Pinekaboo

Fine then.

Also, I figured out why you guys over in the UK think us Americans make things overcomplicated...Because we do.
Me and my dad went to go get my ID, thinking that we only needed my Social Security card. Turns out we need not only that, but my birth certificate, my latest school report card, and TWO proofs of where I live. We had to go back home and get them, only to wait...Not that long, actually, and finally get my picture taken for my ID. Ended up taking WAAAAY longer than expected.
Sorry, I just needed to vent there for a sec.

Hey DT. How are you?
Are you still mad at me?

Wasn't it your idea to give him Excalibur at one point?
Anyway, the "swords" that he's made of are all behind him. It's not like he can effectively use them. Most of him moves come from his speed. The Homing Attack is basically a burst of speed whilst curled up into a ball. It defeats enemies from the power behind the impact. The Blue Tornado...That one's self explanatory.
So yeah, a sword would make sense.

Well, Sonic's gonna need a sword of some kind...Ventus reserved Merlina for a SatBK subplot...Is there a different sword that could take it's place?

As you probably know, Ventus/Hero of Time just reserved Merlina from Sonic and the Black Knight. I remember you and I discussing something related to that game a while back, something to do with one of your Fate/ characters and Excalibur...Would me reserving Caliburn complicate whatever plan we had in place?

Eh, I don't like it either, but the law's the law. Nothing I can do about it.

Excuse me, I meant (Date of birth, sex, etc.). But you got my point, right?

Getting an ID really isn't complicated at all. I just have to gown down to the building where ID's are set up (Called the Secretary of State building), fill out my basic information (Date of birth, gender, etc.), get my picture taken, and done. It's a process that takes about 10-15 minutes.

Oh, right. Forgot the rules are different over there.
Alright, well, you know that we have states. Well, normally a Driver's License would count as an ID, but since I don't have mine yet, I have to get a Michigan State ID, meaning it identifies me as a citizen of the state of Michigan. If I were to move to another state, (Say, Florida for example) I'd have to get a new state ID for Florida, and my Michigan State ID would be rendered void. The reason I need it in the first place is because my employer needs to see it before he can officially complete my application. Luckily he's still actually let me work there as an employee while I've waited to get it.

Any questions?

...What? Are you confused about what an ID is?

That's true. Well, I guess when I get back from getting my State ID later I'll put 'im to work.

It's still funny that for him to learn it, he has to play it

Oooohhhh. Makes sense. I just realized, the Song of Storms is a paradox.

So it's as if his younger self and his older self are sending the memoried back and forth to each other?

Ok, do you consider the concept of putting the Master Sword in the Pedestal of Time as time travel? Or is Link just unraveling the past 7 years of his Time Stream while keeping his memories?

Hey DT, have you played Ocarina of Time? I'm confused about something

Oooh...Much better. Alright, lemme go get mah Diamond shovel.

It's too late at night for that. I'll just have to beat him with a GEEGA DORILLU BURAYKAAAAAAH until he stops making such heinous comments.

That you did.

So I showed my brother the last fight of the Gurren Lagann movie against the Anti-Spiral. He kept going on about how the facial expressions made them look dumb. Poor kid's missing out.

I know...For some reason it just didn't register.