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  1. Imiko

    ooooooooohhhh pwnage.
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Imiko
    If we had a subway in Canada, I'd do that. XD Even if it were just me and my friends. And then when the guard asks, I'll be all Yelling at him in Japanese. XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Imiko
    Something to make you laugh from Maximum the Hormone:
    (Made by my Twin)


    The Misheard Lyrics.
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Imiko
    It's CLEARLY 2:03 here. XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Imiko
    There's more from the site. XD Plus Maximum the Hormone is Awesome, so they have nothing to make fun of them with. XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Imiko
    WOOOOOOOO! XD I never was straight anyways.
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Imiko
    I'm, taking this from an actual site, can't post it, it's got inappropriate adds on it... or can I? XD Well, I'm sure the ones who like Hentai will be all over it... >.>; Anyways! Anyone who's a true fan of JRock will find this hilarious,. as well as anyone who hates it. And i Quote:

    J-Rock (also known as Japanese Rock, butt rock, "HA HA oh what the ****", or "holy **** that was a man?!") is really bad "music" from Japan.

    The History of J-Rock

    Many years ago, when the earth’s crust cooled a small part of it invented tentacle porn. This really squicked the rest of the crust so the small ****ed part was forced to split off into the ocean. This island became… Japan

    In Japan, after all the people crawled out of the ocean, lost their flippers and developed society, the crossdresser was invented as a way to both keep women in their place and satiate the need for ancient lulz.

    After everyone got sick of dinner theater, all the cross dressers needed work so they began to form bands to cover Beatles songs. Thus J-Rock was born.

    Though not as popular as its ******* third aunt tentacle porn, the influence of J-rock can’t be denied. It has the power to make people repeatedly humiliate themselves in public (especially in azn restaurants), pay 50 dollars for ****ing audio cd's on YesAsia (because nothing makes you more HARDKORRRRRE™ than paying out the ass for music with lyrics you can't understand), and learn up to 6 words in Japanese, all while switching the region on their DVD player roughly 923480384203 times.

    Visual Kei

    Visual Kei is the most popular of the genre because it's so FABULOUS. Visual Kei bands (which are completely interchangeable) usually consist of clusters of **** who run around playing air guitar while looking like Ronald McDonald after he got run over by a Hot Topic truck. These bands make a big show of being all "dark" and ****, much like any and every 16 year old girl who's ever been near deviantART. Songs can be recognized by laughably awful vocals that are either over-the-top, tuneless BLAAARGH metal constipation, or over-the-top crooning that would put Morrissey to shame. At its heart, Visual Kei is just an ugly rehash of '70s glam rock, but with far less credibility. The majority of the bands have French names for some lame reason. Sometimes they also have obscure Japanese names that the Japanese don't even use and never use them in their lifetimes. Visual Kei bands tend to have the largest followings of sadsack, sexually frustrated fangirls, as they have the most ample opportunities for slash.

    Bands include:

    * X Japan
    * Nightmare
    * the GazettE (spelling it any other way will result in BAWWW's from teh srs fans)
    * Dir en grey (also known as Durr im gay. Despite the fact they've become "westernized" and "non-visual" according to their fans, they're still complete **** and might break into some ghey yaoi fanservice at any moment. Also, one of the bandmembers is a Nazi)
    * Lariene
    * Psycho le Cému
    * G.H.O.S.T
    * Miyavi
    * Rentrer En Soi
    * Phantasmagoria
    * Alice Nine
    * Kagrra,
    * Vidoll
    * 12012
    * Malice Mizer

    Oshare Kei

    Oshare Kei, an even more puke-worthy outgrowth of Visual Kei, is the newest of the ******ry. Oshare Kei consists of a bunch **** that look like they stepped out of a bad LSD trip through an all-gay Mardis Gras and have a lot of piercings. They pretend to play instruments during some of the most horrifyingly garish music videos you'll ever see. They pose like ******s and make stupid expressions all the time, probably because if they showed that they took themselves even the slightest seriously they'd be laughed right out of existence. The music sucks 100% of the time and their fanbase consists of ADD-ridden 13 year-old girls who think they're hot when they just have Internet Disease IRL.

    They also have blogs in which they play yaoi-bait and pose with teddy bears and talk about how much they want to buttsecks their other bandmates. They come up with some ******ed names such as "Antique Cafe", but since the fangirls can't pronounce or spell them, they give them even worse ones like "AnCafe".

    Bands are:

    * AnCafé
    * SuG
    * Irokui
    * Panic*CH
    * HeaRt
    * Lolita23q
    * Clavier
    * Buns Mercy

    Wannabes


    Wannabes are the annoying sellout bands that write all their songs in Engrish and think they're cool AMELICAN STYRE, but the music still sounds like ****, and the idiot singing still sounds like he's speaking Japanese. These bands are popular amongst 13 year old boys, and thus, hated in the general J-Rock wankdom.

    Such bands are:

    * Ellegarden
    * UVERworld
    * Heartsdale
    * Beat Crusaders
    * Orange Range
    * Pay money to my pain
    * Any other Japanese band that did a song for an anime in Engrish
    Thread by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Imiko
    *Goes onto Neopets to Piss people off* YAY! FUNNNESS! XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Imiko
    I keep getting kick outta neopets for *****ing out the noobs...
    I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER *****ING ACCOUNT! XD YAY! THOSE ARE FUN!
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Imiko

    WOW the guy with the teeny bakini had a HUGE wang XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Imiko
    I am... sailor.....
    FRANK!

    [​IMG]
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Imiko
    *GASP* The bank is PSYCHIC! You're obviously going to get fired! =D
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Imiko
    HA! " 'Nuff said." XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Imiko
    It's time that KHV has taken over the world.​
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Imiko
    A true friend is a friend you can confess too that you are Homosexual and not tell anyone. They'll also support you in what ever you do. No rumors, no drama, just a couple of Idiots spending time being Dunces.
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 20, 2009 in forum: Discussion
  16. Imiko
    That's effin stupid. ****ING TEACHERS! DumbArses.​
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 19, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Imiko
    OHHHHHH! Pwned.
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 18, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Imiko
    NUUUUUKESSSSS <3
    :guns:
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Imiko
    Dood, Photobucket is WAYYYY better for searching up Pictures. XD That's still funny. XD
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Imiko
    Quite. ...>.> ;)
    Post by: Imiko, Feb 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone