*takes cookie* thanks. Is it poisonous?
That doesn't help at all.
I'm cool with bringing the cards. Wait, Kaskey is in Texas! Do you have a flying dragon to give me transportation?
Do you enjoy it?
In the ear ( the thing you hear with)?
I've seen, smelled, and heard grosser.
Can I come play cards in Kaskey's ears, with you?
Someone that knows mushrooms aren't plants? Woah, I found intelligent life! Anyway yeah, that is the reason. Some animals only eat fungi (aka fungivores).
Humans will eat anything including: tarantuals, dogs, pigs, horses, insects, bats, mushrooms, excretment, and your childhood memories.
Same here. If I had a uterus I'd look for a sperm bank, after freeing the animals from the zoo. Wow that would be difficult figuring out the neccesary trajectory and force to keep yourself from leaving Earth orbit for a few days. If you can figure all that out the International Space Station would have plenty of people on it. Cool idea.
Hey Wolfie. How's it going?
Let's see every human in the world dissapeared. I live in the USA, Ohio, so my power would be out within a day since we rely on fossil fuels. With this knowlege at hand I would print out all information like : a map, how to make renewable energy. Since I live on a college campus I would go to the library to gain any information I required; I might even see if I can find anyone, and maybe figure out what happened. After remembering the doors were locked I would try to break a door open. After getting in I would get books about wild plants for food ( a subject I am familiar with), medicine, and clothing. Knowing that winter is catching up fast there is no way I could stash enough wild plants for more than a week or two, so I will have to rely on snack food, and animals. Luckly there are many squirrells, chipmunks, hedgehogs, and birds on campus. Also crashing the glass on the vending machines would bring quick substanance. Gaining water wouldn't be hard since my campus is right next to the Hocking river; however I know for a fact the water is not in the best quality since there is a coal factory near, which means the water will have small amounts of lead and mercury in it from over 50 years of pollution. I would then look for the "Outdoor Skills" book that I picked up one day, so that I could figure out how to filter the water. I would then decide the the library would be a very adequate place to stay for the winter, so I would bring warm clothing, boots, and other essentials from my dorm to the library. After getting situated I would have to figure out a way to insulate the building since I just busted the door open. I would then look for somthing to block the with ( maybe some boards of wood). Now that I have food, water, and shelter all that is required now is that I find any other humans on campus before they go insane from solitude. Here is were the trick comes into play: What if there are no more Homo sapiens? How can my lineage live on if there are no human females around? Then it would occur to me that if I wanted to pass on at least some of my human DNA I would have to pass it of to my primidial cousins. Yes, I know it is against common morale to breed with anyone outside your species, but at least I would be breeding with a species I am 95-98.7% related too. The columbus Zoo is 70 miles away, so now I have a choice. Choice 1: I could steal a vehicle and extra gas and free animals from their cages, while taking any primates/ monkeys I could find with me back to Athens after stealing another vehicle. The problem with this plan is that it requiers me to assume that I will have more than enough gas, and that I would have to assume that I was the last/few offspring of my species. Personally I wouldn't want to breed with a chimpanzee if I found someone of my lineage At the same time I would feel obligated to free any species from captivity ASAP. Plus some of species there might be able to help me. Choice 2: I can stay at Library till spring arrives. Once spring comes I can finnally start my dream of making an enviromently friendly city in the trees. Then I relized noone would live with me. I would then cry myself to sleep. So as creepy as it sounds I'll go with Choice 1 after 24 hours of searching for humans. So after going back to Athens with some chimpanzees and Bonobos (but more than likley I would only bring Bonobos since they are more peaceful) we'd have to wait out the winter. Hopefully educating them won't be to hard before the spring, because once it comes we will have alot of work to do in order to maintain a growing tribe. We would hunt, and pick berries and nuts, for our food. That's actually not a bad idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hopefully after a year with Bonobos I would think about that.
You all lose "The Game".
The Left Right-Hairless and Fancy Free The most wierdest song I have ever heard, and I can't get it out of my head.
I agree with the above article. People need to learn how to type English. It bothers me when I see posts like "Lol thats so funny your silly i like u" or "STFU NOOB! OBAMA SUCKS AND THE MOONLANDING IS A LYE SO WHY R U DUMB!"
Try making it 5 pages longer. Use advanced vocabulary, and fix spelling errors. Then you should have an e***** story. I fixed it.
*looks at the clock* Too late. Anyway I've gone through this before. As long as you have protection you will be fine.Just think of old Nuns.
The online Yugi game? Hmmmmmmmmm. Could you give me a link?
What's wrong with being Goofy?
Thanks Jaden. *looks at time* Well I better get going. Seeya.
