Scarred Nobody

Yep,I be alot agree with me.

Last words.Parents can be a**holes.

Yeah,I'll post on that for sure.I can see why a guy would kill his parents over Halo 3.Wow.

Ya know what's bull****?Parents,you can't do nothing while they are around.That's bull****!

Good God!She did?WTF is wrong with parents?You couldn't even get that much money if you like sold it to Gamestop.They give ****!

**** dude,noone?You have 0 game systems?You don't play games often?

Excellent.That's what I expected of you.So,what about video games?What consoles do you have?

See,ya gotta just show your feelings dude.Open your heart.And,make sure she is happy with you.You hug her,love her,and treasure her.

Oh,interesting.I've been dating my sweet little Meg for almost 2 months.We are really serious.I'm not a nervous person.I do what I gotta do dude.

Allright,tummer got a girlfriend to talk to like old Sonic.Are you Mr.Smooth like me?Haha

Cool,I'm just talking to my girlfriend,hanging around,and **** like that.What ya up to today?

Hey Tummer.How ya been lately?

all ur base r belong 2 us.

I try to do that too, but I tend to prefer the Republican candidate most of the time. Honestly, it's hard to support either when far left Democrats are protesting, anti-American hippies, and far right Republicans are closed-minded ******s. More moderate candidates are much more appealing to me.

Yea, he was feeling generous today and decided to "redistribute the wealth" to someone besides him.

Boy do I love me some Obama bashing. It feels good to get this off my chest, since I'm one of about three Republicans in my entire school. X_X

The only thing that's gonna change is your income. I hope America is ready to eat bread and water for the next four (most likely eight) years. 8D

All we need is the power of common sense.

*Holds vial of common sense*

We just need to spray this over the American mainland from an altitude of approximately fifty thousand feet and-

*Shot*

Woah, man, take it easy.

Crap, is it still down?

*Checks*

/b/ isn't back up yet. The plan can't work... Do you think... No it couldn't be... Do you think the Obama administration might have started the Boxxy meme in an attempt to take down 4chan for long enough to allow TA to finish his plan?

Oh snap indeed. B| Don't be sorry, my good man, we just need to subdue him with something... Insults won't hurt him... Maybe if we brought him to 4chan for fifteen minutes he would be so brain dead he wouldn't be able to bother us anymore.

*Straps TA down to desk chair*

Whenever you're ready.