Comments on Profile Post by Loxare

Everything is in walking distance when you're not a chicken!

But the walk would take me hours to do and I don't exactly have shoes made for long distance walking.

No bus system in your city?

There is but I don't know if a bus goes by that way, and if one does I have no idea what bus it is.

Do you have a trip planner thingy? In my city, you can go online and type your starting location and ending location and when you're leaving and get a detailed list of which buses you need to take and when. Actually, I think Google maps can do that too...

Well yeah, my community buses have an online trip planner.

We'regoingtothelibrarywe'regoingtothelibrarywe'regoingtothelibrarywe'regoingtothelibrary~!

Are we?

You should. And I need to drop off some stuff at mine, but I can do that tomorrow.

Well I likely won't be doing it anytime soon.

You should. Libraries are amazing and wonderful.

I know they are.

Man.. I really want a live-action Hellsing movie...

I do too. But at the same time, I don't want it to be terrible.

It would be very easy to adapt, but casting it to be just right would be a goddamn nightmare.

No kidding. Although if they get it right, that would pretty much launch the careers of the entire cast.

There are four characters they can not afford to mess up: The Major, Integra, Alucard, Anderson. Level of importance in that order.

I've even figured out how the plots of the movies could go. I'll use the OVAs for this example.
First Movie: OVA 1 & 2
Second Movie: OVA 3 & 4
Third Movie: OVA 5, 6, & 7
Fourth Movie: OVA 8, 9, & 10.

Sounds good. But I also need some darn good Seras and Bernadotte. This is necessary.

Yeah, true. First a foremost, getting an actress with a similar body type as Seras isn't possible. It just isn't.

It's possible with editing. Martin Freeman isn't actually Hobbit sized. Neither is Elijah Wood. And Angelina Jolie in Lara Croft Tomb Raider? yeah, pretty sire those were fake.

Anyways, don't particularly care about appearances. All of that can be make upped and wigged. Personality has to match though.

Yeah, but Seras breasts are ridiculously huge. Even naturally well-endowed women don't have breasts that big. They are borderline Soulcalibur levels.

And that is why I am most concerned about who would play The Major. He is arguably the most important character in the whole series and you need a guy who could sell his passion and madness on screen.

Exactly what I'm talking about! Personality, not appearance. It bugs me so much when they make adaptations to stuff and cast because the person looks like the character. Better to get someone who can play the character well and figure the rest out in make up and editing.

True, but appearance is important too. But yeah, I think the best way to find someone who could play The Major is too get the people who audition for the role is to have them read the War Speech.

That is a spectacular idea and we should do that immediately.

And they have to do at least a decent German accent.

I thought that was a given?

Some people don't try.

That's true. *remembers Last Airbender movie* *shudders*

You know, as a thought I humored the idea of Robert Pattinson playing Luke Valentine. Care to guess why?

The horrible death scene?

Yes and the line Alucard says: "As a vampire you were nothing but a pile of shit, now you're nothing but dog shit."

Considering Pattinson hates Twilight as much as the rest of us I'd think he'd be on board.

That would be pretty cool actually.

Now we just need a guy to play Jan.

Also Robert Pattinson.

Why?

LOX!

BURNITUP!!!

Mostly because I want to see him die twice in a row. Although we could have that werewolf dude do it.

LOOOOOOOOOX!!!

Speaking of werewolves, who'd play The Captain? I mean, not exactly a difficult role considering he never speaks but still.

Someone who is really good at facial acting. Like, with expressions and things.

He also needs to be in incredible shape.

This too. Although I'd settle for someone with incredible faces who is willing to get into incredible shape for the part.

Schrodinger is also a difficult character to cast purely on appearance.

No kidding. Even knowing he's a guy, he still looks like a girl.

Again though, the talent is more important to me than the appearance.

He'd probably need a girl to be cast as him anyway. The problem being he is physically 13-15 years old and getting a guy to play the role, which assuming there are sequels, for more than a couple years might be a problem seeing how puberty tends to come in at that age.

Or just find a really short, young looking dude. If the voice doesn't match, he can always lip sync while a girl dubs.

It really depends if we can find someone though.

HOORAY FOR TWO WEEK LATE REPLIES!!! WHOOO!!!

We? We're doing the casting now? Cool. Do I get paid?

Yeah the hell, Lox? You missed many topic we could have talked about! Me being deathly ill, Monty Oum's passing (may God rest his soul), a Power Ranger murdering a dude with a goddamn sword.

Only if we somehow get this movie made.

I know. I was busy prepping for mini-anime convention. Weeeeelllllllll, I say prepping, I mean reading Batman comics... On the topics you gave though, not too deathly if you're still here, still a bit devastated over the news, never watched Power Rangers.

That's a maybe.

Ah. Yeah, the news about Monty was tragic.

Indeed...

Very.

Quite. O_Q