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im a ****

my car's gear shift got stuck and i was jiggling it so hard it went to 'drive' instead of 'reverse' and hit the guy infront of me.
in other words, my car's a piece of shhhit and i'm an idiot?

and kites, thanks! i am okay though i just was really scared and cried like an idiot.

okay i had that coming and lol the car's okay the crystal's light from the front (the one that gives the sign to turn left or right) broke into pieces ssooo yeah.

holy shhiiiittttt you do dihckshfkxjth;

also, i have never ever been told i look like a celebrity :<

oh my god this is why facebook should not exist.

LOL okay this made me laugh but srsly don't make me laugh my head's going to die.

Soap: okay um that definitely tops my story i wanna do a drinking game but OH LOOK AT THAT I don't have many friends. :c

Vivi don't. You might wake up half naked.

I didn't check any bank account because by the time mine's closed and I re-opened one but still haven't gotten my visa card yet. But I did check my cash and it's intact, excluding the money I spent on dinner and drinks.

YES ME TOO AJGDFG Asuka is my favorite and her eva oh god why evas aren't real i would own one instead of a car. xD

I know! Her beast mode (if i remember correctly) was just right on. Ugh, can't wait to see the other movie. c:

By Xebec, a 7 episode hentai anime about Tootsie's pantsu.

UM.

i really really really but really like your icon.

gee thanks for the orgy invite. i'm always up for those.

It means she wants to have the sex. It can also mean she's planning her future with you and your future children. It can be anything.

That sounds almost sexual. Like, orgy related.

I got so drunk one night I confused the black eyed peas with adele.

I can't have dinner or eat anything of the matter at night if i don't shower first. i feel gross if i eat first then shower.

I was the smartest kid in elementary school.

I was in choir/ mime group when i was in middle school and elementary school.

I almost died 3 days after my mother gave birth to me. I had a serious case meningitis.

I can do tongue tricks.

When I was little I couldn't speak because my mother spoke for me and would never let me answer any of her questions. It happened so much that I just stopped talking so my parents had to take me to therapy to get me to say a few words so um thanks to that I have trouble expressing myself or even talking in a crowd.

Belle and Mish, I'll make sure to take pictures! Over here it's raining like crazy and I'm afraid to take my DSLR with me but I will try~
And I've never seen blue man group but they look sooo cooool.

I can be yo pony gurl.