Avvy: 7/10 Sig: 8/10
Goodnight~ :3
What's goin on in here?
Because piggy had to go to hell to visit it's grandparents. Why isn't the sky purple?
It's not rain, it's toxic waste :3 Why is my chocolate melting?
No, I want to catapult it into the heart of the sun. Why was I asleep?
I'm too old to know a band from the 90's... :/
Because there was a sign saying 'Free Candy ->' next to it Why is my tea cold?
Avvy: 8/10 Nazi Zombies kicks ass Sig: 5/10
Welcome to the family XD
... *facepalm*
Cos Spongebob Squarepants is better than that. Why is there mustard in my custard?
Cos they're lazy? Just a thought...
Bleh D=
Shade Tail's Poetry Corner Welcome to my Poetry Corner... The place where... Things happen... I guess... XD I actually surprised myself, cos normally I suck at poetry... Haikus are far easier than trying to find words that rhyme :3 ---HAIKUS--- Spoiler I've added small bits of commentary in the spoilers below each haiku * indicates a new haiku -------- I will post this now Creativity Corner Do you accept me? Spoiler Was made just before I posted this thread :3 I crushed a raisin It was squished beneath my feet Rainbow socks with goo Spoiler --- This was what started it all off :P I wanted a way to kill time. That poor raisin... My poor socks... XD I liked that pink plant I photographed it up close Such a nice picture Spoiler --- This is related to my recent photo sprees. My beautiful shoes They were once a vibrant blue Now they are yucky Spoiler --- My blue shoes have been trashed XD Three haikus today This will be my fourth haiku What will my fifth be? Spoiler --- Kinda obvious, so I did this as a filler while I thought of my next one I collected caps Not baseball caps however Only bottlecaps Spoiler --- This was an old hobby of mine... I think I collected about 250 bottlecaps. Dan Shive's shoulder hurts He should have stretched it before Now it's off to jail Spoiler --- I was tempted to do this after reading Dan Shive's last tweet http://bit.ly/1a6Y1S Twitter's being bad I didn't want to do that The reply counts now Spoiler --- I posted the 6th haiku on Twitter, but it didn't count as a reply to Dan Shive, so I made this as a small rage-dump :P I'm talking to Xaale There's nobody else online They left me alone Spoiler --- Xaale was the only interesting person to talk to at the time of writing this one :3 Creativity Whoops, I just cheated. My bad. Long words suck so much Spoiler --- I was attempting to make a haiku for the top of the thread, but failed when I realised that 'creativity' is 5 syllables :P Fishing trip Friday My father will be scattered I miss him so much Spoiler --- This is very special to me, as my dad's ashes are being scattered at his favorite lake this Friday (23rd October). I'm going on an overnight fishing trip with my brothers :3 Drawing stags in art Trying to give it detail I'm almost finished Spoiler --- This was written when I was supposed to be drawing :P You stupid printer! "Out of paper" it tells me. The drawer is full! See? Spoiler Inspired by my tutor getting pissed at the printer at college Please lesson... Please end... End now so I can go home... Half an hour left... Spoiler I was dying of boredom at the end of the day God damn it Photoshop! I nearly finished that sig! Forced to start again... Spoiler Photoshop crashed when I was about to save... Want to make comics I can't think of a story Or a name for it... Spoiler My desire to make comics is postponed until I can think of something Coca-Cola sucks Dr. Pepper always wins Pepsi sucks aswell Spoiler My friend wanted me to come up with one on the spot, and here it is :D Eww, my spoon's crusty Eating with that is not nice Bring me a clean one! Spoiler ... Seriously, who wants to eat anything with a spoon that wasn't washed properly? Haikus are best read When you have nothing to do But stay in your bed Spoiler In an attempt to make a rhyming haiku, I succeeded :'D ---POEMS--- Falling Spoiler Hugging on the phone, I just want this love to work! Please, just hold me closer, Don't leave me sitting in the dark! I want you here beside me, So we can kiss and chat. But how's this gonna work, If you just treat me like that?! These tears just wont stop falling, And the pills wont dull the pain. I'm gonna end my life now, Do you think this is a game?! The warmth you brought my heart is gone, 'Cos now its turned to stone. With this icy cold complexion, I was born to be alone! Hugging on the phone, I just want this love to work! You refused to hold me closer, You left me sitting in the dark! You weren't there beside me, So we could kiss and chat. This just isn't gonna work, Because you treat me like that! Your angelic gazes, Now met with bloodshot eyes. When you hear of my departure, Don't dare to act surprised. You used to hug me closer, Now you nudge me out the way. You'd much prefer the covers, I just question why I stay. I can see it happen now... My heart shall turn to dust... What happened to the passion? What happened to the lust? I don't give a damn now, My end is drawing near. This might just make you happy, You might just shed a tear. The knife now closer to my wrist, and you don't give a s**t! So f**k you! I can't keep this up! It's over now! I QUIT!
YES THERE IS!!!! Waaaah~
.... Penis
I had Goimez since 2006 XD
Your choice of username is awesome :3
Because I remember playing it from my childhood :3 Why do you have a knife?
