*Enters secret code* Hahaha! Wake up, my pretties! *Flying Swiss Chocolate Sorceresses, Digging Dutch Almond Succubus Squad Attacks, Kissing German Chocolate Hotties, and finally, Assorted Licorice Lolis are awakened* Destroy them, my pretties!
*Cuteness level full... OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!* Kyaah! *Explosion* Cough... *Cuteness Factor has evolved into Hottie Factor* Whoa... This sailor fuku barely fits... *Hottie Factor up 20%*
Memento Mori! I accept your alliance!
*Inaudible Speak from the Drive Thru girl* Yeah, we'd like five burgers...
*Is a robot, duh!* ...Necro software added... *Cuteness factor is full....*
Very well! Butler, take us to McDonald's via Candy Carriage!
*Sends in second wave of Giant Cake Monsters* Father! I'm very angry at you! Gargantuan Lies! Attack America! Gingerbread Soldiers! Unleash an Air Raid on England! Drop the nukes! Gingerbread Girls! Go to Australia, and set us up the bomb!
Good Idea! *Over Megaphone* McDonald's! Dairy Queen! Other Fast Food Restaurants! I require all of your sweet, and delicious desserts to join the battle for Candyland! Nice try, Lord Dalk! But war mode has been initiated, and I will not stop until I have won! Besides... I erased that program. I had it transferred to my half-candy, half-robot platoon!
...It's Candyland... Wanna go to McDonald's?
Send out... The Unfinished... *Giant, globby, Half-Baked soldiers begin to attack, securing the base from ground attacks* *Sends second wave of Gingerbread Girls*
Very well... Soldier? *Holds out gingerbread soldier*
*Gingerbread Girl to Attack Kid Hero; Mode of Attack: B****Slap to the face for such a corny pun*
Huh? 9000? *Cuteness Levels Extremely High! Quit it you Idiot! Up 9999%!!!!*
Yes you are mommy... *Cuteness factor reaching limits! Up 99%*
*Slams fist on Royal Throne* Damn you, Mother! Take this! Ultimate weapon! *Releases Giant Cake Monsters* The Gargantuan Lies!
Yes, but with my heavily outfitted tanks, bought on the black market from the Middle East and Mexico, I'm unstoppable! *Sends Tanks out as second wave of offense* More soldiers! *Releases second wave of soldiers*
*Dressed like a flower* So true!
The best part about Candy Soldiers... *Sprinkles sugar over all dead soldiers from the Candy Blimp, they come back* You can always make some more! *Opens oven doors, releasing thousands more*
T_T Please! *Cuteness Factor reaching Critical level! Up 89%*
*Sends Candy Nazzis to attack the other countries*
