shoulda vote mccain, them ****en democRATS wanna take away my guns and kill babies and ****
actually it went much better than planned i didn't intend to launch khv into a civil war but i'm sure it'll be easier to work under these circumstances gay ass ******s
yeah man the plan is coming together nicely i'm gonna get my boys from the invisionfree boards to come raid this ****ing place
it took obama two years to become the first ****** to be elected **** like this doesn't happen overnight you ****ing twatface
damn paolo, don't talk like that so much, you're gonna make me *** too quickly and i want this to last :ranting:
what makes you tihnk this is a joke??????????? im taking over tihs ***** ass site whether you gigantic homosexuals like it or not
you need to learn to be nicer if you keep that behavior up im gonna have to ban you no, even worse, i'll take away all your rep yikes
are you ****ing kidding me? kitty mcwhateverthe**** is about as funny as a sunday school teacher
are you kidding? everybody loves me *imagine me saying this all smart ass-like* well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me i bet i could clamp a cigar in your ******* right about now why don't you go menstruate somewhere else
i actually laughed out loud at that, so you can also have a position in my new world order if you'd like
notice that this sort of thing tends to follow me wherever i go
i have decisively concluded from your lack of a sense of humor that you need to be shot in the face
**** your **** you mother****ing scumbags i am an awesome dictator don't talk **** or ill **** you up mang
kiss my ass **** wad
if you post in this thread before or after me it means you are gay
okay you little shitstabbing cockmonglers first off things that need CHANGE: under a Son of Sam administration, there will be no ****ing ***** ass censors to prevent you from speaking what's really on your mind when i am elected benevolent dictator, i will encourage (read: force) all female members to post pictures of their tits in a thread designated for such things, however ugly female members will be exempt from this rule because nobody wants to see your flabby ass a-cup titties to expand on the last bullet point, when i am running **** around here flat chested *****es will be instantly banned because they are contributing nothing to this site and natural selection indicates that they should all be dead as **** i will make the maximum number of characters you can have per user title even longer because redundancy is ****ing awesome the national anthem of khv will be ''satan's ice cream truck" by strapping young lad i will remove the ****ing non-staff usergroups so there is only one, because there's no reason to offer you ******s an incentive for posting more often when all you're posting is bull**** anyway oh also no more handing out ****ing make believe cookies to people and typing like a ****** intentionally, that **** will become a banable offense and i'm sure everybody is wondering what my cabinet will look like: my running mate will be HadesDragon but like any good vice president his job is basically to sit around and do jack **** until i die so he can take over i haven't exactly decided where i want Cin but he has demonstrated himself to be one of the few people on this site who isn't a ****ing ****** so i'm sure i can be flexible in his placement my good buddy The Spirit will become the head of the freaky sex department Repliku will be asked to remain on as a moderator and he will subsequently be promoted to my Chief of Staff my current campaign manager, Ghetto, will be asked to become my secretary of homeland insecurity (basically his job is to talk to you all really meanly and make you feel bad about yourself) the hottest girl i can find will be given an entry-level position (get it? entry level) as my personal assistant i've always found that Darkwatch is a pretty cool guy so i will bump him up to the rank of enforcer which means he will be busting the **** out of your ****** asses i'm thinking Jerome might make a decent Secretary of Defense but i'm not entirely sure yet oh and one more thing, when i am elected leader of khv i will have people who do not suck at tag making to come over here and teach your graphically challenged dumb asses how to make **** in photoshop that doesn't ****ing suck that is all for now -Sam
i will consider you a viable target for assassination once i win this ***** by a landslide i think i ought to just make a new thread with my platform and ****
baby, you can have whatever position you want if you polish my spear
i've decided that my running mate is going to be Paolo the Panther ****er aka HadesDragon and i'll obviously need to select a few cabinet level positions and possibly create a few, but yeah, lets do this **** if you have any questions about what khv will be like under my command ask away p.s. when i am running this ****hole, you will all be required to refer to me as "Turbo Sex"
damn right you do **** wad
