c'mom i know you wanna get all up on that thaang. amaury, i would scratch it.
happy birthday muff. go get laid.
could you scratch it for me ?
"DON'T ENROLL IN THAT ART SCHOOL. YOU WILL REGRET IT. AND STOP FIGHTING WITH YOUR DAD SO MUCH OKAY. ALSO DON'T CUT YOUR OWN HAIR. AND DON'T STOP PLAYING SOCCER.EVER. "
oh gosh no i'm not pregnant i'm sorry i wanted to be funny I'M SORRY but i'm getting fat so
I just found out I'm pregnant.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.[DOUBLEPOST=1355982886][/DOUBLEPOST]nvm bye
oh my god this thread never happened okay
i feel like a speace ship oh mygod guys i feel like flyig jeeegus ehe hi khv i see CATS
your sister and you are so adorable d'aww and no doubt she's your sister you guys look alike so much! this is me and my sister she's hot i know i also love her because we hate the same people and stuff.
i love my sister because she makes me asian food and awesome home made cakes :3 let's make this a sister appreciation thread?
c: recent picture of me. Spoiler
oh daym gurl gimme yo numbah i know plums wants this and cant deny it
i dont watch pr0n i maek pr0n.
also, why do some have somewhat big pecs/breasts? as a fellow a cup female i don't like it at all
but i like your lawn the most.
don't forget breathing down your neck too.
I miss you too! We need to catch up really soon okay? <3
This. I had once a client who handed me her money that was placed in her bra. It was sweaty. I wanted to die seriously. Anyway yes, I cancelled my credit card early in the morning and I get one first thing in the morning tomorrow. So, I'm really glad thanks guys!
The saddest part of it all was that I couldn't buy a 10 dollar dress.