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  2. Loxare
    Loxare
    Happy Valentine's BIU! Did you have a good day?
    Feb 15, 2014
  3. burnitup
    burnitup
    Yes I did! You? :3
    Feb 15, 2014
  4. Loxare
    Loxare
    Well, I went to work, and then I got sick, and then I went home early, and then I had soup, and then I watched some Digimon Tamers, and now I feel better. All in all, good day. There was a bit of an issue at work I suppose... The guy who was wrapping the flowers (the VALENTINE'S DAY flowers, that people give to their wives and girlfriends) sucked. He couldn't wrap for the life of him.
    Feb 15, 2014
  5. burnitup
    burnitup
    From a scale of 1 to 10 how bad would you say his wrapping was?
    Feb 15, 2014
  6. Loxare
    Loxare
    - 12.5. It looked like crap! See, here, you can see a nice wrapping (left) and his wrapping (right). He uses too much paper and there's too much of a seam. (The seams are the slightly thinner lines.) And this would be one of his better ones. they were very often lumpy or lopsided or not even closed all the way.
    Feb 15, 2014
  7. burnitup
    burnitup
    That's pretty terrible. Think you'd do better?
    Feb 15, 2014
  8. Loxare
    Loxare
    I have done better. One of mine would look almost exactly like the one on the left. And that's with no training. Eventually, another cashier took over flower wrapping and tried to show him how to do it better at the same time, but at the end of the day, it still looked like crap.
    Feb 15, 2014
  9. burnitup
    burnitup
    It must pain you to work with such an idiot.
    Feb 15, 2014
  10. Loxare
    Loxare
    It does. I spoke to the cashier who was teaching him and she said that he wasn't listening at all. It could be because he thinks wrapping flowers is "girly" and doing it damages his manly pride. But come on! It's a skill you need for work. And part of manly pride is doing what you need to do for your work and doing it well. He just made himself look like a moron.

    Phew. Anyways, I feel better.
    Feb 15, 2014
  11. burnitup
    burnitup
    Clearly he isn't manly enough to handle such a task. Only someone with little "manly pride" would think such a task is beneath him and act accordingly.

    That's good. :)
    Feb 15, 2014
  12. Loxare
    Loxare
    Men do what they need to with gusto and vigor whether it be killing bears with toothbrushes or making sandwiches!

    Sometimes, you just need to rant something out. So, anything interesting happen in your day? I know it was good, but good doesn't necessarily mean interesting.
    Feb 15, 2014
  13. burnitup
    burnitup
    Hell yeah, little lady!

    Ranting is good and cathartic.
    Nah, nothing really interesting happened today. Just same old same old. How about?
    Feb 15, 2014
  14. Loxare
    Loxare
    Whooot!

    Very good for the tenuous sanity.
    Besides crap-wrap boy? It was a good day. Did some work, watched some anime, ate some gay bacon strips. You know, a day.
    Feb 15, 2014
  15. burnitup
    burnitup
    Gay bacon strips? How does that work?
    Feb 15, 2014
  16. Loxare
    Loxare
    Feb 15, 2014
  17. burnitup
    burnitup
    OH! Those things!
    Feb 15, 2014
  18. Loxare
    Loxare
    Gay Bacon!
    Feb 15, 2014
  19. burnitup
    burnitup
    So it would seem.
    Feb 15, 2014
  20. Loxare
    Loxare
    Anyways! I must away! For I have many zed's to capture and lots of sheep to inventory! TTFN BIU!
    Feb 15, 2014
  21. burnitup
    burnitup
    Good night, Lox! Don't be a stranger!
    Feb 15, 2014
  22. burnitup
    burnitup
    Mar 5, 2014
  23. Loxare
    Loxare
    Hot damn, I thought I replied to this already. I think my internet doesn't want me commenting on things...

    Also, do you always appear in a firey explosion? And if so, do you singe your eyebrows?
    Mar 5, 2014
  24. burnitup
    burnitup
    I hate when that happens. It's why I always double check my replies.

    Yes and no. :3
    Mar 5, 2014
  25. Loxare
    Loxare
    Well, when it takes you more than two days to reply, that's when I should get suspicious.

    All that smoke can't be good for your lungs. Also, does the explosion involve debris or is it just a wave of heat?
    Mar 5, 2014
  26. burnitup
    burnitup
    I was getting suspicious when you never replied back but let it be because I thought you might not have time for ol' BIU.

    I hold my breath so smoke doesn't bother me! I don't know! I don't look at them.
    Mar 5, 2014
  27. Loxare
    Loxare
    That is blasphemy BIU. Never say such again.

    Better question then: Does your chest get stabbed by all the debris flying away from the explosion at high speeds?
    Mar 5, 2014
  28. burnitup
    burnitup
    You have time for little ol' me?

    Maybe. Have to replace my ARC reactor after every explosion.
    Mar 5, 2014
  29. Loxare
    Loxare
    Always. Where else can I find a ukelele Kyubey?

    Hmmm. You should invest in Pure Heat Explosions. More expensive at first, but much cheaper than getting new ARC reactors in the long run.
    Mar 5, 2014
  30. burnitup
    burnitup
    Google search likely.

    Hmm true.
    Hey did you know I made a Post Here thread?
    Mar 5, 2014
  31. Loxare
    Loxare
    Ooh, really? Which one? I shall search!!!
    Mar 5, 2014
  32. burnitup
    burnitup
    Post Here: Become a Horseman of the Apocalypse
    Mar 5, 2014
  33. Loxare
    Loxare
    Yup! I found it.
    Mar 5, 2014
  34. burnitup
    burnitup
    EXCELLENT!
    Mar 5, 2014
  35. Loxare
    Loxare
    Who's body should I grievously harm, first?
    Mar 5, 2014
  36. burnitup
    burnitup
    Santa. I hear he's been stealing from the till. I reckon that jolly old elf better make out his will.
    Mar 5, 2014
  37. Loxare
    Loxare
    My till? No one steals from my till. They get grievously harmed.
    Mar 5, 2014
  38. burnitup
  39. Loxare
    Loxare
    I like the tearing out the throats bit. It seems bloody though, and I don't want to get red on my red Christmas clothes. Maybe I'll just throat-punch them instead.
    Mar 8, 2014
  40. burnitup
    burnitup
    Heh, you woman and not wanting blood on your sexy Santa girl outfits clothes.
    Mar 8, 2014
  41. Loxare
    Loxare
    Any other clothes, I'd be fine, but I have to wear the Christmas clothes to family events, and I'd rather not give my grandmother a heart attack. Blood is super easy to wash out it you get it right away though.
    Mar 8, 2014
  42. burnitup
    burnitup
    Wear red, they won't see the blood.
    Mar 8, 2014
  43. Loxare
    Loxare
    If I leave it to dry, it turns brown and I don't have any shirts in that colour. Therefore, I must throat punch people if I'm wearing Christmas colours and tear out throats with every other colour.
    Mar 8, 2014
  44. burnitup
    burnitup
    Hmm, makes sense I guess.
    Mar 8, 2014
  45. Loxare
    Loxare
    Besides, throat punching is fun too.
    Mar 8, 2014
  46. burnitup
    burnitup
    *pats head* That it is, Lox. :3
    Mar 8, 2014
  47. Loxare
  48. burnitup
    burnitup
    Funny how easy it is to simple do that to the villain. :\
    Mar 8, 2014
  49. Loxare
    Loxare
    Playing mind games with the villain is fine and all, but if they start going too far, punch them.
    Mar 8, 2014
  50. burnitup
    burnitup
    Or shoot them.
    Mar 8, 2014
  51. Loxare
    Loxare
    People who play mind games with villains don't usually have guns.
    Mar 8, 2014
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