Don't worry. Ash'll screw it up somehow. Trust me.
Most water you drink has chemicals (both good and bad) in it, which makes it taste bad. When you taste yourself it's just pure water, which tastes way different.
GOYAY
Wait, we've got a snow emergency? How come nobody told me?
Well excuse me if I have more important things to do than ogle every tightly jeaned butt I lay my eyes on. I'm not a booty connoisseur like you.
Your move, Square.