NikkiNoNo

Lol, why should I tell you? You're the one who wants me to be a cynical hermit :P

Good night, lol

Lol, my narcissism must be fed with lies and women. If not, then I have to remain a young, cynical hermit.

Anywho... I gotta sleep. I'll talk to you later. Oh! And next time, it's your turn to be the center of attention :P

Because I'm poor, you're my only source of entertainment, and as your Lord, I receive royalty checks for your publicised services that were originally mine >.>

Lol, you're not supposed to agree XD

If you do, you owe me money :P

Rofl. I really need to lay off pop culture XD

Awesome :P

Nope, you're silly. So much so that I now find you amusing >:P

You're just jealous 'bout my Super Saiyan swagger.

...hrm... what if I just continuously grace you with my almighty presence instead?

Pfft... silly girl.

(Meh. Anywho... good luck with that.)

If I was born yesterday in a Utopia city out in the middle of nowhere, yes. Yes I would. But I don't. Because I'm a grouch that way.

*Twitches* Perhaps we can reach an arrangement. I am poor and you are obviously a mizer. So... yeah.

I'm a Lord now?

(Pfft... people are stupid.)

...I don't believe you.

...you shan't bribe me with chocolatey goodness! ...my ego says thank you.

Aww...

Hrm... you may be spared from my mockery.

(Beauty is only in the eyes of the beholder)

Lol, no sarcasm?

...maybe.

Preaching to the choir. I haven't used a dishwasher in five years, so I have to do them all by hand. So you have my sympathy... even if your mother is old fashioned.

Lol, I can hate on women :P

(...I'll take your word for it. For now.)

Aww! I'm sorry. If it helps, I'll be here to keep you company.

My ego is unappeased.

Same here. Dishes are UGH!

Lol, I swear, my misogyny is entirely sound and justified :P So I assume you had loads of fun?

Aww... there goes my ego :(

I did chores around the house and had my interview pushed for tomorrow.

Oh? Did you all have a pillow fight? Gossip about sexy men? Plot world domination throughthe use of your sex appeal?

Lol, you seem rather giddy about that :P

Mildly disappointing. Yours?

...you're awesome. Only because you play Skyrim.

Also, I'm sorry that you're bored.

Lol, because I got nothing to do right now.

Bah... I'm bored.

Aww... sorry to hear that.

I'm alright. You?

Hey. Did you sleep well?

G'night. Sweet dreams.

*twitches* Uh-huh.

Good show.

Hrm... I'm running out of things to talk about.