Absol

YOU DID? HONESTLY, I"M SURPRISED I HAVEN'T MADE A HANNAH MONTANA JOKE YET.

... HELLO, HANNAH.a

Absol, you're back c:
I'm so glad, it's been strange here without you.
How was your time away?

No, I'm Mrs. Claus. And every night, when I'm asleep, if I've been a good girl, he puts a package from out of his sack into my stocking.

Oh God. ;___; So you do live in the US? I was never quite sure. xD

I like it when people consider things. The Santa in the shopping mall says it all the time, and later, I get what I want.

Are you Santa?

Great. Claim that you had nothing to do with it, and it was rape.

Yes, it pretty much traumatised me for life xD even more so when a few years ago they pulled a body out of the same river D:

Awwwww, are they hard to look after? C:

:b that is ok, it was just weird how long it took to travel to my MSN

Which part of the plan do you object to? The nudes, the revealing of it to your mother, the being kicked out of home, the obtaining of a baby through whatever means necessary or the claim that the child is actually the love child of an incestuous relationship between you and your brother?

Oh yeah, change of plan. Say it's your brother's.

:b yeah, it was not nice, in fact I actually haven't been in a river/stream etc since.

Awww what species are they? :3

Also, I just got a message from you on MSN, about an hour and a half late xDD

Come back with a baby, claim it's your father's and demand child support.

I have been taken by the current before, it is not nice :b

I remember when I was a kid my cousins had to rescue me because I got tangled in weeds and then dragged under o:

I always wanted a pet snake .-. I would call him Kellog

Post nudes on facebook, take a screenshot of it, then tell her you posted nudes on facebook. I still want a photograph of her face.

Tell her you posted nudes on facebook. I demand a photograph of her face.

So why can't you do it on the Wii/PSP?

So why do they care about you being online so much?

:glomp: doesn't mean I don't worry.

I could get into an accident if I was living in a bubble so :b

xD What time is it where you live? It's like 6:36 here. :O

They never check up on you?

THIS PLACE IS A DRUG ;___;

It's awesome to see you coming back on, though. :3 How long do you think you have today?