Absol

EXACTLY. XDa

my spammy child!
mommy has missed you! :'DDDDD

I wanted to ask...can't I call you under some name of your friend who happened to have moved to CA for some godforsaken reason? This is painful...it's hard to listen to your voicemeails and NOT being able to call back!

holy ****!!
hiii!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeees :U

Grrr.....*nibble*

lololololol
omgaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
:'DDDDD

OYAR SHURE HERE YOU ARE a

Omfg I missed when you were online? @_@

IIII looove yooou tooo >:

I'll see you when you can steal internet again D:

THAT IS SO AWESOME I KNOW RIGHT HOLY CRAP YEAH.a

Yeah exactly :b so it is best not to around here. Bodies turn up a lot in the waterways in my area, I live in a pretty rough place >_>;;;

Awww D: but frogs are awesome too, poor little froggies ;~;

eBuddy is weird, it always says I am online there when I am not o_O

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD YOU WERE ALIVE AND I MISSED YOU

GOD****INGDAMMITx

HOLY SHlT YOU'RE ALIVE

even better 8D

Holy Shito.
You speak.
xD

So how have you been?

Goodnight. Your mission is to advance our terrorist plot.

Not yet. I'll pen it in for once I've finished watching the remaining few episodes of Ouran Host Club High and 500+ episodes of One Piece. (A friend has gotten me hooked...)

Don't worry, provided you don't take a stance on healthcare, believe in Jesus and insist that China's not going to take your place in the world, you'll be fine.

Sure, why not. I'm sure you know more about important American buildings that the government would really rather didn't get blown up.

If I've brought some lulz to a person reading through a thread of rejected suggestions, my life has not been a waste.

Now I propose we test the confidentiality of PMs by conspiring to blow up whatever buildings have taken the place of the twin towers.

Wow, I just realised that CtR finally added it to the list.

Look in the suggestions forum, in the thread of rejected suggestions, look at the thirteenth suggestion about sections.

And didn't she also promise me a gun?