he floated and floated for what seemed like days but was probably only a couple of minutes. He went insane, he took out his pistol and shot at the sky 4 times.he found a sandwich that was soaked ans half eaten but it was edible so he ate it.he got sick from drinking too much seawater.and started to vomit.
because its made out of tofu rolls
John was 16 km (10 miles) away from the island when the storm started it blew his ship into a rock destroying it John grabbed a piece of wreckage and clung to it. Half an hour passed and he just kept floating he now wondered if he would ever reach land.He came across a journal floating in the ocean. He could only make out a few words."they.........me........island..................stop the.........w..t" the rest was ripped out.
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John gathered up the few people on his crew that were left alive. He decided to head back to england.he hoped the repairs on his original ship the one damaged by Dante would be fully repaired so he could give back "The Flaming Dragon" to the king this boat was way to small and had no means of defense. he couldn't wait to get home.
well even though i had 1 snow day and 2 two hour delays it still felt like it went on forever and ever and ever....(20 and evers later) and ever...
no but it feels like this week went on forever
unicorns rock!!!!!
John was sitting at a table alone when he started to smell smoke he could feel it getting warmer then he saw it someone had lit a candle and dropped it to the floor by the door the place was starting to go up in flames he rushed to the nearest window but pirates were guarding it from the outside he watched as a couple of pirates who were standing by the door began to catch fire they screamed but no one came to rescue them they burned to death.John started to stack tables on top of each other until he could stand on them and be close to the ceiling then he busted through the ceiling and climbed up on the roof he jumped off landing on some really fat pirate that broke his fall he then ran so that by the time the fat guy got up he would be out of sight.
i am awesome
"I'm sorry Morgan but my crew was threatening mutiny if we didn't dock at the next island.I knew it was pirate territory but what was i supposed to do?" John replied then Johns first mate walked in drunk and saying terrible things about the king.then he called the British navy a bunch of idiots who needed to be discharged from service. then he decided to ask the pirate right next to him if he had ever heard of a bath.John heard a bang and then he saw the body of his first mate lyimg in a pool of blood."well there goes my first mate" John said to Morgan.
the ussual going to school bieng bored
John suggested they go to a inn where they could probably find some of the pirates they where looking for, he still wasn't sure about this whole thing but since he had known Morgan for years, he decided to give him the benefit of the doubt.They decided to try an inn called the Falcons Nest.John scanned the area for any pirates they were looking for. he saw none but he decided it would be best to hang around just in case.
no im saying those horses with a spike coming out of their heads is one of you.
John rose himself up out out of the water and didn't believe what he saw sir Morgan one of his closest comrades talking to Mr.Leighton about some bribe to make the warrants "disappear" "ah the navy isn't what it used to be" he thought to himself he knew he would now have to turn him in to the king so they could hold a trial to decide his punishment ."Sir Morgan what a surprise to see you here" he said.
Unicorns like cookies!!!
"Oh no what should i say to her?" he thought and then he responded "Paul Johnson" he had no intent of them finding out who he really was but it was to late thanks to dante and his first mate.He then made a run for his ship but none of his crew was on board he jumped into the ocean and hid underneath a dock until he thought everyone was gone.
i like unicorns!!!!
John decided that he had better leave before he got recognized.as he walked out he saw Dante staring at a young woman "pirates" he thought "none of them have a bit of decency.he felt someone shove him and he turned around, a huge pirate was the culprit and he shoved him again then he pulled a knife John pulled his out pistol and shot him"bad move now everyones looking at me" he said to himself.
Charlie just bit my finger!
