Should I continue? Spoiler
"Stop growing white blood cells out of control, it's so much healthier than leukemia." That's what I would do if I weren't so easily perceived at a creep. The problem is that I have to look up first. Try looking up at a person with your head starting in a downward nodding position and follow the path that your view takes. You may notice that the person's chest is directly between your starting and ending views. Also, I feel I should note that a slight downward nod is a common form of greeting or acknowledgement between men, even strangers. Even if the man isn't some creep who walks with his head down, couldn't this gesture be easily mistaken for briefly looking at boobs when used with a woman? Am I over-thinking the many nuances of nonverbal communication? Probably. Are men not usually aware of the stereotypes associated with them and the ways in which they are objectified, which are fundamentally different from but just as bad as how women are stereotyped and objectified? That seems wrong if you ask me. Everyone should be aware of these sorts of things so they can recognize and deal with situations where they apply.
I wonder if I could win a similar prize for building a bridge out of lingerie.
I didn't have purple paint at the time.
It's this mentality that makes me just automatically look away from any woman I see. I tend to walk with my head down, which means that when I first look at a person, my gaze is naturally drawn to his or her stomach, then chest, then shoulders, then face. Rather than risk getting accused of being a sexist pig when this happens with a woman, it's easier to just direct my gaze away from her at the first sign of a feminine figure.
It actually may have been raining, but I don't remember because I was indoors for that whole weekend. Yeah, I realize that now. It still holds a special place in my heart as my first foray into ecchi, though. The voice actress I met was the lady who played Primula, the worst of all the Rei expies. I actually don't remember how she reacted, but I do recall that she was at least aware of the pornographic nature of the original version. What I do know is that whenever she's asked about con creepers, "the guy who asked her to be in porn" is probably at the top of her list.
My lawn is concrete painted green.
At this con, I met an actress who played a major character in an anime called Shuffle!, which at the time I had not yet recognized as crap. She signed my journal thingy and, since there wasn't much of a line I asked, quite innocently, if she would ever consider reprising her role for a dub of the game Shuffle! was based on. This seems perfectly reasonable. To you, dear reader, this merely sounds like a fan of a show asking an actress in that show how likely it would be for more content to be released. What you probably don't know (because I haven't told you yet) and what I had forgotten (because I was running on two hours of sleep) is that the game version of Shuffle! is extremely pornographic. And that's the story of the time I accidentally asked a respectable and intelligent woman if she would ever be in porn.
I don't care about skateboarders as long as they stay off my lawn.
The National Aeronautics Space Aliens?
That's kinda funny because my family just found out that my uncle is spying on his wife and kids' cell phones too. Does that mean that my uncle is NASA?
He'd look way cooler if they made him purple instead of black though.
I'm thinking about doing a Greg Universe cosplay but I don't want to get an actual sunburn over my whole body.
To be fair, would you want to the person who goes up to a porn watcher and says, "Hey porn watcher! Can you please turn down your porn or get out of the library?"
How are your tulips doing?
If there are words on your shirt that are large enough to read from five feet away, I am going to assume that I am allowed to read them. If you are offended by a man reading a t-shirt whose message is "only for women," the best course of action is to wear that shirt exclusively in spaces where men are unlikely to be, such as restrooms designated for use by women, baby showers before the 1990s, or a lesbian orgy. Failing that, I suppose you could carry a megaphone and, upon entering any room, use it to inform its current occupants that the shirt you are wearing is only for women to read, but that might be a bit excessive.
Drakula You know, like a drake, the type of dragon.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Reported because call out thread.
If Usopp is supposed to be from Africa if he were in the real world, why is he white?
