts in these robots Cause all you kids are programmed, you living Martix But I can't say this Popped a red, I'm living Popped a blue and you in prison But you don't even know that, ignorance is bliss So listen to Mr. Smith and blow your brain with Smith and Wesson So you'll never get my message AND THEN I'M GONNA QUIT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SECOND VERSE BECAUSE I'M LAZY HAHAHA
Someone better explain this idiocy Edited.
Today, KHV, I reveal to you that little more than two year ago I preformed...INCEPTION The entire course of events from two years ago can be viewed here But for those of you afflicted with the tl;dr I shall explain I posted a masterfully crafted thread stating that What? should become the newest member of the staff team, and was met with SERIOUS OPPOSITION from DPWolf and Misty But I continued to field their arguments as more normal members and premiums began to slowly convert to my way of thinking, I could see the idea was catching on. Soon it would catch on in the mind of the rainbow assembly as well. I slowly began to show the active rainbows that all of their perceptions and conceptions about some of their other team mates being active in their pursuit of color control was in fact nothing but DREAMS When I finally left their rainbow filled dream world many of them were somewhat butthurt but as I left I could see many of them slowly realizing the truth. They slowly began to see the light. They saw the savior I had picked out for them, and were starting to accept the idea of him being one of their rainbow clad heroes. After that I left for a time and traveled the dream world freely. But when I returned around a year later, I saw the beautiful inquiry in his crimson glory. I knew I had succeeded. I had performed... INCEPTION
It is outside Here is a thread about it on the internet where it matters and adversely effects almost everything we do Discuss it
Find an album in iTunes called KHV Recordings Artist: Makaze Singing In The Rain WELL ALRIGHT LETS JAM OUT
TRIGGAH MAH NIGGUH !?
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CAST VIG MIGNOGNA AS ALL OF THE BAD GUYS ALL OF THE BAD GUYS
So there I was minding my own business, charging my iPhone that runs iOS7 when suddenly THE SCREEN WENT BLACK I waited...then the phone lit up again...but something was wrong "THIS PHONE IS NOT REGISTERED TO A DEVELOPER. IT SHALL NOW BE TERMINATED." said Siri in a deep and malicious voice Instantly I knew what sorcery this was...the internal evil of the iOS7 Beta. I heard it was only a rumor, but I promise you all, the rumors are true. But I prepared for this day when I stole this coveted software from apple using the internets...I knew what I had to do... I SENT MY iPHONE INTO DFU MODE When I plugged my phone into the dreaded iTUNES, the above is what I saw. I knew then that I would have to GO FULL RETARD I would have to RESTORE TO FACTORY SETTINGS And so I delved deeper into Apple's evil technology After an EON of waiting my phone emerged from the the dark pit of Steve's coffin... AS A BLANK SLATE But I had prepared for this day when I first ascended into the realm of iOS7 I created a fail-safe before casting aside that outdated husk of an operating system known as iOS6 I CAME PREPARED FOR THIS EVIL I BACKED UP MY PHONE And now "The Holocron" has just exited from the backup and recovery process, once again alive with the blood of iOS6 All Hail Ghetto, Slayer of AppleFreer of the Oppressed
That posts count in the god damned RP section.. my fucking face when SERIOUSLY YALL NIGGAS LET POSTS COUNT WHEN PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TO BE IMAGINARY NIGGAS ON THE INTERNET, BUT I CAN'T GET A POST COUNT INCREASE FOR ALL THESE QUALITY THREADS IN THE SPAM ZONE!? THIS PLACE IS THE LIFE BLOOD OF THE FORUMS AND HERE WE ARE JUST PUMPING FRESH BLOOD INTO THIS DYING OLD HUSK AND DO WE GET ANY SORT OF THANKS? NO!
MUST...MAKE...THINGS...PERFECT
Jiku loves me and not you. I win. It's over.
