What?

Indeed ^^

I shall think about it, feel free to submit your suggestions once I am in charge <3

It's elementary, my dear Watson.

Excellent.
We should proceed to dissect him to learn as to why he was able to survive throughout history this long. May he be some advanced form of unknown species? O:

One of these Maynards had the keynes to the kingdom and the other will bring you endless joyce. Perhaps you made the wiser decision in associating yourself with the random girl.

The phonies are not so easily discouraged as to follow only to the ends of the earth. They will quote your books, adapt them into plays, and worship you against your will until the day the feel that they gather around your old residence one January 27 to join you on the other side.

The rarity is what makes them so interesting :b I am odd like that, in the same way I like rare coins.

Indeed, I'll add it to my list of things to do when I take over the planet.

^_^


Then you should be safe. However, there has been reports of time traveling incidents throughout the history books recently. Be wary of any large, hairy neanderthals.

Do not fret lad, you shall fall onto a soft, squishy, and in generally quite posh, pile of phonies who will, with their falsehood, break your fall and support your weight. From there you can journey to the west temple of the color Blellow and obtain the Tru-Force of Holden. It will prevent and further rye field mishaps and increase your party count by one whiny teenager.

They will be shipped in the next twenty four hours. We appreciate your services.

Use it! Claim it as your weapon!
Though be wary:
William may have secret friends
and you may need to unleash
supapowers to defeat them

You know everytime I get a VM from you I feel a little spurt of excitement because they are so rare.

31 is clearly a better end than Z

Exactly. Puts a sonic screwdriver to shame. The executives will thank me for nibbling off his leg!

Daleks, Cybermen, and various other aliens that seem to have an odd obsession with taking over Britain. That, and the occasional American trying to imitate their accents.

Not only that, but if they're Time Lords, they have sonic prosthetic legs. Those help protect Britain better.

wat a nice moustache joo hav

He'll still have one good one, though! And one-legged Doctors are all the rage in Britain, I hear.

Maybe his leg? They make good prosthetic ones, I hear

Oh, I wouldn't eat all of him. Just a nibble here or there....

No!!! D:

Though he IS yummy...om nom nom

Exactly. You roam where a nearby alien attack has occurred, drag your scarf in the general area, and BAM! You just got yourself some Scottish Doctor goodness.

A Tom Baker scarf, naturally.

Those assist greatly with the capture of David Tennants.