^_^zexion's real wife^_^

Me: ...Seriously, what is it this time?

Rackham: *smirks* *drunk voice* Y-you look good, Kai. >3

Me: What? You don't like how they actually have feelings for each other? *smirks*

Rackham: *starts feeling a bit dizzy* ...Drink up...m-me hhehehehe....*starts laughing a drunken laugh* wi-hehehe...with r-realy bad eggs....*looks at Kai*

Me: TERRA! GET US THE BLAST AWAY FROM THIS ISLAND!

Rackham: *tries holding it down* *starts gagging a bit* Gah...thing's strong...

Me: *looks at you* No, you embarassed yourself in front of yours...seriously, my child can take care of himself with that island, hell, I know quite well what he'll do when we leave...do you know why man was created with a woman? *smirks* VEN! Get us away from this blasted island! We return to it in three days!

Rackham: *smiles* *takes a drink of rum*

Me: *jumps back onto the ship* *heads into my captain's quarters* *slams the doors shut* BLOODY HELL, JENNA!

Rackham: *looks at Kai* 3 days only...and all the rum...well...*walks over to the dingy* *pulls two bottles out* ...Want one?

Me: *smirks* "Mommy"? You've seriously been babying her, Jenna.

Rackham: *looks at me*

Me: *winks* *mouths: I'll make Jenna change her mind, don't worry, you two have "fun".* C'mon! Time's a-wastin', Jenna. *walks back to the ship*

Me: How else do you be thinkin' I bloody taught myself, the same way Rackham is...this is a Rum Runner Island, lots of food, shade, and a lot of rum. Now quit bellyachin' and lets move! I'm giving Rackham my permission, and as your captain, You'd best do the bloody same!

(Ack...I seriously hate my character acting like this...serious ******* material. ><')

Rackham: Look...it'd probably give us some survival skills, while stranded on an island...give us at least three days tops. We'll do nothing wrong...entirely...but we won't do anything stupid.

I put on rap. :3

Me: You're bloody daft! She can't learn to be a pirate unless taught by her own bloody self! *walks over to you*

Rackham: What if me and her try stayin on this island for a few days?

Me: *looks at you* Bloody hell, leave the poor girl alone. She can take care of herself, Jenna!

Rackham: *looks at Kai*

I sleep with the radio on like 30

Me: *looks at Rackham* You shot him, correct?

Rackham: *doesn't say a word*

Me: *smirks* All right, everyone, back to the ship!

wut ?

Rackham: *breathes hard* *throws the gun at Bekam* Bloody idiot...

Me: *hears another gunshot* *found you and them both* *sees Bekam in blood* Bloody hell....

Me: *smirks* Daw, what the hell! *jumps off* *pulls out sword* *runs toward the island*

Rackham: *pulls out gun* *moves Kai out of the way* *shoots Bekam*

Bekam: *shoots gun into the air after being hit* *tries getting back up* *is shot* ...*looks down at his chest* ..........I feel...............cold....*drops dead*

Me: GET THAT BLASTED BILGE RAT, RED BEKAM!

Rackham: I wouldn't be the one shooting then...what if I have a match on me and use it for your bloody rum...then what?

Bekam: ...You don't have a match on you, and why would you burn the bloody rum?! You're mad!

Rackham: Maybe so...but I'm not a drunk.

Bekam: Why you son of a-

Me: *hears a gunshot* *goes over to where the dingy should be* *looks out to the island* ...Blasted dog...he's on that bloody island. AQUA! TERRA! VENTUS!

Rackham: N-N-Nothing...sir....

Red Bekam: *holds the gun to Rackham's head* *cocks the gun* Nothin' huh? Then why're ye takin' me rum?

Rackham: We were just trying to get some...supplies for our ship...you know...not enough rum in the hold?

Red Bekam: *starts laughing* You honestly make me want te believe that?! You're bloody mad.

Me: All right...they've got two minutes left, can you just go out to where the dingy is then, and check on the island where they're at?

Rackham: *puts some of the rum in the dingy, hears a gunshot from behind him* *doesn't wish to turn around*

Red Bekam: *surly voice* What in the Brave Badge o' Courage are ye doing with me rum, ya blasted bilge rat?!
<--- Red Rakam.

Me: Jenna...seriously, stop agreeing, getting me a bit scared.

Rackham: *looks at Kai* What?

Me: Jenna, When I say I'm trying to make a good example, I'm trying to at least let those kids do something with themselves, not protect them from death staring them right in the face.

Rackham: *gets out of there with the four rum bottles and onto the other side of the beach with Kai* *breathes hard*