Larxene- seriously? The closet? Well that's classy isnt it?
Larxene- what the hell happened?
Larxene- I am so hungover. Where are my sunglasses?
Larxene- *is trashed*
Larxene- To the bedroom!!! Lets crack open a bottle of champagne or something
Larxene- wait.. who's knocked up?
Larxene- is that what it sounds like? Cuz I'm wasted and I can't even remember what I meant.
Larxene- hey! Why does Xion get all the attention? What if I was knocked up? If I was, there would probably be like, a huge disagreement over who was the baby daddy.
Roxas- hey Marly? Here, watch this. Its past my bedtime. (Hands Larxene to marluxia)
I like it. I think you should make it longer and turn it into a song.
Roxas- no Larxene! Marly only wants you to drink that so that you'll do whatever he says. Larxene- I thought drinking it would make me his bit--- Roxas- don't say that word, its offensive. (To himself) when the heck did it become my responsibility to babysit her?
Larxene- As hilarious as this is, I need a drink. Actually, I think I just want one. Either way, I want to be dr- Roxas- (rushes in) sorry you guys! Larxenes drunk. She and Luxord were having a pillow fight, which soon turned into an actual fight. I told her to go to her room before things got out of hand.
Larxene: *laughs* that's so disturbing! And where the hell are all these cards coming from anyway?
Larxene- Im back! hope i didnt miss much.
Larxene: Vexen could never have a kid. No girl would ever lack that much self confidence. She would have already jumped off of a bridge before she would ever stoop that low.
Larxene- Arguing with yourself is strangely hot. Roxas- Just no....
Larxene: I was. And I find it incredibly rude to say it was Marly.
Merry Christmas to you too!
Larxene- :sly:
Roxas- Aren't you GAY, Marluxia? Larxene- What the :censor2: does that have to do with anything?
