Someone please come to my house and kill me, preferably a brutal stabbing with a butter knife.
Goofy: Do you think we'll ever get to do something important?
It was never entertaining. I can't comprehend the idea of anyone being entertained by That's So Raven, Boy Meets World, that Toon Disney junk, etc. I watched it for the classic Walt Disney cartoons, but I don't recall those being shown all that often (I remember "Quack Attack", but that's about it). Cartoon Network's the channel that's really gone to hell.
None of them really hold up (as much I hate using that term) that well, though The Lost World is probably the best of the worst for me. I tend to think of Spielberg as competent at creating isolated sequences that provoke a specific response ala Pavlov. He's horrible at building them up into interesting films though, and that suspense sequences like the San Diego bit or the run from the Raptors is precisely the evidence I'd adduce: a nifty sequence, but a patchy film (with a couple of other nifty sequences in it) that's still miles better than the first Jurassic Park which has many of the same deficiencies as The Lost World, but far less effective action sequences. JP3 has this, at least. (That is one loud ringtone)
He's with Rosie Palms. And yes, that's the best response I could come up with on the matter.
And not just any of my social functions, but my home. If you show up at my doorstep with any of them, you will not be allowed entrance. Adam Sandler Conan O'Brien Chip and Dale Finn and Jake Madonna The entire cast of Animaniacs Will Ferrell All ponies Every single non-Disney character in Kingdom Hearts
Why is it, in general, a chap on Deviantart is much more likely to get attention if they do fanart (no matter how terrible) rather than an original piece (no matter how good it is)? Why can't I go back in time and prevent myself from ever drawing a character that wasn't my creation, or writing a fanfic? Why was I so naive to think my story ideas weren't almost laughably disgraceful to the characters I cherished so? What can I do to make up for my past sins?
I don't play video games for the story. I call them video GAMES for a reason. I couldn't care less what happens to the Nomura's self-insert OC, I just skip the cutscenes so I can get to the reasons I bought the games in the first place: Slaying monster arse alongside Donald and Goofy. That said, I do laugh out loud whenever I see people actually get into the story and characters (I usually don't skip the cutscenes if I want a good laugh. "WOAH! It's doing something!" and "That was undeniable proof we totally owned you lamers!" are both among the most-quoted quotes in this household).
Kingdom Hearts sucks. I'm just here for the hot anime fangirls.
I have phobophobia. (And bees, wasps, and the dark)
Never cared for post-Henson Muppets, including this one.
The characters try to save themselves from tyrannical, psychotic fanfics writers, having to unite together to rebel against the onslaught. The characters thus journey to find their original creators to 'save' them, all while the demented fanfic authors pursue them, planning evilly to 'anime-ize' them, romantically pair them together, make them 'darker and edgier' in an idiotic fashion, draw them 'sexier', draw them as ponies, pair them with the author's OC's, etc. And perhaps worst of all, pair the villains romantically with the heroes, which particulary horrifies the PPGs. So, the girls (being the focus of this story) go their separate ways (to cover more ground) to find their original creators, managing to travel across the worlds of all my favorite cartoons, video games and movies, having one friend from each world join their quest for their own reason (like Tails needing Blossom's protection from the Sonic fanbase, as it's too late for Sonic to be saved...An evil fanfic writer paired him with Sally Acorn, destroying him :( ). (The PPGs aren't exactly my favorite characters or anything, it just seemed like an easy idea to work with. The idea just seemed to suit them more than anyone else) There are specific villains, one villain being the one who wants to ship and pair everyone together because she's pathetic, desperate and lonely due to her own failed romances. Another wants to sexualize them due to his own repressed psychotic fetishes..And yes, this would include the girls battling evil anime incarnations of themselves. Each of the three girls essentially aqcuire a main 'partner/ally' that sticks through them from world to world throughout their quest to find 'The Creator" (Blossom has Tails, Buttercup has 'friendly rival' Dexter, Bubbles drags poor Courage along). And yes, the crossover aspect really would be taken to the extreme, like Bubbles acquiring Gizmo the mogwai as a pet. Of course only Courage finds out you can't get it wet or feed it after midnight, but being Courage, is unable to tell her until it's too late. Or Buttercup on LV-426 (from the Aliens movies), which would indeed lead to Bubbles aqcuiring a pet dead face-hugger (when it tries to attack Bubbles, she thinks it's trying to kiss her, squealing in delight as she obliviously hugs it to death in response...Thinking it fell asleep in her arms, she takes the little baby alien with her). So, umm, thoughts? ...You know, sometimes I'm a little too eccentric for my own good....Anyone for tennis?
It's the only legal way to masturbate to twelve year olds.
Life suddenly got better.
I wanted to play as Donald. But that's just me.
All of them.
Too much talking, ugly designs, songs that make you want to rip your ears out, obnoxious characters. No, I don't watch it.
I'd rather have the clap than see this film.
5/10 Average summer blockbuster. Much better ways out there to waste your time.
I really wanted to see Midnight in Paris, but since I'm at my aunt's this weekend (and no one in my family likes Woody Allen), I was dragged into seeing the worst film about cowboys and aliens ever made. Yes, I know that kid's going to use the knife at the end. Please stop beating me on the head with that. How is it Ella could survive a fire, but couldn't survive the explosion at the end? It suffers from how astoundingly generic it is. It's odd to describe a film about cowboys and aliens that way, but it is. It was so painfully predictable, you could even predict the dialogue, point for point. I can see this being conceived as something a lot more fun if it was made in the 80's era, though.
