TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees

I'm sat in the spare room/study/my room where I dump everything and it is really cold D: I am wearing liek 3 layers, but its still cold o:

But no snow ):

Its so cold D: omg x_x

Pika pika o:

*Insert Random epic quote*

Miaow

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Hey there.

I bet you're wondering why Keyblade Spirit hasn't replied to the Yu-Gi-Oh! thread for so long.

It's because he's still trying to think of what move he's going to make.

And you're probably also wondering why I haven't been on for awhile.

It's because I got Re: Com for Christmas and I'm enjoying it so much I just can't stop playing it.

Just thought I'd tell you so you wouldn't be left in suspense.

It suck.....my dad didn't need to o that to Ashley's laptop

I'm sorry.....the laptop I'm on won't ;et me go on youtube.it only let me goes on youtube if it on UK

.......

Yes, I would know. It's called a Johnectomy, because I, Dr. John, invented it.

*Staples right eye*

Well. That does indeed hurt like a *****. However my military service in 'Nam has made me very much able to hold in my pain. It certainly hasn't effected my mental stability.

****! My right eye! He did the same thing that Apollo ****** bag did! What the hell is up with these people!?

*Eye is bleeding*

I hear this guy Phoenix Wright is pretty good. Apparently he not only defends his clients, but is able to get the plaintiff to be found guilty of the crime instead. So we could leave this situation not only with more money in our pockets, but with our legal competitors eliminated.

Don't say Apollo Justice. That guy is a ******, he poked my left eye out while shouting something.

I just got a subpoena. Says something about the pilot episode of "Candid Cock" being a "violation of privacy." Load of bull, I swear. Well, we're gonna need a lawyer... No... An Ace Attorney...

Okay, I had some dude set up the cameras. His name was Chris Hansen or something. Sounded honest enough. He also asked for a master key to the studio, and I figured he was a good enough guy that I knew for fifteen minutes so I gave him one. Now we just gotta sit back and wait for the dough to flow through the doors.

Yes, I can see no legal downsides to this plan. Surely we will make millions and be the most successful filmmakers since the director of "Citizen Kane."

But that's the premise of my next series. "Porn Plunders" didn't work out, so my latest vision seemed to be better. "Candid Cock." We catch people doing sexual things on camera, then broadcast it without their consent. What could possibly go wrong?

True... How about we put it in the women's restroom?

So what do we do with this Horny? Do we put it in a case or something? I don't know if it would be appropriate to have a gold dildo on display though...

Oh, I see.