Juicy

True... I'm gonna miss good 'ol Zohan... Treat him well, darling. You're the only one I could ever trust him to... He's made a lot of my lonely Satuday afternoons very entertaining. 8D

8D Best. Eternity. Ever.

Well if you really want me to...

*Embraces inner perv*

I shall make him my own... >8D

If we do get the sex changes, can I be on top for once? D=

Someday we'll be able to do whatever we want... Forever. 8D

x33 I'll whisper whatever you want... inb4perv 8D

I love you more. x3 I can't wait to talk to youuuuu... <3

I know! So romantic, amirite? x3 It kinda came out of nowhere and I was like 8D the entire time afterward. So all I could think of was, "Nowai!" xD

I'm thinking up new ways to say it as we speak. ;D

xD I never notice my accent, so I can't tell if it's crappy or not. As long as mah cariad likes it, I don't care, though. 8D

*Clings* x3

Well you should know I love it when you talk about your chest. >8D

Whenever I think about your voice, I instantly think of, "John... I love you." and then me saying, "Nowai!" and you saying, "Yawai." Sappiness and lulziness have never been so perfectly intertwined. 8D

=O Oh dear... Well isn't that curious...

*Feels slowly* Ahhhhh... Much better.

*Your parents are still right there*

Go away. D<

o lawdy is dat sum banhammer i c der?

O.O

*Walks up to you*

*Slaps*

Sorry, there was a fly...

*Continues to slap*

Soooooooo many flies... Don't worry though, I'll get them. 8D

x3 Okayyyyyyyyy I can wait... Well, I can't, but still I will try. xD

=O *Puts on t-shirt* 8D That's good, right? Now go put on that miniskirt, GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!a 8D

Must... resist... perverted... urges...

I don't see what's so sexy about that... Why on Earth would you want that... 8D

Any idea when your family's gonna go to bed. John wants his Harriet. x3

Oh well in that case- *RAPERAPERAPE*

8D Whyyyyyyyy? It's nothing major... Why would anyone wanna see me in short sleeves? 8D

*Wakes up*

8D Oh well hello there, darling. x3 Why do I feel like I've been raped furiously?

... I like it. 8D Whatever you did, do it again!

8D That's nice- I mean...

*Passed out*

*Your conscience* Feel every inch of him! 8D

8D Mah cariad is a good doctor. And her kisses are freakin' awesome. >D

Well in that case you'll just need to continue with what you were doing to my lips... 8D

x33 Yush... Much better. 8D

My lips hurt, could you kiss them and make them feel better? 8D

/epiclybadline

LOVELOVELOVE <3

=O No, no, you were epic... I think ice skating for a few hours in a t-shirt was a bad idea though. xD

*Gives you cute look* Will j00 stay with meh? 8D

Banhammers can't beat the power of sex.

*Unbanned* 8D

*Randomly feels ill*

O.o

*Rubs head*

Owwww...

O.O

*Scared* Y-y-yes ma'am...

Wow, this is surprisingly fun... Keep going. 8D

*Tries to do something*

I do say...

*Looks down*

What is this now... Some kind of smexy Welsh sex offender? Well keep going... I'm loving this. 8D

*Rapes back*

Least I could do is return the favor. 8D

=O Harriet is very demanding.

*Clothes magically disappear*

OSHI-

Sooooo... 8D

8D Muuuuuuuuuuch better... Oh damn... I've gotten it damn near everywhere... 8D

Best. Ban. Ever.