Sorry, "yield" makes me think of crops
Perhaps that's my nerdiness that never stops
I apologise for the typos my brain is like mush
You have them too so you better shush!
Yield is for crops? Then I'll say submit!
Don't think you'll escape me, you posh, nubby Brit.
Because after our exams, you will truly see
Why we have no lives; why we'll never be free
Well we have no lives, join the club
It's here for us but you must be a nub
So you are clear as you can see
When exams are over it's To be or not to be?
Don't quote your damn Shakespeare, this isn't the time
To sing ye olde songs and use sonnets in rhyme
And of course I'm a Nub, but so are you
The club is all ours; and the password? Doctor Who.
You, Llave and I- what a team
We'll fly around the universe on a dream
However it's sad how life can be so mundane
Until I yell "When shall we three meet again?"
Oh you've just gotta love it when we gather all three
Has there ever been a force as nerdy as we?
Mundane is life, that is sad but true
But there's always BBC with something fantastic and new
Never studied the man, only seen him in Who
Though if I ever need teaching, I should get it from you
With your sonnets and rhymes and bard-iness galore
I'm sure I'd love it instead of abhor
He is amazing. Hamlet is the best!
It may be long, tiring and makes people depressed
But the message behind it really is amazing
And how he presents it is worthy of praising
I've yet to see Hamlet, which is such a shame
Because my darling Ten-inch is anything but lame~
My mom is a major Shakespeare fanatic
So if I were to find it, she'd probably panic
Hamlet is brill, hard to understand at first
With his weird wording and plots rehearsed
She'll let you watch it because Ten's an energetic man
He's a lively Hamlet and shows such an emotional span.
Well I read Frankenstein; old English is a breeze
Despite whatever ramblings, I'll probably feel at ease
She'd let me because Shakespeare, not just my Ten
She's more a Smith fan, need I say it again?
Frankenstein my darling is not as bad as Shakespeare
Infact you should try reading Chaucer, that's good for a cheer
Yes you do because Matt Smith is the best
If you need further proof just look at how cool he's dressed
Well you're so verbose, your flow is all wrong
You should chop up those lines. YER PHRASES ARE TOO LONG
As cool as he's dressed, how long is he?
Can't compare with ten inches, I'm sure that you see
Too long my dear, HA! I make the tune
You're not my boss, you crazy, weird, rhyming loon >:3
Oh yes my darling he is Eleven
And he still lives on while your Ten is in heaven.
Yes dear, too long. Don't call me insane
With my limericks and fanfics all jumbled in me brain
Eleven inches? HA! I think not
That's not realistic. Oh Moffat, please stop!
I will, I will because I'm content with my length
I feel it gives me power, motivation and strength
You may have ten-inches above the latter
But you know what I think? Size doesn't matter. >:3
Well it matters to me, you know I've got none
With my lovely Ten-inch, I feel like I've won
The cruel game of life, with its winners so sweet
Even though I've met you, I hardly feel 1337
Oh Cat, don't cry- it's not over yet
don't you feel special? I'm no threat
Although, perhaps not in rhymes- for I am king!
Yeah that's right... even though I can't sing.
Oh, I'm with you there. Singing's not a good at all
For my voice is so awful, ears bleed and heads fall
But in regards to the rhyme, there's one thing you confuse
You are hardly the king, for I cannot lose~
You can make heads roll? My oh my
I'm pressed, I'd like to see it- don't be shy
That's one delusion I'm not responsible for
Since I am Queen of the rhymes for sure.
I never said roll, dear. You must be confused.
If you wish me to do it, don't leave me abused.
For of all the delusions you think I have thought
The worst is that your rhymes are hardly for naught
But if heads fall, and they are round
Surely they should roll around on the ground
The amount of times we've used the word "rhymes"
It reminds me of rap- like ERB, good times.
It wasn't literal, I meant they'd look down
In shame and disgrace, with a big ugly frown.
But "rhymes" is just so good for rhyming, you Nub
Ah, ERB with our Doctor(s) who won't fail or flub
Ahh that makes sense, I wasn't sure what you meant
People face palm as I sing my lovely lament
Epic rap battles of History and Gangnam Style
Step aside guys, Cat and Enzy here in our rhyming trial
You'll sing a lament? Why something so sad?
Surely these rhymes don't make you feel so bad.
Meh, Gangnam Style wasn't really my taste
But let's not let these rhymes go to waste~
A lament was chosen only for rhyme
I would be different and sing a happy chime
How can you not like PSY and his silly dance?
It's great to watch people repeat it like in a trance
Ah yes, I see. Well that explains it
I was just wondering. Not that you'd throw a fit
Though the dance is amusing, the song ain't so cool
What with all of the hype, some people can seem like the fool.
But the song is so silly and fun as well
I suppose I enjoy it because it's so swell
If it's played then it brings people together
As they dance and sing and laugh at each other
It might be to you, but it's lived long enough
Where will PSY go from here? His future'll be rough
It's like MC Hammer, or the Cupid Shuffle too
Though nothing's overrated like "I'll come back to you"
I suppose it's like that girl- Rebecca Black
She's kind of forgotten now because she was cack
Perhaps that was her intention all along
You'll be famous if you make a bad song.
Oh, that is so true, you don't even know
The video reminds me of a reality show
I think it was called "Jersey Shore," I don't care
All I do know is that it was taken off the air
Never watched it but it does ring a bell
I prefer sci-fi and anime as well
The funny thing was she could actually sing
When she put her mind to it but that wasn't her thing
Well neither have I, but isn't that good?
That our minds are yet pure from that filth in the hood
I suppose she could try, but I didn't see skills
Like with Nicki Minaj, her autotune and frills
Oh Cat, Oh Cat- it's too late for that
Our minds are already filthy from our chat
I don't understand her, her music repels me
I'll stick with Poets of the Fall and Matchbox 20
So true, so true -- what on earth did I think?
We should go wash our minds out inside the kitchen sink
Oh yes, I agree. Our tastes are far better
Rise Against and BTR keep me cool, despite the weather
I can an image of you, head under tap
They will never be clean, our mind's a death trap
Sorry I've forgotten but who are BTR?
I like to play my music to myself in the car.
Well as true as that is, we can at least try
To clean off the surface, lest it catch someone's eye
BTR's Big Time Rush, but I can see how you'd forget
I put my headphones in and turn it as loud as it'll get
I fear it won't work. My mind is tainted
(Psychological damage everytime that I fainted)
I can't believe I forgot that- silly old me
Oh well, I listen to music as I cook my tea.
Though they may seem bad, we could at least hide
All the damage we've done to them on the outside
It's fine my good Nub, we all make mistakes
Like never having tea or drinking awful milkshakes(?)
Hiding something may just work
Even though others will laugh and smirk
I guess by tea you're referring to the drink
Neither have I (unless you count Chai) I don't think.
Well they couldn't tell so from looking at me
It's just a simple teenage girl they see
Yes, yes I am. And wow, that's crazy
I thought you loved the stuff. Stereotypes... God, I'm lazy
But internally your mind is full of stuff
The weird and wonderful- that kind of fluff
Tea? No, can't stand it at all.
Scones on the other hand are great as I recall.
Well thank you so much. I do take great pride
In all of the fluff contained in my mind
I've never had scones. Are they any good?
I'll probably try some when I'm in your neighborhood
How have you not had scones? That'll change soon
Scones with jam, cream are opportune
I had them all the time when I was a kid
You must try them and eat lots as I did
I don't know, gurl. It must be this place
The US sometimes seems like a disgrace
You'll have to be sure and teach me my dear
Because I'd likely just dump it. DUMP IT, YOU HEAR?
You don't have to come here to eat and assess
You can find a recipe and make them in the US
The ingredients may not be exactly the same
But at least you can try it, otherwise that'll be a shame
Is it bad that I read that last line as "asses"?
If I ever get time, I'll do that. But I'm pressed
For time and attention and freedom galore
Why life? Why'd you do this? YOU'RE SUCH A BOOOOORE~
Why would I refer to your rear
When referring to scones? Oh, how queer xD
I'm sure you'll get time one day soon
Then make scones and eat them with a spoon
You calling me queer, punk? Well clearly you'll see
That nobody on Earth is as straight as me
And grammar aside, love, I do need a scone
But for now get on Skype. I dun wanna be alone...
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