Comments on Profile Post by Loxare

Then... the head admin along with the rest of the admins do a coup and change the plan to unleash the super weapon Pokémon (after it is properly under control of course) on an unsuspecting populace to show that resistance is futile, do a hostile take over of the region and prepare to mass produce these super weapon to wage war across the world.

Pokemon, a world of possibilities! Those poor small animals.

Some of them aren't animals tough. Porygon is an AI, a few Ghost Pokémon are the spirits of dead humans, Mr. Mimes are actually a pedophiles, etc.

Mr. Mimes are what now?

Don't deny it. Why do you think they wait in dark damp caves and jump small children?

OH! That gives me an idea for my Pokémon game where a side quest is too hunt down a Mr. Mime who abducts children!

Maybe they were once overworked slaves in house hold positions but then they escaped and went to hide somewhere safe, like a cave that no one goes into except for kids on Pokemon journeys.

THE WORLD OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES THAT IS POKEMON

Of course. Now prepare yourself for a lunar eclipse. That should be tonight.

It be cloudy tonight. :C

I hate it when that happens. I missed the transit of Venus because of it.

Yeah, it sucks. :\

Stupid clouds.

GO GET AN EDUCATION CLOUDS

The clouds were mostly stupid tonight. The entire beginning part of the eclipse was cover with clouds, but right before we hit totality, the clouds cleared and the moon prevailed! The the moon got tired and the clouds came back.

Stupid clouds.

I got the important part and that's what matters.

Don't rub it in. It is the makings me oft he sads.

Sorry. Cloudz r dum, y do dey evn float up dere with there stupidness?

Gah, I am really bad at shorthand...

You'll get better! I BELIVE IN YOU GIRL OF THE NORTH

The question is, do I want to get better? Is this a skill I want to have? But THANK YOU ANYWAYS BOY OF THE SOUTH

Maybe?

Hmmm... Maybe I'll put those language points towards German or Japanese or something...

I see.

Did you know the Pokémon games takes place on Earth?

I know the anime does. In one episode, they talked about going to Vegas or Hollywood or something. Makes sense that the games do too.

Mew is native to South America, Raichu and Gasty can knock out an Indian Elephant, Ponyta can leap the Eiffel Tower, Silph Co. apparently has a branch in Tiksi, Russia, Lt. Surge is an American, Delibird helps climbers lost in Mt. Everest.

Also, Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh are based on various regions in Japan, Unova is based on America and Kalos is France.

Unova is based on the Manhattan area of New York. Orre is based on Arizona.

So you know what this means, Lox? It means this.

It's beautiful~! *wipes away tear*

Also means I can name drop real world location in my Pokémon game.

Alberta.

Is that where you are from?

From, am and staying for a good amount of time.

Cool. I could base the Region of it. Or Washington state where I'm from. One of the two.

Both? Coastal region with a drier, colder area over some mountains.
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Washington state is on the coast, right?

West coast, yeah.

WHOO! Not wrong!

Yep, hence why it is a contender for my region of this hypothetical game. It's got the wet west side, the cold mountain range, the dry desert east of those mountains.

Instead of desert, you should do badlands. With hoodoos and a dinosaur museum which brings fossils to life.

Hmm, interesting idea.

Hoodoos.

Yes hoodoos. Sure I could work something in there.

Oh and what do you think of an idea that at one point in the game you get an egg which requires a thousand steps before hatching and when it does you get a Mew?

Seems kind of low. Bulbasaur hatches in 5000 steps.

10,000 then?

That's what Chansey hatches at.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Egg_cycle

100,000?

The page says that Mew is coded to have 30855 steps to hatch. It's up to you though.

Then that's what I'd be. Hammond will give it to the player and say it was brought to him from an expedition in South America.

Excellent! That's a lot of steps though. Oh well, it's worth it.

Get a nice level 1 Mew. Which only gets a new move every 10th level.

And not a glitch level 1 Mew like you can get in RBY. A legit one.