Comments on Profile Post by Loxare

Where there's a whip there's away!

*a way. But I see your point.

Good. :)

I'll just have to sue for employee abuse. Maybe start a union.

Computers aren't people so good luck.

My computer is a person. I have a post it note with a face on it and everything.

Okay, real talk, are you being serious right now? Cause that's adorable.

No, it fell off.

Oh.

Computer experiencing problems again. Might be a virus. Curious.

Post it notes don't hold on long. Don't worry, I'll give it a face again later.

Take it to the computer people?

Kay.

Now it seems fine. I might have to. :\

I think your computer is going through some things.

It's not taking the divorce very well.

You can't make things this difficult for the children. Make sure you let it know that this is not it's fault.

It is all it's fault.

And you wonder why it's having difficulties.

Well maybe if it didn't start having the problem in the first place maybe I wouldn't be so mean now.

Maybe it was feeling ignored, so it simply acted up to get your attention. And now you're mad at it and it just wants your love!

I use it everyday!

Did you use your phone in view of it? Maybe it's jealous.

My phone doesn't go online.

Does your computer know that?

Yes.

I'm not sure it does. Maybe tell it again. Because most phones made this century have online capabilities. My old flip phone could. I just never did because I didn't have the package for it.

I see.

Yeah.

Beboop.

Bleep bloop.

Beboop, son. Beboop.

Bebop?

See you out there, space cowboy

*spaceship*

*space station*

*dog later referred to in RWBY*

*ein, zwei, drei*

Now remember children, you have to properly drei the dishes before you put them in cupboard.

*ruffles hair* Oh puns. :3

*flattens hair* Puns indeed. ^-^

So how have you been?

Not bad. I almost exploded yesterday though. Too much Thanksgiving!

Oh, that's right! You Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

Yup! With the harvest, which makes sense.

I see.

Americans are weird.

Or many Canadians are the weird ones.

Canadians can be weird. But so are Americans.

Every nationality is weird.

Pretty much yeah.

Brits with their greasy food.

Brits with their bland food. Americans have greasy food. Seriously, deep fried ice cream? Of course, Canadians invented poutine.