Juicy

xD I'm glad... I was hoping you didn't find them too annoying. x3

I know... I promise I'm gonna say it several times next time we talk. x3 I need to make sure you know. x333

>D I don't know about that, you've given me more than enough material to work with for several hours. Yea, I went there. B|

Best. Competition. Ever. >8D

O.O That's good, but... unexpected. xD I'm glad you're not dead. =3

x3 Don't be too upset, darling. I was going on one of my insane ramblings. xD I hope we can talk again sometime. I love you too... I wish I could have said it to you one more time though. Dx

And yes, it was very fun. >D We still have to finish our contest, I'm not accepting such an unfair victory. It's not good sportsmanship. Yes, that was a sport. B|

x3 Thank you, cariad. It's good to know someone cares about me. x33

Agh sorry, I slept in. I didn't get to sleep until 5 A.M. for... obvious reasons. >D

And I'm slowly getting better. x3 Still coughing, and my neck is still pretty stiff, but it's getting better. So your parents didn't destroy you? xD

I loooooooooooooove you moar. 8D

Merry (late) Christmas! lol

Aww... I've been there once, but I was so small I can't remember anything really...
Yup, it's my first/second language (depends on how much English I use)

Oh right! How's Florida (you're in Florida, right?)
Finland, that small country being eaten by the Sovi– I mean Russia. >.<

^^
Eh, don't, I think Australians have a harder time finding us than Americans, actually XD
*has some experience about it*

Hehee, no wonder you need a snooze XD
Nope, six o'clock here ;3

Can't... Yet. Mebbe when I move to my own place.
I had nine... But I didn't go to bed till three, so I'm completely mixed up about everything >8D

Relatively happy and sleepy, aka the usual XD
Mine's too small ;_;

*invades back*
Thank you ^^
How have you been? Haven't talked to you in a while...

Damn it... D<

*Finds charger*

8D Epic! Longest nine minutes ever... =O

How would you feel if I said I also dreamed about such things? >8D

Well I try. The customer is always right. Unless they say no. B|

Oh yes, quite suckable. Would you like to try? It's practically begging for you. 8D

Yes, I'm sorry I lied, I- Oh, you like that? Well in that case...

*RAPERAPERAPE*

x3 Tell me when it be safe. 8D

*Instaboner*

8D I mean B|

Hmmmmmmm... I should examine the breasts carefully... They need to be thoroughly felt... Ooooooooooh yes... 8D

It iiiiiiiiiiiiis? 8D

*Wants to talk* x3

=O Really? Darn, if it was you, that would have been a huge turn on- I mean it would have helped the inspection. B|

Oh no! We can't have that! Let me massage it for you... 8D

*Permaban*

OSHI-

Silly girl, I can't have my patients seeing my secret techniques of sex- I mean medicine.

Now be a good girl and hold still while I grope- I mean inspect you. 8'D

Suuuuuuuuuuuure... Suuuuuuuuuuure... x3333

Okay good. Now put on this blindfold, turn around, and bend over nice for me.

I'm...um...

Hey, can you PM me?

Oh God, I would be a spazzy mess... But at the same time it would be so damn perfect. x3

I love you moar. We established this when I won last night. x3

*Reads that part over*

Innuendo FTW?

An inspection? Hmmmmm... Well let's take a look. Drop your pants. Standard procedure. 8D