Aura

He is, but his wife is a hamster, he is a turky, their kids are mice and thier grandma is her:

Yes, they have two. Here they are:

5 years. His wife never left his side ;;

The KFC thugs came to his house in the dead of night and threatened his family if he didn't pay up. So in one, final, desperate attempt, he lunged at the lead thug and was struck in the throat with a large amount of cooking grease. He was never the same, and had to spend month recooperating. It's a very sad story ;~; *huff huff*

He owed a lot of money to KFC, the restraunt ;~;

Butcher...*breaksdown*

That is an achievement XD Ever since his last job....*tear*

I just laughed a little XD But ya, he is getting better

He is self-concious, but 5 years and it is getting better, listen:
globbbeleleleleleckckckle :]

I forgot the scary font :[ And thank you, henrey has been going to Speech Therapy to work on his gobble xD

Mutant Turky <3

Gobbbbbblelelelelelelel :]

HE'S AN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. xD I can imagine him reading this randomly. That'd be scary. <<

FFFF. :\ and oh. wooow. xD

yayay! I luff Clannad. I really want to watch it again, but I know I'm just going to cry the whole time. x-x

I luff them. And yeah, but my dad just lectured me and wouldn't let me talk to him.

*Hypnotizes stubborness* Awww...That's so sad. D: Did you kiss it better? xDD And oh. I'm sorry. <<

@_@ If you say so.

Eventually, when she realized I was seriously sick. @_@ My little brothers came first. xD It was cute, but I kept telling them to go out of my room so they didn't get sick and they were like, "But Shell-Shell is lonely." ;_; I miss them. :why?:

*Blows nose for five minutes*...;_; Someday, it'll work on you. :3 Just you wait, missy. Oh wow. I wonder what happened. Poor doggy. ;-; And, lol. xD What are their names? I lost it a lonnnnng time ago. Like, when we first moved here with my nana. Yeah. If I found my diary, I'd probably burn it without reminiscing. All it was a bunch of bad memories from when my dad went off on me in California, and then "good" memories that make me feel bitter and lonely now. <<

Ah. Well, I don't like to avoid stuffs. <_< Mainly because it always creeps up on me in the end. Or I end up missing out on something good happening. @_@

So do I. And, lol. I remember when I was living in California, I got so sick once that I was actually needing someone. But no one else wanted to get sick so they stayed away from me and I felt like I was dying and no one would check up on me. ;___; Until I like screamed for my step mom. xD

BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK ON YOUUU-OU-OU...*Sobs* He doesn't get splinters? << Haha. Yeah, I feel that way about Shadow (mi perro) I feel like my cat is more a god than he is too. I used to have a diary...I don't have one anymore. And my other one is lost somewhere. I hope no one finds it. ;_; Aw, were they bad?

Yeah, I'm a weirdo. xD I don't know. I like the freedom of being able to say virtually whatever I want, and have the power to just disconnect if someone's a ****** or if I get bored, without having to deal with people's whining after. >:3

YES! :/8D:

Lame. :/gasp:

o.o Daddy don't want daughter mad.
Is class still going on?
But foods lovely. :why?:

So this weekend. I.get.phone.

Aww! Everyone did that to me when I had Swine Flu! ...But I should be more understanding about that. xD Well, I suppose that's one perk of being sick?

...*Phailure* MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A WORLD FAMOUS HYPNOTIST ARE CRUSHED. Haha, I wonder why that made me laugh so much. I'm in tears right now. I can just imagine him eating wood. @_@ And yeah. Yay for dinner! :'D <<; *Girly* Okay, okay..."JOURNAL". xD

Yeah. But then I was irritated because they didn't give me a chance to say thank you. So the next person I was connected with I was like, "THANK YOU!" They literally typed, "WTF!111!!!" xDDD

xD Well, that's what people say about my mom. I'm like, "SHE'S THE DEVI--*Hit with a sandwich*" Yeah, I remember you telling me about that. That would annoy me so much. My dad likes to talk to me like I'm an incompetent Satanist. <<

~_~ You totally arrrrreeeeeee. *Rolls R's* He eats anything. XD And yeah, I got a whole sandwich today instead of just a half. :'D ...THEN GET A DIARY. D< ...And give me the key to it. :3

XDD Omegle's funny. So long as you avoid and disconnect on creeps. Today, I was on it and was connected with someone who said, "I don't know who you are...But I care about you, and I'm sure many others do too. Good luck with your life. <3" Then disconnected. I was so happy. :=D:

lol of course -puts riffle in bag- 8DDD

NOW SO HE CAN FEEL YOUR PAAAAIIIN AND THAT WILL GET HIM TO DRAW MORE D8<
That's not cool -loads gun-