Comments on Profile Post by Loxare

*pokes your forehead*

*pinches your cheek*

*pinches back*

*kicks your shin lightly*

*punches your arm lightly*

*nudges your elbow*

*caresses your arm*

*smacks your hand*

*smacks YOUR hand*

*smacks both your hands*

*smacks both your feet*

*initiates slap fight*

*slaps you*

*returns slap*

*slaps you again*

*slaps back*

*slaps back*

Shia laBeuf: *from the sideline*

You got it Shia.
*slaps BIU again

I don't think that's what he meant.

*slaps you again*

Pretty sure it is though.

*slaps BIU*

Nuh uh.

*slaps Lox*

Well, I was thinking of slapping you, then he said "DO IT" and I said ok.

*slaps BIU*

And I was wondering why I haven't seen a message yet. My last reply never went through!

Hooray! I'm not the only one that happens to!

Sorry about that.

Shhhh. Too busy being happy.

Ahahahahah!

[eyebrow raising intensifies]

The eyebrow raising can't intensify if there wasn't any eyebrow raising to begin with.

Shut up!

I REFUSE TO BE SILENT
NOISE
SOUNDS
CACOPHONY

I REFUSE TO BE SILENT.
CATERWAULING
HULLABALOO
UPROAR

*pokes*

*screeches like a howler monkey*

I wonder what react I'd get if I kiss you.

*screeches like a howler monkey*

Women. Am I right, fellas?

*slaps you with a piano*
*screeches like a howler monkey*
*skips away*

Proving my point.

You don't have a point to prove, you got slapped with a piano, you are now piano pancake.

No I was fine. I stopped time before I got hit.

Then why is there blood on my piano?

When I froze time I spread ketchup onto the piano to give the impression there was blood.

How could you ruin a perfectly good piano like that? It's a delicate instrument! You can't just put ketchup on it! Ahhhh, it's on the hammers!

Because you tried to hit me with it.

You still don't damage instruments like this BIU.

The keys were made from elephant ivory, Lox. Do you know hoe many baby elephants died to make that piano? DO YOU?!

No, they're made of wood covered in white plastic.

Is that what they told you?

No.