I DO NOT MEAN BUSINESS. I MEAN PURPLE.
Every time my friend defends Nikki Minaj's music on the basis that it's "infectious," I remind her that chlamydia is also infectious.
Please explain your choice in a comment.
I was skeptical too, but it's actually quite fun, though I will admit that the writing sometimes approaches fanfic quality.
You need to play Super Lesbian Horse RPG right now. That is all.
I'm gonna get in on this too and post all of mine: 3GJXNQKSPGC 9CSGJRW93VC WY5TZCLRR9U GSQ6ENYG99X
Contribution: I've been seeing someone, but worry that someday she'll see me and I'll have to stop.
Don't you know that Fork's word is law?
I'll just eat some trash.
Big hammers
Same. In my experience, there are only two possible outcomes to flirting and they both involve me being perceived as a creep by everyone involved, including me. No thank you. How the hell do people even flirt with texting? My text message conversations are always purely functional. For example: Friend: Hey. Me: Hi, what's up? Friend: Not much, I'm just [yadayadayada] and that's why there's a live chicken in my refrigerator. How about you? Me: Same. I've been meaning to get in touch but [yadayadayada] anyway, I finally got around to starting One Piece from the beginning. Friend: Oh, awesome. Hey, do you want to get together sometime soon? Me: Sure, where and when? [details are discussed] Me: Great! Text me when you're on your way. Friend: I will. Maybe I'm just boring. Your father sounds like the polar opposite of James Joyce. xD
What kind of restaurants are you eating at? In my experience, TV dinners are usually disgusting.
Do you know the meaning of "impossible?"
I was expecting a selfie. Thank you for not posting a selfie.
On the contrary, it's good that you laughed at this because that's what I was going for.
...has really bad handwriting and the person who processes the paperwork reads "anesthesia" as "euthanasia?"
Last year's Superbowl had a mini-Seinfeld episode and Netflix is ordering a Full House reunion series? If Fresh Prince gets a reunion, my top three sitcoms of all time will finally have survived to the modern age. And also I wanna see a George Lopez spin-off featuring Carmen as the main character pls.
My point exactly.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way...t-tweets-in-defense-of-comedy-and-trevor-noah
I remember that I used to think McDonald's was the epitome of the burgerian arts and then a couple years ago I started eating real burgers once a month or so and since then pretty much anything at McDonald's makes me physically gag.
