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Dr. John! Long time no speak, how are you today?

You will cringe at this quote forever.


(19:47) John: y wont famous b my 13 year old gf D'=


Hehe, reading old chat logs ftw.

Hehe, I love ya too. :3

Oh god I know. Just realised I have a bio project to do tonight..and yet procrastinating and talking to you is so much more appealing. xD

*waits for you to get home* <3

Well, John.

I propose we...Kill all of the adult corn first...So that they can no longer bare they're addicting children. And if that doesn't work, we kill the farmers. Because, of course, we have a very justified reason in doing so.

Of course!

At least you get it!

Too much of America's land is farmland so if we sell the land, we're basically selling America to China--

O...M...G...

IT'S THE CHINESE!

*Nods*

The killer ones.


Heard about the Salmonella out break?


It's the government, I swear.

Ew. It's like...A peanut smashed and spit on and spread. o_O

Uhm....I'm not sure.

I have a strong, passionate, dislike for peanut butter.

Anyways...You up for a bit of saving the worldness?

Hehe, we'll see, I dont care how smexy you are, Ill still win >3

I should be home before noon your time, maybe before <3
Damn, I have such an ass load of homework too...>_>

You can try, mister >3

I went out with her for like a month. Then she didn't like me anymore. I still think about her sometimes but i try not to, it'd probably end badly for me.


Cd's are good. I'll ask her what music she likes.

You should have asked "are you prepared to kick my ass?" =P

Heeehee :3

Since like 3rd grade. I dunno what she likes present wise, though, because i've never been in a position to get her anything. Now i am, though, so i figured i would.

She doesn't even like ponies. What is that.

I don't know! She doesn't want me to get her anything so she won't tell me.

Dude i had to go over my dad's house for this first time last night. And we went to this restaurant and he was flirting wit the waitress and she was flirting back and jesus it was terrible. She said he was hot. and i was sitting right there. Wanted to stab the knife right through my eye.

Papa needs some of the sweet, sweet boy-loving.


Dude what should i get this girl for her birthday. We're just friends so nothing too dramatic but something like... Good. What do girls want? Present-wise. The other question associated with those words can never been answered.

DRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE.

Sup Bro?

OMFG hai sexy 8D

:3

Yes, and i see u accepted my request.
Very nice =)

SERIOUSLY? OH HOLY **** THAT'S AWESOME, YOU'VE RAISED HER WELLa

A biscuit.

OH HOLY **** IT'S JARRIET